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(Daily Star)   Naked, stoned chick does impromptu dance on 11th floor air conditioning unit in China. This is why drugs are bad, mmm'kay? (Not safe for work)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 88
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2014-05-14 09:25:21 AM  
Finally, a quality news story out of China.
 
2014-05-14 09:27:19 AM  
I remember my first aspirin.
 
2014-05-14 09:30:30 AM  
I bet she was potted up on the weed.
 
2014-05-14 09:30:41 AM  
Hey, let those among us who have never taken drugs, climbed out of a window and danced naked on an air conditioning unit 11 floors above street level throw the first stone.
 
2014-05-14 09:30:53 AM  
T least they gragged her in
 
KIA
2014-05-14 09:32:39 AM  
Wait, this makes drugs bad?
 
2014-05-14 09:37:14 AM  

CruJones: T least they gragged her in


Eventually, she was gragged kicking and screaming to safety.

I do not grok this.
 
2014-05-14 09:38:34 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2014-05-14 09:39:04 AM  
And the problem is...?
 
2014-05-14 09:39:30 AM  

FarkingReading: CruJones: T least they gragged her in

Eventually, she was gragged kicking and screaming to safety.

I do not grok this.


Not all suicidal people want to be stopped.

Also, when you are tripping balls on chinese meth herbs, or whatever she took, rescuers could look like demons from the underworld, come to use her body to give birth to ten thousand years of darkness.
 
2014-05-14 09:39:46 AM  
Looks like she's pretty high on far out.
 
2014-05-14 09:40:18 AM  

BiffDangler: I'd hit it.


like the pavement after an 11 story fall?
 
2014-05-14 09:40:26 AM  
Something, something, dick in crazy...
 
2014-05-14 09:41:37 AM  
shiat, even their news stories are pixelated.

I want to see some female asian genitalia, dammit!

Unless they're born with the pixelation?
 
2014-05-14 09:42:07 AM  
Eh, the naked lady calling herself the Goddess of the train in Chicago was hotter.
 
2014-05-14 09:42:32 AM  
um, I think that's why drugs are good Submitter - DNRTFA
 
2014-05-14 09:43:12 AM  
Its a great high but you come down quick.
 
2014-05-14 09:43:18 AM  

fluffy2097: FarkingReading: CruJones: T least they gragged her in

Eventually, she was gragged kicking and screaming to safety.

I do not grok this.

Not all suicidal people want to be stopped.

Also, when you are tripping balls on chinese meth herbs, or whatever she took, rescuers could look like demons from the underworld, come to use her body to give birth to ten thousand years of darkness.


whoosh
 
2014-05-14 09:43:25 AM  
oh please, these people are trained from the age of 2 years old to do handstands on windowsills 20 stories up while juggling a 50 pound ceramic vase with their feet.
 
2014-05-14 09:43:36 AM  

fluffy2097: FarkingReading: CruJones: T least they gragged her in

Eventually, she was gragged kicking and screaming to safety.

I do not grok this.

Not all suicidal people want to be stopped.

Also, when you are tripping balls on chinese meth herbs, or whatever she took, rescuers could look like demons from the underworld, come to use her body to give birth to ten thousand years of darkness.



10,000 years of afterbirth?

Seven Chinese brothers swallow in the ocean.
Seven thousand years to sleep away the pain.
She'll return, she will return .
 
2014-05-14 09:44:06 AM  

Anastacya: Something, something, dick in crazy...


Don't forget barneystimpsoncrazyhotscale.jpg
 
2014-05-14 09:44:21 AM  
It says something when they handed her a towel for her modesty before getting her off the air conditioner 11 stories above the ground. Perhaps getting her off the air conditioner so she didn't plunge to death should have been a higher priority? People can make very absurd moral priorities at times.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:35 AM  
"Don't look at me, I'm shy"
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk
/you didn't seem shy earlier
 
2014-05-14 09:45:22 AM  
I'd like to book the room, woman, and drugs, please.


Need my Visa #?
 
2014-05-14 09:46:03 AM  
stonelotus: ........ these people................

I did not know Donald Sterling was a farker
 
2014-05-14 09:47:54 AM  
Dibs on her liver.
 
2014-05-14 09:48:36 AM  
www.reverseshot.com

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?  Maybe if I stand on the AC unit it will feel cooler...
 
2014-05-14 09:48:45 AM  
Jenkem is a hellof a drug .
 
2014-05-14 09:48:52 AM  
So, is this the second time this has happened, or is this a repeat of a story from a few years ago?  Because I know I've seen naked Chinese lady on top of air conditioner before...
 
