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(Mirror.co.uk)   As number of people who die on the highways drop, the number of people available to be killed in household accidents rises, and so the balance of nature is maintained   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 27
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2014-05-14 12:40:50 PM
The Candyman can totally help you out with that...
 
2014-05-14 02:17:52 PM
Well gas is expensive
 
2014-05-14 03:25:32 PM
www.lynnegolodner.com
 
2014-05-14 03:26:16 PM
Women can't be safe anywhere these days.
 
2014-05-14 03:27:19 PM
covermyfb.com
 
2014-05-14 03:30:13 PM
It will return from the ashes as the University of Phoenix.
 
2014-05-14 03:31:41 PM
yep, survived the car ride to the house and now its a good time to die...
 
2014-05-14 03:32:28 PM
Where once there is death, there will always be death.
 
2014-05-14 03:33:16 PM
There wouldn't be so many household accidents if people could just remember the damned safe-word.
 
2014-05-14 03:38:52 PM
What about all the homeland security?
 
2014-05-14 03:40:16 PM

SonsoftheSod: The Candyman can totally help you out with that...


A sweet-talkin' sugar-coated Candyman?
 
2014-05-14 03:44:43 PM

JackieRabbit: There wouldn't be so many household accidents if people could just remember the damned safe-word.


Mine is "keep going!"

That could be ambiguous, though, some I'm thinking of changing it to "Oh, God, yes!".

You know, for safety.
 
2014-05-14 03:46:41 PM
I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
 
2014-05-14 03:48:11 PM
It's a known fact that 90% of all accidents and deaths occur within 5 miles of your house.

Might be a good idea if you moved, I guess.
 
2014-05-14 03:50:02 PM

dittybopper: JackieRabbit: There wouldn't be so many household accidents if people could just remember the damned safe-word.

Mine is "keep going!"

That could be ambiguous, though, some I'm thinking of changing it to "Oh, God, yes!".

You know, for safety.


I like to use, "Stop, don't!", and keep repeating it.  I just hope they hear the first word.
 
2014-05-14 03:53:39 PM
That's some Final Destination level shiat there, subby
 
2014-05-14 03:58:31 PM
Life uhhh... finds a way.
 
2014-05-14 04:07:50 PM
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2014-05-14 04:32:25 PM
I've noticed these last few years a decrease in the amount of concern a pedestrian in England has to give, while all responsibility is transferred to drivers. I think all roads should be fenced off except at clear crossings. Some crossings are far from clear, and placed at clearly dangerous places. I think councilors do it deliberately, because they're sick sadistic psychopathic shiatstains. I think all people in government need to be fired and replaced by me, and me alone. Sure, i'd be a tyrant, but to begin with i'd be a benevolent one. What more can anyone ask for?
 
2014-05-14 04:35:20 PM
Well, as long as you're going to die, do it at home, so the traffic can keep moving.
 
2014-05-14 04:45:57 PM

cherryl taggart: Well, as long as you're going to die, do it at home, so the traffic can keep moving.


It needed to be said. Perhaps roadside billboards.
 
2014-05-14 05:12:56 PM

BitwiseShift: It will return from the ashes as the University of Phoenix.


Wrong thread, buddy.

//and I think that joke has been made in the other thread anyway.
 
2014-05-14 05:33:30 PM
We need more household air bags.
 
2014-05-14 05:36:44 PM
IS NOWHERE SAFE?!?!

I guess we all better never leave the womb.
 
2014-05-14 05:46:13 PM
Stupid always finds a way.
 
2014-05-14 06:29:49 PM
I'm gonna start running around the house, with Scissors!
 
2014-05-14 06:49:11 PM
I love that MADD takes so much credit for stopping fatalities on the roads when safety in cars is the sole reason for the downturn.
 
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