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(Boston.com)   Will the Bruins triumph in their natural...Hab-itat? Will the Canadians get booed out of Boston? Will the Ducks "Quack quack quack" all the way home? This is your game 7 hockey thread. Pucks drop at 7 and 10 ET   (stats.boston.com) divider line 1148
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2014-05-14 08:37:44 AM  

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2014-05-14 09:06:41 AM  
I am not prepared to be completely surprised tonight.
 
2014-05-14 09:16:03 AM  
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Would it be hubris to NOT pack my razor for tonight's trip? Or would it be showing faith in the Bruins to the Old Testament Gods of Hockey?
 
2014-05-14 09:16:05 AM  
This morning, my son's school had "Breakfast with a buddy", where a parent/grandparent/ect.. comes in and they have donuts and the kids get to show off stuff they worked on, plus there is a book fair. I'm sitting there eating my muffin(I won't eat timbits - not today. Nor will I drink their coffee). Anyway, a guy sits right across from me wearing a habs shirt. I just looked at him, and said "A Habs shirt?" and shook my head. He laughed and said "Yeah, it's been an interesting week."
I responded "Well, I would say it will be over tonight for you, but you'll still be a habs fan..."
He laughed again(It was good natured)

Anyway - this is why I love this rivalry. It's still pure. It's like the Yankees/Red Sox before people started making money on hats and shirts. It's before the pink hats and Jimmy Fallon movies.

So no matter how it turns out - this has been exactly the series I expected. It's a war.
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2014-05-14 09:16:12 AM  
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Had to go old-school for this one.

Today's list of events:

9:00-4:00 - Work and try not to get too hyped-up
4:00-4:15 - Drive home from work
4:15-7:00 - Drink massive amounts of Goonjuice
7:00-???? - Continue to drink massive amounts of Goonjuice & hopefully enjoy the game
 
2014-05-14 09:18:31 AM  

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Would it be hubris to NOT pack my razor for tonight's trip? Or would it be showing faith in the Bruins to the Old Testament Gods of Hockey?


You know, normally, I would say "Don't temp the hockey gods" but after all the crossbars and empty net misses, I say "fark you Jobu, I do this myself".
 
2014-05-14 09:20:31 AM  

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Broke out a few of the classics. Nice!
 
2014-05-14 09:27:51 AM  
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2014-05-14 09:28:29 AM  

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Broke out a few of the classics. Nice!


I noticed that too. =)
 
2014-05-14 09:28:45 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Broke out a few of the classics. Nice!


I'm at work and had access to the computer, it's kinda hard to try and post all of those on my phone.

I tried to tone down the amount of pics this year, but since this is do or die I said screw it.

In honor of Ference:

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2014-05-14 09:30:37 AM  

Publikwerks: Fochstockings: [img.fark.net image 379x219] Would it be hubris to NOT pack my razor for tonight's trip? Or would it be showing faith in the Bruins to the Old Testament Gods of Hockey? You know, normally, I would say "Don't temp the hockey gods" but after all the crossbars and empty net misses, I say "fark you Jobu, I do this myself".


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Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that Bruins stood against Habs. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
 
2014-05-14 09:31:22 AM  
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2014-05-14 09:32:30 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Publikwerks: Fochstockings: [img.fark.net image 379x219] Would it be hubris to NOT pack my razor for tonight's trip? Or would it be showing faith in the Bruins to the Old Testament Gods of Hockey? You know, normally, I would say "Don't temp the hockey gods" but after all the crossbars and empty net misses, I say "fark you Jobu, I do this myself".

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Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that Bruins stood against Habs. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!


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2014-05-14 09:34:47 AM  

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That's sweet!!!
 
2014-05-14 09:35:49 AM  
Btw- I just wanted to take this moment and apologize to the rest of the hockey farkers. We're pretty fired up over here, so we may have started this thread a little gif-crazy.

I mean, we probably aren't going to tone it down, so consider it an apology for past, present and future gif spam.
 
2014-05-14 09:39:09 AM  

Publikwerks: Btw- I just wanted to take this moment and apologize to the rest of the hockey farkers. We're pretty fired up over here, so we may have started this thread a little gif-crazy.

I mean, we probably aren't going to tone it down, so consider it an apology for past, present and future gif spam.


just wait until the first goal tonight....
 
