SonsoftheSod: The Candyman can totally help you out with that...
JackieRabbit: There wouldn't be so many household accidents if people could just remember the damned safe-word.
dittybopper: JackieRabbit: There wouldn't be so many household accidents if people could just remember the damned safe-word.Mine is "keep going!"That could be ambiguous, though, some I'm thinking of changing it to "Oh, God, yes!".You know, for safety.
cherryl taggart: Well, as long as you're going to die, do it at home, so the traffic can keep moving.
BitwiseShift: It will return from the ashes as the University of Phoenix.
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