2014-05-14 09:49:29 AM  
Naked amateur Asian woman? Yes, please.
 
2014-05-14 09:51:30 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.reverseshot.com image 565x240]

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?  Maybe if I stand on the AC unit it will feel cooler...


WIN!
 
2014-05-14 09:54:06 AM  

FarkingReading: fluffy2097: FarkingReading: CruJones: T least they gragged her in

Eventually, she was gragged kicking and screaming to safety.

I do not grok this.

Not all suicidal people want to be stopped.

Also, when you are tripping balls on chinese meth herbs, or whatever she took, rescuers could look like demons from the underworld, come to use her body to give birth to ten thousand years of darkness.


10,000 years of afterbirth?

Seven Chinese brothers swallow in the ocean.
Seven thousand years to sleep away the pain.
She'll return, she will return .


10,000 years of afterbirth?

So, 100 placenturies?
 
2014-05-14 09:55:11 AM  

DarkVader: So, is this the second time this has happened, or is this a repeat of a story from a few years ago?  Because I know I've seen naked Chinese lady on top of air conditioner before...


It happens a lot in asia. Not because of any psychological thing, but because more asian apartments have exterior air conditioning units for crazy people to crawl out onto.

This is just news because shes moderately attractive, naked (perverts), and the rescue took long enough that news vans showed up.
 
2014-05-14 09:56:14 AM  

brimed03: Anastacya: Something, something, dick in crazy...

Don't forget barneystimpsoncrazyhotscale.jpg


My Google-Fu fails me, I was trying to find a pic of Jenny in Forrest Gump on the balcony dancing after doing coke...
 
2014-05-14 09:56:37 AM  
Naked woman filmed from a low angle:  The puckered STAR is there.
 
2014-05-14 09:57:48 AM  
Too skinny
 
2014-05-14 10:00:27 AM  

Arkanaut: And the problem is...?

  Whoever wrote this article.

"...a urine test later confirmed that the woman had took them."
 
2014-05-14 10:02:31 AM  
I could probably go all chop-chop on her.
 
2014-05-14 10:03:34 AM  

KIA: Wait, this makes drugs bad?


This
 
2014-05-14 10:04:43 AM  

memtastic: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.reverseshot.com image 565x240]

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?  Maybe if I stand on the AC unit it will feel cooler...

WIN!


That movie was pretty farking awesome.
 
2014-05-14 10:16:45 AM  
AC unit looked really sharp.
 
2014-05-14 10:17:08 AM  

fluffy2097: Not all suicidal people want to be stopped.


kevinspaceyWRONG.jpg
 
2014-05-14 10:18:14 AM  
I too once danced like nobody was watching.  Didn't you see that episode of COPS?
 
2014-05-14 10:19:11 AM  
Er... so the window right next to her is closed, but that one on the next floor up is open....
 
2014-05-14 10:21:25 AM  
img.fark.net

Sharp knees, would not hit.
 
2014-05-14 10:22:58 AM  

RottenEggs: Jenkem is a hellof a drug .


more likely Ttongsul.
 
2014-05-14 10:23:56 AM  
Chinese women.

An hour later you're horny again.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:11 AM  

FarkingReading: fluffy2097: FarkingReading: CruJones: T least they gragged her in

Eventually, she was gragged kicking and screaming to safety.

I do not grok this.

Not all suicidal people want to be stopped.

Also, when you are tripping balls on chinese meth herbs, or whatever she took, rescuers could look like demons from the underworld, come to use her body to give birth to ten thousand years of darkness.


10,000 years of afterbirth?

Seven Chinese brothers swallow in the ocean.
Seven thousand years to sleep away the pain.
She'll return, she will return .


Nicely done. Great song.
 
2014-05-14 10:34:49 AM  

Comsamvimes: Eh, the naked lady calling herself the Goddess of the train in Chicago was hotter.


Maybe, but I wouldn't want to see half of the women in America (between the ages of 18-40) naked in any case.

This is the police! Put down the type 2 diabetes in a cup, er Starbucks coffee, ma'am and get dressed. Head to the dietician and then the gym. Don't worry, a year or two of eating healthy and moderate exercise will make you acceptable to see naked. Just keep try not to do it in public until then, because then it'll he newsworthy: 'In shape American woman naked in the street!'
 
2014-05-14 10:38:54 AM  

Langston: Hey, let those among us who have never taken drugs, climbed out of a window and danced naked on an air conditioning unit 11 floors above street level throw the first stone.


other than the 11th floor detail... i guess i won't be throwing any stones just yet.
 
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