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(WCAX Vermont)   Again, it must be said, if you drink wine laced with LSD, YOU CANNOT FLY   (wcax.com) divider line 62
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2014-05-14 09:41:30 AM
You can fly, you just might have trouble with the landing.
 
2014-05-14 10:19:36 AM
Not that LSD can't make you do something stupid, but I HIGHLY doubt it was LSD.  More likely LSZ, bromo, DOB or something along those lines.
 
2014-05-14 10:25:07 AM
But if you drink wine laced with LDS, you can find the golden plates.
 
2014-05-14 10:39:02 AM
 
2014-05-14 11:01:50 AM

Walker: You can fly, you just might have trouble with the landing.


That's not flying.  That's falling with style.
 
2014-05-14 11:06:19 AM
I thought alcohol broke down the LSD molecule.
 
2014-05-14 11:17:19 AM

Tr0mBoNe: I thought alcohol broke down the LSD molecule.


I don't know about alcohol specifically but from what I've read it is a very fragile molecule, so I wouldn't be surprised.  That's part of the reason I doubt this was LSD.  The other part is the market is saturated with designer drugs with similar effects and even active in the microgram range coming in from China and India.
 
2014-05-14 12:31:10 PM
I believe you're gonna die.

I believe you're gonna smack the ground.

Spread your wings and jump off that cliff.

Make a greasy stain on the ground

I believe you're gonna die

I see you getting defenestrated oooooh

I believe you're gonna die.
 
2014-05-14 12:31:19 PM
Well, not literally.
 
2014-05-14 12:32:36 PM
Because you have to:
"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather."
 - Bill Hicks
 
2014-05-14 12:33:18 PM

dittybopper: Walker: You can fly, you just might have trouble with the landing.

That's not flying.  That's falling with style.


The trick is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
 
2014-05-14 12:33:38 PM
It is true, however, that said wine laced with acid will appear to change colors - cycle through colors, really - in the glass or bottle, right before your eyes.
 
2014-05-14 12:33:46 PM
The hell you saa
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2014-05-14 12:34:09 PM
Says you right before you get all melty and become the garden gnome.
 
2014-05-14 12:34:21 PM
True, you cannot fly, but you can sure f*ck up 2 billion years worth or evolution/chemistry called the human brain.

cheers!
 
2014-05-14 12:34:28 PM
That's why you stagger your dose from the copilot's so your peaks alternate, duh!
 
2014-05-14 12:36:12 PM

Sybarite: You're not the boss of me!


That's my sister! That's my sister!
 
2014-05-14 12:40:03 PM
The article says this person died is not identified, but several weeks before, a student fell 4 stories and was critically injured.
Why aren't we going after the critics that injured him?
 
2014-05-14 12:40:32 PM
Thought drugs were not dangerous?

VT is going down the toilet with drugs lately. Heroin everywhere. Local library had to lock the bathrooms because toilets were getting plugged with needles, needles on the side of the roads for kids to play with, all kinds of good stuff.
 
2014-05-14 12:42:06 PM
That's stupid even on LSD. Used to get liquid stuff that was unbelievably pure. Full on hallucinations. Sat on my roof one night tripping and actually thought. "How the hell was anyone so crazy they thought they could fly?"
The house was breathing and the moon talked, but even then I could still grasp basic truths like gravity.
 
2014-05-14 12:44:25 PM

Tr0mBoNe: I thought alcohol broke down the LSD molecule.


It's the chlorine in tap water. Always use distilled water to store your LDS kids.
 
2014-05-14 12:44:55 PM
I have always wanted to try LSD...
 
2014-05-14 12:45:54 PM

willsomebody: Because you have to:
"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather."
 - Bill Hicks


Came for this, leaving enlightened.
 
2014-05-14 12:47:19 PM
I have not had any wine with LSD. I CAN FLY!
 
2014-05-14 12:47:24 PM

willsomebody: Because you have to:
...


