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(Metro)   Aqua may not have been the greatest of bands, but no one could've guessed that they were prophetic   (metro.co.uk) divider line 137
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2014-05-14 09:23:03 AM  
We can all thank Ronnie Reagan for shutting down so many mental hospitals. People like this used to be kept from doing things that harmed both themselves and others.
 
2014-05-14 09:31:59 AM  
Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.
 
2014-05-14 09:35:06 AM  
What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-14 09:37:06 AM  

Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
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That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.
 
2014-05-14 09:57:30 AM  
"Beiber" needs to have some work done on his moobs
 
2014-05-14 09:58:34 AM  

Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.


You actually read the article? I just looked at the pics and went into shock.
 
2014-05-14 09:58:47 AM  
Everyone involved with this needs to be beaten with a shovel.
 
2014-05-14 10:01:14 AM  
And despite them being horrible and looking ridiculous, we're going to be hearing about them for the next six months to a year, I'm guessing.
 
2014-05-14 10:01:33 AM  
Beiber guy looks more like Stuart from Mad TV.
 
2014-05-14 10:01:50 AM  
People who have had plastic surgery are the worst advertisement for plastic surgery possible.
 
2014-05-14 10:02:24 AM  
You guys are crazy. He looks just like Justin Beiber....

after a bee sting.
 
2014-05-14 10:02:45 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-05-14 10:02:57 AM  

Walker: Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.

You actually read the article? I just looked at the pics and went into shock.


I'm Subby. I stumbled upon this hot mess and after the shock value read it. Didn't watch the vid, however. Just made me think of the song "Barbie Girl".
 
2014-05-14 10:04:02 AM  

Saborlas: Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.


Now, one could argue that these people will at least get their 15 minutes of internet fame. Whatever that's worth.
 
2014-05-14 10:05:02 AM  
Before reading the rest of the article, i was guessing the bieber guy was going for KD Lang.  I think he could still pull that off as a consolation prize.
 
2014-05-14 10:05:21 AM  
Bring on the apocalypse
 
2014-05-14 10:05:24 AM  

Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]


i think the girl on the left does have a bit of a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan; the others none at all.
 
2014-05-14 10:05:28 AM  
These people have mental disorders, and that doctor should lose his license for performing $100,000 in elective surgery on someone who clearly needs therapy.
 
2014-05-14 10:07:07 AM  

loki see loki do: [weknowmemes.com image 460x317]


Oh my God, that is the funniest 'lol, wut' type pic I've ever seen, I'm keeping it.
 
2014-05-14 10:08:09 AM  
Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

This guy tried to change his appearance and identity because the FBI were after him. Not surprisingly, it didn't work in the slightest.

reocities.com
 
2014-05-14 10:08:24 AM  

Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]


Well, I would say that "Hobbit" is a bit of a stretch, since they're like 4 feet tall. That dude has got to be like 6'2".
 
2014-05-14 10:09:34 AM  
They look like farking hubots to me. Are we sure they're real people?
 
2014-05-14 10:09:51 AM  

El Freak: Everyone involved with this needs to be beaten with a shovel.


Only after digging their own graves.
 
2014-05-14 10:09:57 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 10:10:50 AM  

Saborlas: Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.

 
2014-05-14 10:12:11 AM  
I guessed correctly that two of them were aspiring to look like Bieber and Madonna.

Please don't judge me.
 
2014-05-14 10:12:18 AM  
"Jennifer Lawrence" in the middle looks far more like Lindsay Lohan.

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-14 10:12:30 AM  
OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

2.  And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?
 
2014-05-14 10:14:38 AM  

Mikey1969: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

Well, I would say that "Hobbit" is a bit of a stretch, since they're like 4 feet tall. That dude has got to be like 6'2".


Looks like Snooki from the "South Park" episode.
"Madonna want smoosh smoosh"
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2014-05-14 10:15:26 AM  

Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.


FTFA: "And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam."
 
2014-05-14 10:16:45 AM  
They remind me of the stand ins/body doubles from Spaceballs...
 
2014-05-14 10:17:31 AM  

Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?


I was wondering that, too, but I have these things called fingers, and know how to spell "google.com"
 
2014-05-14 10:18:00 AM  
For those who are not as brave(or stupid) as I am, the song is actually WORSE than the plastic surgery results. At least the first 15 seconds after the intro is.

Be back later, I'm off to puncture my eardrums since they should have known better.
 
2014-05-14 10:18:27 AM  

LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.


Elective plastic surgery for vanity purposes is a crock of crap a lot of the time.  However, I've seen some nose jobs that turned out quite well.  Face lifts, injections, and inserts?  Not so much.

But there are some very useful applications in more "essential" areas - cleft palates, reconstructive plastic surgery, and skin removal after significant weight loss.  And the results are often quite good.
 
2014-05-14 10:18:36 AM  
The Numbers:

i think the girl on the left does have a bit of a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan; the others none at all.

That's what I thought. Too bad the article says she's trying to look like Jennifer Lawrence.
 
2014-05-14 10:18:45 AM  

dajoro: "Jennifer Lawrence" in the middle looks far more like Lindsay Lohan.

