Walker: You can fly, you just might have trouble with the landing.
Tr0mBoNe: I thought alcohol broke down the LSD molecule.
dittybopper: Walker: You can fly, you just might have trouble with the landing.That's not flying. That's falling with style.
Sybarite: You're not the boss of me!
willsomebody: Because you have to:"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks
willsomebody: Because you have to:...
doubled99: That's stupid even on LSD. Used to get liquid stuff that was unbelievably pure. Full on hallucinations. Sat on my roof one night tripping and actually thought. "How the hell was anyone so crazy they thought they could fly?"The house was breathing and the moon talked, but even then I could still grasp basic truths like gravity.
neversubmit: I have always wanted to try LSD...
txchad: I haven't seen good LSD since 1999
stovepipe: txchad: I haven't seen good LSD since 1999This
ChadM89: I did my share of acid back in the early nineties, when it was real good stuff.
Stagger_Lee: ChadM89: I did my share of acid back in the early nineties, when it was real good stuff.It also doesn't cause hallucinations like seeing cartoon characters, or things that aren't there, and you aren't going to watch your coffee table walk around the room. Just doesn't work like that.Know how I can tell you haven't done a sizable quantity of good liquid?
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