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(The Daily Beast)   What motherf*cking piece of shiat kinda of f*cktarded article is this and which biatchy little bastard wrote this? They need to f*cking get a motherf*cking clue you motherf*cking asshole. F*CK   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 27
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2014-05-14 09:33:19 AM
In that case, as a chef, I'mma live FOREVER...
 
2014-05-14 10:01:10 AM

hubiestubert: In that case, as a chef, I'mma live FOREVER...


At least until the Kurgan shows up.

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2014-05-14 10:08:07 AM
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2014-05-14 10:20:17 AM
FARKING REPEAT MOTHERFARKERS
 
2014-05-14 10:24:28 AM
What a stupid article. I figured this out at about 15...

First, it doesn't HAVE to be "swearing", you could say "Help me Jesus" and get the same result.

Because of my second point:

All it has to be is an outburst, if YOU believe it expresses your emotion at the moment and helps you expel the stress, pain, frustration or anger that you are experiencing, it's going to do the trick. So people with a puritanical bent don't need to start dropping F-bombs, but even if they say 'Fiddlesticks', they'll still be cursing, for all intents and purposes. It's not the word, it's the emotion.
 
2014-05-14 10:27:02 AM
Hallelujah, holy shiat!  Where's the Tylenol?
 
2014-05-14 10:27:25 AM
Well then, I'm going to live forever.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:12 AM
Fark you Russia
Fark you Putin
Fark you puritanical coontbags
 
2014-05-14 10:29:24 AM
OCCASIONALLY.
 
2014-05-14 10:41:02 AM

StopLurkListen: OCCASIONALLY


Farking right you are
 
2014-05-14 10:44:12 AM
Heck!!!
 
2014-05-14 10:49:08 AM
I always use F*ck when I can't think of an intelligent word to use.
 
2014-05-14 10:49:38 AM
Farking repeats! Fark the farking farker!!
 
2014-05-14 10:50:24 AM

bdub77: hubiestubert: In that case, as a chef, I'mma live FOREVER...

At least until the Kurgan shows up.

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We are NOT Highlanders, though we are some competitive and prickly ass sum'b*tches...

Last night was a prime example: I came in to run the line last night, and things were out of place, thanks to a lot of extra work thrown at us by a malfunctioning freezer unit throwing line set up off. Threw the first part of the shift off, and I think I actually managed a few words that weren't curses to link the chain of frustration of having to reset the entire line while the waitstaff published novel after novel on their tickets of modifiers--most of which were not necessary because the items in question already came that way, but the day crew were too lazy to actually read the damn menu.
 
2014-05-14 10:58:09 AM
If only we could get my boss to understand my occasional tourettes-like outbursts at teammates.
 
2014-05-14 11:02:50 AM
As an aside, the whole "cursing is for dumb people who can't express themselves" stupidity needs  to be euthanized promptly. I curse a great deal when it expresses the appropriate emotion, but I also routinely use a breadth of vocabulary that often gets me labeled as pretentious. I suspect it's one of those "things that dumb people think smart people say", but really it's an infantile putdown from people too childish to deal with mature language.

CSB: Colleague says to me, "Geez, what's with the fancy language? Did you swallow a dictionary?". Me: "I think you mean 'thesaurus'". /CSB
 
2014-05-14 11:04:09 AM
Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47  20h
I shouldn't curse so much in interviews! Whoops! http://tinyurl.com/kg9pb5c   @FastCompany
 
2014-05-14 11:13:50 AM
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See, he was promoting healthy habits for your kids!
 
2014-05-14 11:22:55 AM
I swear like a 'roid raging, drunk sailor when my kid isn't around.  When she's present, my language is 100% child-friendly.  Somehow I never slip up when she's around; she's never once heard me curse.

In short, the kid is killing me.
 
2014-05-14 11:24:44 AM

czetie: As an aside, the whole "cursing is for dumb people who can't express themselves" stupidity needs  to be euthanized promptly. I curse a great deal when it expresses the appropriate emotion, but I also routinely use a breadth of vocabulary that often gets me labeled as pretentious. I suspect it's one of those "things that dumb people think smart people say", but really it's an infantile putdown from people too childish to deal with mature language.

CSB: Colleague says to me, "Geez, what's with the fancy language? Did you swallow a dictionary?". Me: "I think you mean 'thesaurus'". /CSB



Hello there, my  internet doppelgänger!
 
2014-05-14 11:53:45 AM

czetie: As an aside, the whole "cursing is for dumb people who can't express themselves" stupidity needs  to be euthanized promptly. I curse a great deal when it expresses the appropriate emotion, but I also routinely use a breadth of vocabulary that often gets me labeled as pretentious. I suspect it's one of those "things that dumb people think smart people say", but really it's an infantile putdown from people too childish to deal with mature language.

CSB: Colleague says to me, "Geez, what's with the fancy language? Did you swallow a dictionary?". Me: "I think you mean 'thesaurus'". /CSB


I was seeing a counselor for a while to help me sort out a number of various complications in my life. I didn't bother scheduling another appointment after the counselor asked me after about 4 sessions: "Why do you use such big words when talking about your feelings?"
 
2014-05-14 11:53:55 AM
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2014-05-14 12:17:50 PM
Well, f**k me.  That'll mean the last beings on earth will be me and the goddamn cockroaches. Motherf**ker.
 
2014-05-14 12:22:42 PM

Rwa2play: Well, f**k me.  That'll mean the last beings on earth will be me and the goddamn cockroaches. Motherf**ker.


Cockroaches swear a lot?
 
2014-05-14 01:09:44 PM
And yet, Glasgow has the lowest life expectancy in Britain... flabby granny flap coont ticklers
 
2014-05-14 01:18:12 PM
Clark freaks out (NSFW swearing)
 
2014-05-14 03:59:15 PM

SonsoftheSod: And yet, Glasgow has the lowest life expectancy in Britain... flabby granny flap coont ticklers


That's because nobody can figure out what the fark they are saying, which eliminates half the value.

Also, deep fried Mars bars.
 
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