[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x508]


oi49.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-14 10:19:09 AM  

dajoro: "Jennifer Lawrence" in the middle looks far more like Lindsay Lohan.

[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x508]


I was thinking she looked like a non-bulimic version of those little monkey twin sisters, what's their names. The Olsens.
 
2014-05-14 10:19:40 AM  

LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

This guy tried to change his appearance and identity because the FBI were after him. Not surprisingly, it didn't work in the slightest.

[reocities.com image 450x311]


I wouldn't go that far.  There are very valid reasons to get plastic surgery like after a horrible wreck or whatnot.  It is a valid medical practice however Hollywood level plastic surgeons are a load of crap  who take advantage of people with issues.
 
2014-05-14 10:21:09 AM  

Khellendros: LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

Elective plastic surgery for vanity purposes is a crock of crap a lot of the time.  However, I've seen some nose jobs that turned out quite well.  Face lifts, injections, and inserts?  Not so much.

But there are some very useful applications in more "essential" areas - cleft palates, reconstructive plastic surgery, and skin removal after significant weight loss.  And the results are often quite good.


Yeah, rehab plastic surgery is fine. I'm a big opponent of nose jobs, though; they just turn interesting faces into boring ones.

RIP, Jennifer Gray's super cute nose.
 
2014-05-14 10:21:17 AM  

Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?


Man, I feel old...just for being able to remember the 90's.

2.  And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?


Too much plastic surgery.
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-14 10:22:50 AM  

LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

This guy tried to change his appearance and identity because the FBI were after him. Not surprisingly, it didn't work in the slightest.

[reocities.com image 450x311]




Is that Marilyn Manson before his chin and eyebrows ran away?

I guessed Madonna, and assumed Bieber because the kid looked pretty girly and dumb. But I guessed Lindsay Lohan for the girl.
 
2014-05-14 10:23:02 AM  

Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.


BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
 
2014-05-14 10:23:09 AM  
treasure.diylol.com
 
2014-05-14 10:24:30 AM  

Mikey1969: OK, 2 things:

1. What the fark is an "Aqua'?

2.  And Venus D'Lite (that's the Madge-a-be) is really a man called Adam. No farking shiat? Wow, amazing. Wouldn't have known it at all. From 400 yards away, around a corner, and 500 feet underground in a mine that is experiencing a power outage. Any closer(Or with photons bouncing off that face) and Ray Charles could pick that out, even after being dead for a few years.

Ok, I guess I had 3 things:

3. WTH is up with the Justin Bieber (non)lookalike's farking eyes?


Aqua is a band from the 90s who has a song called "Barbie Girl". Was rather popular for a short time, had a line: "Life in plastic/ Is fantastic"...
 
2014-05-14 10:24:42 AM  

Anastacya: Walker: What is this, I don't even? None of these people look like who they claim they do. Madonna should sue for having that hobbit woman claim she looks like her, they should all sue their plastic surgeons, and probably sue themselves for being so stupid.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x501]

That "Madonna" is actually a man, baby.

/no, I am not making a joke, it really is a guy named Adam.


As soon as I saw the picture, I knew it was a man, baby.  Adam/Madonna has a longshoreman's hands.
 
2014-05-14 10:26:00 AM  

Thallone1: Saborlas: Also, the last time a band debuted with a song that introduced the band itself, to go on to anything even remotely resembling fame... well, that band was called the Monkees, and they were a blatant ripoff of the Beatles. Made up entirely of actors (assembled by audition) who never actually played their instruments. So, we're not exactly talking about a band with a future, here. Or even a present, really.

Now, one could argue that these people will at least get their 15 minutes of internet fame. Whatever that's worth.


Their immortal souls, I'd wager.
 
2014-05-14 10:26:10 AM  

Walker: Man, I feel old...just for being able to remember the 90's.


You're not old ENOUGH. Really old people didn't listen to '90s pop music; they were still listening to Creedence or Journey or whatever. I had never heard of Aqua or before today. I think I heard "Barbie Girl" once or twice when it was a hit, but I couldn't have hummed the tune to save my life.
 
2014-05-14 10:27:29 AM  

LazyMedia: Khellendros: LazyMedia: Plastic surgery is the biggest crock of fraudulent shiat ever perpetrated by quacks in the long history of quackery. Plastic surgeons can't make you look like somebody else. They just make you look like yourself, only weird and farked up.

Elective plastic surgery for vanity purposes is a crock of crap a lot of the time.  However, I've seen some nose jobs that turned out quite well.  Face lifts, injections, and inserts?  Not so much.

But there are some very useful applications in more "essential" areas - cleft palates, reconstructive plastic surgery, and skin removal after significant weight loss.  And the results are often quite good.

Yeah, rehab plastic surgery is fine. I'm a big opponent of nose jobs, though; they just turn interesting faces into boring ones.

RIP, Jennifer Gray's super cute nose.


Also, killed Lorraine Newman's career. Thought her nose was kinda sexy too. Bet it hoovered a metric shiatload of coke back in the day though.
 
2014-05-14 10:27:45 AM  
Bun dat!
The Plastics were an 80's New Wave band from Japan.
 
2014-05-14 10:30:40 AM  
My uncle always said when presented with two girls, go for the big nosed one. They try harder.
 
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