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(BBC-US)   Man admits stealing underwear from circus, tells court he was almost certain he had Step 2 figured out   (bbc.com) divider line 21
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2014-05-14 10:06:13 AM  
The Brassieres of a Clown, When There's No One Around

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2014-05-14 10:17:32 AM  
Picture of said man:

vamoos.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-14 10:33:00 AM  
For the five people on Fark who will have no idea wtf this headline is about:

upload.wikimedia.org

+1 for subby
 
2014-05-14 11:05:10 AM  
Underwear the size of a circus tent?
 
2014-05-14 01:05:19 PM  
Just another victim of circus pants ?
 
2014-05-14 01:09:19 PM  
You can look inside another world...
You get the skids of a pretty girl.
 
2014-05-14 01:09:48 PM  
Who was the shamus that snagged Seamus?
 
2014-05-14 01:10:38 PM  

MadMonk: Who was the shamus that snagged Seamus?


The guy that made the Derry Error?
 
2014-05-14 01:14:15 PM  

Pinner: MadMonk: Who was the shamus that snagged Seamus?

The guy that made the Derry Error?


Depending on the size of the victim, it may have been a dairy error.
 
2014-05-14 01:17:37 PM  
Step 2 probably involved clown rape.
 
2014-05-14 01:21:19 PM  
Unfortunately they were from the bearded lady..
 
2014-05-14 01:40:45 PM  

blatz514: Underwear the size of a circus tent?


He'd have taken a pair from subby's mom, but she doesn't wear any.
 
2014-05-14 01:41:42 PM  
Too much uninteresting crap gets on Fark. I'm glad I don't pay for this garbage.
 
2014-05-14 01:52:58 PM  

whistleridge: For the five people on Fark who will have no idea wtf this headline is about:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 442x334]

+1 for subby



Thanks!!!!  This saves me from having to write a comment !!
 
2014-05-14 02:01:17 PM  
Tweek IS the man.
 
2014-05-14 02:04:12 PM  
What kind of clown would do something like that?
 
2014-05-14 02:14:11 PM  

whistleridge: For the five people on Fark who will have no idea wtf this headline is about:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 442x334]

+1 for subby


Came looking for that reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-14 02:15:06 PM  
Are we talking three rings here?

/mother of god
 
2014-05-14 02:34:26 PM  
That is a very specialized fetish he's got there.
 
2014-05-14 04:10:44 PM  
Just came here to say: Well done on the headline subby. That is all.
 
2014-05-14 06:39:05 PM  
Phase 2, subby. Phase.
 
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