2014-05-14 09:45:28 AM  

Publikwerks: Btw- I just wanted to take this moment and apologize to the rest of the hockey farkers. We're pretty fired up over here, so we may have started this thread a little gif-crazy.

I mean, we probably aren't going to tone it down, so consider it an apology for past, present and future gif spam.


It's who we are. It's what we do ;)

I've been doing team bombs since the 2007 Red Sox playoff run.
It's spilled over to the Bruins & Seahawks and morphed into more of a last game recap.
I make no apologies.
 
2014-05-14 09:50:48 AM  
I hope the Habs pun makes up for the abomination of a headline Monday's games had

/subby for both
//I'm still a rookie hockey fan
 
2014-05-14 09:50:58 AM  
Dozed off in the 3rd last night...woke up at the start of OT...dozed off again a few minutes in.

This getting back into the routine of being up at 5 a.m. thing is killing me.


That being said, Blackhawks and Canadiens in the Finals.

Book it.
 
2014-05-14 09:59:51 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Dozed off in the 3rd last night...woke up at the start of OT...dozed off again a few minutes in.

This getting back into the routine of being up at 5 a.m. thing is killing me.


That being said, Blackhawks and Canadiens in the Finals.

Book it.


First off, the B's are winning tonight.
Two - The Rangers are in Beast mode - they scare me. If the B's were murdered before the game tonight(because they aren't losing tonight unless someone murders them, literally), the Habs don't get past the Rags.
 
2014-05-14 10:09:02 AM  
What's the gif file limit for fark nowadays?

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2014-05-14 10:09:30 AM  

Publikwerks: WhiskeySticks: Dozed off in the 3rd last night...woke up at the start of OT...dozed off again a few minutes in.

This getting back into the routine of being up at 5 a.m. thing is killing me.


That being said, Blackhawks and Canadiens in the Finals.

Book it.

First off, the B's are winning tonight.
Two - The Rangers are in Beast mode - they scare me. If the B's were murdered before the game tonight(because they aren't losing tonight unless someone murders them, literally), the Habs don't get past the Rags.


Ordinarily, I'd agree.

But this guy won't allow it.

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Prince Henry can't keep up with what he did last night against the Povertysburgh Penguins.
 
2014-05-14 10:10:34 AM  

Publikwerks: First off, the B's are winning tonight.


WOOOO!!!

Publikwerks: Two - The Rangers are in Beast mode - they scare me.


Lundqvist is in beast mode, the rest I'm not so sure. Now Lundqvist in beast mode is scary, but don't forget how wildly inconsistent the Penguins were. They had a scare from Columbus in the first round for f*ck sake.

So yes, the Rangers are feeling pretty good right now, but the Bruins are far more consistent than the Pens. The last game in Montreal really sucked, but the B's bounce back.

Bruins win tonight.
 
2014-05-14 10:14:06 AM  
Last game 7 the Bruins were in...

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Thinking of looping this for the rest of the day.
 
2014-05-14 10:15:30 AM  
 
2014-05-14 10:16:35 AM  

Rev.K: Publikwerks: First off, the B's are winning tonight.

WOOOO!!!

Publikwerks: Two - The Rangers are in Beast mode - they scare me.

Lundqvist is in beast mode, the rest I'm not so sure. Now Lundqvist in beast mode is scary, but don't forget how wildly inconsistent the Penguins were. They had a scare from Columbus in the first round for f*ck sake.

So yes, the Rangers are feeling pretty good right now, but the Bruins are far more consistent than the Pens. The last game in Montreal really sucked, but the B's bounce back.

Bruins win tonight.


I wish I were as confident. I have a lot of respect for Montreal - well, not as an organization, but for the hockey they've been playing this series. And the Bruins' inconsistency infuriates me. So:

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2014-05-14 10:19:10 AM  

Fochstockings: Last game 7 the Bruins were in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Vs6rqOX_Y

Thinking of looping this for the rest of the day.


BERGERON!! BERGERON!!


/I'd prefer 2014 to end more like 2011 and less like 2013
 
2014-05-14 10:21:02 AM  
Hooray for 2 games tonight.  Hooray for game 7.  Hockey!

/just woke up
//hungover
///need a little hair of the goon
 
2014-05-14 10:22:53 AM  

Fochstockings: Rev.K: Publikwerks: First off, the B's are winning tonight.

WOOOO!!!

Publikwerks: Two - The Rangers are in Beast mode - they scare me.

