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(Metro)   Aqua may not have been the greatest of bands, but no one could've guessed that they were prophetic   (metro.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-05-14 10:02:45 AM  
7 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2014-05-14 10:16:45 AM  
5 votes:
They remind me of the stand ins/body doubles from Spaceballs...
2014-05-14 10:01:33 AM  
4 votes:
Beiber guy looks more like Stuart from Mad TV.
2014-05-14 10:45:23 AM  
3 votes:

Saborlas: Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.


But the Monkees are the reason Roddenberry cast Walter Koenig, so without their ripping off the Beatles, we wouldn't have Checkov.

What I'm really trying to say is, Davy Jones is to blame for the Psi Corps.
2014-05-14 10:09:57 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-14 09:58:47 AM  
3 votes:
Everyone involved with this needs to be beaten with a shovel.
2014-05-14 11:20:01 AM  
2 votes:

LazyMedia: Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

I was wondering that, too, but I have these things called fingers, and know how to spell "google.com"


I saw them when they were still famous and I still don't know what they are,
2014-05-14 10:43:08 AM  
2 votes:

SewerSquirrels: Yeah, the Madonna clone looks like a dude in drag, but sometimes Madonna does too:
[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 274x184]
Dude just needs more cocaine in his diet.


The real Madonna was replaced by a dude in drag 15 years ago. She retired to the Seychelles.
2014-05-14 10:34:11 AM  
2 votes:

Walker: Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

You actually read the article? I just looked at the pics and went into shock.


Aren't you in for a treat!

www.eurovision.tv
2014-05-14 10:09:51 AM  
2 votes:

El Freak: Everyone involved with this needs to be beaten with a shovel.


Only after digging their own graves.
2014-05-14 10:05:02 AM  
2 votes:
Before reading the rest of the article, i was guessing the bieber guy was going for KD Lang.  I think he could still pull that off as a consolation prize.
2014-05-14 09:57:30 AM  
2 votes:
"Beiber" needs to have some work done on his moobs
2014-05-14 09:23:03 AM  
2 votes:
We can all thank Ronnie Reagan for shutting down so many mental hospitals. People like this used to be kept from doing things that harmed both themselves and others.
2014-05-14 03:42:03 PM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: tumy4me: tumy4me: mekkab: Mikey1969: 1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

THis is what you need to know about Aqua:
[spb.fotolog.com image 403x500]

Lene has awesome ink.

I'm pregnant

Everyone knows there is no such thing as nice tattoos.

What the hell just happened?  Did this site just change "0 / 10" to "I'm pregnant"?

An April Fool's Day artifact?


either way,  it's AWESOME!

I'm pregnant
I'm pregnant
I'm pregnant
/fb- is the father/
2014-05-14 02:12:23 PM  
1 votes:

mekkab: Mikey1969: 1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

THis is what you need to know about Aqua:
[spb.fotolog.com image 403x500]

Lene has awesome ink.


I'm pregnant

Everyone knows there is no such thing as nice tattoos.
2014-05-14 01:36:15 PM  
1 votes:

worlddan: Holly molly. I've never heard a Justin Beiber song and I have never watched a Jennifer Lawrence flick and yet I tagged all three perfectly. I think they look a lot like those celebrities.


You are the problem. Get out.
2014-05-14 12:23:47 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

Man, I feel old...just for being able to remember the 90's.

2.  And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?

Too much plastic surgery.

img.fark.net

I'll give the doctor's one thing, they really did capture the essence of smug douchebaggery in the face of fake Bieber. Though, they could have gotten the same results by writing "I'm an asshole" on his forehead with a sharpie.
2014-05-14 11:44:03 AM  
1 votes:
Who needs plastic surgery? All I had to do was age. I'm pushing 50, losing my hair, and I look exactly like famed actor Daniel Stern. Total cost: $0.00.

upload.wikimedia.org

Thanks, Daniel. YOU'RE MY HERO!!!
2014-05-14 11:40:20 AM  
1 votes:
Worst. Posergang. Ever.

