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(USA Today)   Time for your annual reminder that the longer you go without being horribly diced, maimed, juiced, pureed, fileted, burned, decapitated, disemboweled, drowned and/or mildly frightened by a hurricane, the more likely it is that THIS COULD BE YOUR YEAR   (usatoday.com) divider line 18
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2014-05-14 01:31:23 PM  
Not bloody likely


/smug
 
2014-05-14 01:42:09 PM  
Well, if you're from Florida and can't or aren't willing to move, all you can do is be prepared.

I try not to get complacent.  In fact I'm updating my hurricane supplies right now.

*knocks on wood*
 
2014-05-14 01:55:52 PM  

gopher321: /smug


Whatever. You'll be eaten by bears/wolves/moose/hosers soon enough.
 
2014-05-14 02:18:44 PM  
wait, yesterday they said it was an el nino year.  now they're talking atlantic hurricanes.  it's one of the other, not both.
 
2014-05-14 02:24:42 PM  

pute kisses like a man: wait, yesterday they said it was an el nino year.  now they're talking atlantic hurricanes.  it's one of the other, not both.


So wasn't 1992 when Hurricane Andrew hit
 
2014-05-14 02:45:00 PM  
Wake me when the CO2 levels cause ocean temps to rise 3-4 more degrees.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-14 02:46:35 PM  
Hurricanes do all that?
 
2014-05-14 02:50:57 PM  

zarker: Hurricanes do all that?


They're like the Waffle Houses of meteorology.
 
2014-05-14 02:55:08 PM  
Assuming the massive El Niño comes through, it should be a quiet season. You can still have a big hurricane if the shear abates for a few days, but overall your chances are better for not being hit.
 
2014-05-14 03:06:50 PM  

zarker: Hurricanes do all that?


A hurricane circumcised my cat, so...
 
2014-05-14 03:33:51 PM  
I had better not be- I live in Tennessee. A hurricane makes it here, our country is farked.
 
2014-05-14 04:14:49 PM  
Hurricane season starts June 1st? Crap, I have not signed up for my fantasy league yet.
Anyone know the cutoff date?
 
2014-05-14 04:18:10 PM  

Hollie Maea: Assuming the massive El Niño comes through, it should be a quiet season. You can still have a big hurricane if the shear abates for a few days, but overall your chances are better for not being hit.



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YO SOY EL NINO!

 
2014-05-14 04:42:39 PM  
So ... the longer I go with out sex the more likely I'll have sex?
 
2014-05-14 05:32:41 PM  

washington-babylon: I had better not be- I live in Tennessee. A hurricane makes it here, our country is farked.


I live in Idaho.  If it reaches me we're farked
 
2014-05-14 06:06:28 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: washington-babylon: I had better not be- I live in Tennessee. A hurricane makes it here, our country is farked.

I live in Idaho.  If it reaches me we're farked


If it reaches you I am REALLY farked.
 
2014-05-14 08:20:37 PM  

I spent 12 years living in Florida and 1 near the Texas coast. Do I get hurricaned. No I get hurricaned in freaking New Hampster

isleofran.com

Never Forget

 
2014-05-15 01:18:46 AM  
I prefer to be rocked like (if not by) a hurricane
 
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