Lundqvist is in beast mode, the rest I'm not so sure. Now Lundqvist in beast mode is scary, but don't forget how wildly inconsistent the Penguins were. They had a scare from Columbus in the first round for f*ck sake.

So yes, the Rangers are feeling pretty good right now, but the Bruins are far more consistent than the Pens. The last game in Montreal really sucked, but the B's bounce back.

Bruins win tonight.

I wish I were as confident. I have a lot of respect for Montreal - well, not as an organization, but for the hockey they've been playing this series. And the Bruins' inconsistency infuriates me. So:

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2014-05-14 10:24:50 AM  
Me at 06:59 PM EST

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2014-05-14 10:30:12 AM  
Ah, so it appears I am not the only one a bit nervous.

Right. Well, carry on best as we can, I guess.
 
2014-05-14 10:36:30 AM  
Go Habs I guess. Don't really care who wins now since the overrated chokers are gone.
 
2014-05-14 10:39:20 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Go Habs I guess. Don't really care who wins now since the overrated chokers are gone again.


ITFY
 
2014-05-14 10:45:03 AM  
Best in the world player's stats in his last 5 games facing elimination: Zero goals and zero assists.
 
2014-05-14 10:50:43 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Best in the world player's stats in his last 5 games facing elimination: Zero goals and zero assists.


Crosby isn't the machine he used to be, but in Pierre's mind, he's still number 1.

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2014-05-14 10:55:08 AM  
You know what they say about game sevens. "It's the last game of the series."

Yep, that's what they say.
 
2014-05-14 10:58:24 AM  
I am absolutely rooting for the Bruins but firstly I hope both teams show up and we get the hockey battle we know this can be.  And THEN I hope the Bruins destroy them.
 
2014-05-14 11:02:33 AM  
heh...hab-itat.
 
2014-05-14 11:04:23 AM  
 
2014-05-14 11:13:16 AM  

Publikwerks: WhiskeySticks: Dozed off in the 3rd last night...woke up at the start of OT...dozed off again a few minutes in.

This getting back into the routine of being up at 5 a.m. thing is killing me.


That being said, Blackhawks and Canadiens in the Finals.

Book it.

First off, the B's are winning tonight.
Two - The Rangers are in Beast mode - they scare me. If the B's were murdered before the game tonight(because they aren't losing tonight unless someone murders them, literally), the Habs don't get past the Rags.


I'm just kind of happy the B's path to the cup will be exclusively through original 6 teams.  Old school, baby.
 
2014-05-14 11:16:15 AM  

Publikwerks: Fochstockings: [img.fark.net image 379x219]

Would it be hubris to NOT pack my razor for tonight's trip? Or would it be showing faith in the Bruins to the Old Testament Gods of Hockey?

You know, normally, I would say "Don't temp the hockey gods" but after all the crossbars and empty net misses, I say "fark you Jobu, I do this myself".


Personally, I follow the "don't tempt fate" school of thought.
 
2014-05-14 11:17:50 AM  

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LET'S GIVE THESE RATS WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!


And suddenly a Montreal win doesn't seem so bad.

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2014-05-14 11:34:26 AM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

LET'S GIVE THESE RATS WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!

And suddenly a Montreal win doesn't seem so bad.


I'll make up for it now...
 
2014-05-14 11:53:42 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Crosby isn't the machine he used to be, but in Pierre's mind, he's still number 1.


It's incredible that they made it as far as they did considering MAF and the man-games lost to injury.
 
2014-05-14 11:56:16 AM  

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2014-05-14 12:01:00 PM  

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Totally stealing that top one.
 
2014-05-14 12:02:16 PM  

Publikwerks: Anyway - this is why I love this rivalry. It's still pure. It's like the Yankees/Red Sox before people started making money on hats and shirts.


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2014-05-14 12:06:06 PM  

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Totally stealing that top one.


I love the Bear.
 
2014-05-14 12:07:41 PM  
I can't quite slog through the Bruins spam, is there a game or something tonight?

Also...


Let's meet your LAK-ANA anagrammed rosters!


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2014-05-14 01:26:13 PM  
All I want to see tonight is some good hard, well played hockey.  Each game with sixty or more minutes of hard hitting (but clean) action & at the end of everything that we know the actual matchups for both the east & western conferences.  Tonight needs to be the final night of Round Two.
 
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