These losers wouldn't last 2 minutes against the Kenedies or the Giligans.
2014-05-14 11:36:21 AM  
1 votes:

lindalouwho: Walker: Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

Man, I feel old...just for being able to remember the 90's.

2.  And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?

Too much plastic surgery.

Yikes. He's approaching cat-looking-too-much-plastic-surgery having-lady levels.

Thought about googling her name, figured no one would know her by it.

/mobile


Do you mean The Duchess of Alba,
static-secure.guim.co.uk

or Jocelyn Wildenstein?

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
2014-05-14 11:24:45 AM  
1 votes:

deschinc: Some of the close ups of the "Bieber" look like the fat Republican blogger/"journalist" that is always spouting potato. Thankfully I can't remember his name. Somebody from the politics tab help a brother out.


Eric son of Erick?
2014-05-14 11:20:22 AM  
1 votes:
The beauty of their visages is rivalled only by their vocal talents.
2014-05-14 11:15:58 AM  
1 votes:
img.mylot.com
2014-05-14 11:10:06 AM  
1 votes:
There's at least one suicide in that trio.
2014-05-14 10:42:31 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: For those who are not as brave(or stupid) as I am, the song is actually WORSE than the plastic surgery results. At least the first 15 seconds after the intro is.

Be back later, I'm off to puncture my eardrums since they should have known better.


You should break all your fingers with a hammer for clicking that shiat.
2014-05-14 10:38:51 AM  
1 votes:

Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]


First person I thought of when I saw that guy:

www.wearysloth.com
2014-05-14 10:37:32 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, the Madonna clone looks like a dude in drag, but sometimes Madonna does too:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Dude just needs more cocaine in his diet.
2014-05-14 10:31:04 AM  
1 votes:

LazyMedia: Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

I was wondering that, too, but I have these things called fingers, and know how to spell "google.com"


What do ya want, a cookie?
2014-05-14 10:24:42 AM  
1 votes:

Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.


As soon as I saw the picture, I knew it was a man, baby.  Adam/Madonna has a longshoreman's hands.
2014-05-14 10:23:02 AM  
1 votes:

Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.


BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
2014-05-14 10:18:36 AM  
1 votes:
The Numbers:

i think the girl on the left does have a bit of a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan; the others none at all.

That's what I thought. Too bad the article says she's trying to look like Jennifer Lawrence.
2014-05-14 10:18:00 AM  
1 votes:
For those who are not as brave(or stupid) as I am, the song is actually WORSE than the plastic surgery results. At least the first 15 seconds after the intro is.

Be back later, I'm off to puncture my eardrums since they should have known better.
2014-05-14 10:14:38 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

Well, I would say that "Hobbit" is a bit of a stretch, since they're like 4 feet tall. That dude has got to be like 6'2".


Looks like Snooki from the "South Park" episode.
"Madonna want smoosh smoosh"
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
img.fark.net
2014-05-14 10:12:30 AM  
1 votes:
OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

2.  And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?
2014-05-14 10:09:34 AM  
1 votes:
They look like farking hubots to me. Are we sure they're real people?
2014-05-14 10:08:24 AM  
1 votes:

Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]


Well, I would say that "Hobbit" is a bit of a stretch, since they're like 4 feet tall. That dude has got to be like 6'2".
2014-05-14 10:04:02 AM  
1 votes:

Saborlas: Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.


Now, one could argue that these people will at least get their 15 minutes of internet fame. Whatever that's worth.
2014-05-14 10:02:57 AM  
1 votes:

Walker: Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

You actually read the article? I just looked at the pics and went into shock.


I'm Subby. I stumbled upon this hot mess and after the shock value read it. Didn't watch the vid, however. Just made me think of the song "Barbie Girl".
2014-05-14 10:02:24 AM  
1 votes:
You guys are crazy. He looks just like Justin Beiber....

after a bee sting.
2014-05-14 10:01:50 AM  
1 votes:
People who have had plastic surgery are the worst advertisement for plastic surgery possible.
2014-05-14 09:35:06 AM  
1 votes:
What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-05-14 09:31:59 AM  
1 votes:
Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.
 
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