Fun fact, Steve Jobs credited a single acid trip in his youth to much of his motivation in life.
 
2014-05-14 12:48:12 PM
Pro tip. If you ever think you can fly, stand on the ground and try to fly up. Birds can do that so if you really can fly so should you. And if it turns out you cant fly then no big deal.
 
2014-05-14 12:48:22 PM

willsomebody: Because you have to:
"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather."
 - Bill Hicks


Came here for this.  If you think you can fly, start from the ground first.
 
2014-05-14 12:53:49 PM
Too obscure?
www.wnyc.org
 
2014-05-14 12:55:09 PM
Bill hicks would of been proud. What a dumbass.
 
2014-05-14 12:58:57 PM
Ha ha, that was so weird, I read that and at first I thought submitter had written, "Again it must be said, █░░██░██ ██░░█░█ ░█░░█ ░"

/gotta go, my flight is leaving
 
2014-05-14 01:08:13 PM
image1.frequency.com

All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle...
 
2014-05-14 01:10:40 PM

doubled99: That's stupid even on LSD. Used to get liquid stuff that was unbelievably pure. Full on hallucinations. Sat on my roof one night tripping and actually thought. "How the hell was anyone so crazy they thought they could fly?"
The house was breathing and the moon talked, but even then I could still grasp basic truths like gravity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWTd3oW-HOE&feature=player_detailpage #t =22
The Mighty Boosh- The Moon Collection
 
2014-05-14 01:12:25 PM
I haven't seen good LSD since 1999
 
2014-05-14 01:28:27 PM

neversubmit: I have always wanted to try LSD...


Same here but I guess the dxm will have to do.
 
2014-05-14 01:33:04 PM
1974 called and wants to show you those films that they used to show in grade school about "flying" while tripping on acid.
 
2014-05-14 01:39:25 PM
I did my share of acid back in the early nineties, when it was real good stuff.

Never once had any of those crazy kind of 'I can fly!' thoughts.

These kinds of things are what people who have never done LSD think doing LSD makes you think.

It also doesn't cause hallucinations like seeing cartoon characters, or things that aren't there, and you aren't going to watch your coffee table walk around the room. Just doesn't work like that. And it just makes everything super hilarious more than it makes you think insane things.
 
2014-05-14 01:40:22 PM

txchad: I haven't seen good LSD since 1999


This
 
2014-05-14 01:44:09 PM
www.billhicksstatue.com
 
2014-05-14 01:47:17 PM
I'm pissed off that I never had flashbacks!
 
2014-05-14 01:47:26 PM
Actually, you can fly on LSD. I was bored on a layover at ATL. So I got a blotter out of my wallet and dosed on the moving sidewalks, looking at the artwork. I was pretty much peaking when we took off for ORL. If anything, I was more at peace that if we crashed , so be it. Than if I hadn't been tripping. It was a fun flight, but the flight attendant was curious about my broad grin and beach ball eyes.
 
2014-05-14 02:01:10 PM
Again, it must be said, if you drink wine laced with LSD, YOU CANNOT FLY

To be fair, you cannot fly regardless of what you did or didn't drink.
 
2014-05-14 02:02:17 PM

stovepipe: txchad: I haven't seen good LSD since 1999

This


Befriend an organic chemist.
 
2014-05-14 02:37:05 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 02:38:12 PM
Maybe he was not trying to fly, but pass through the window?
 
2014-05-14 02:45:18 PM
Thee tripping rules:

1) Cars are real
2) No, you can't fly
3) Fire burns

This was standard high school material in the '90s.

/relax, it's the 90s?
 
2014-05-14 02:54:44 PM

ChadM89: I did my share of acid back in the early nineties, when it was real good stuff.


It also doesn't cause hallucinations like seeing cartoon characters, or things that aren't there, and you aren't going to watch your coffee table walk around the room. Just doesn't work like that.

Know how I can tell you haven't done a sizable quantity of good liquid?
 
2014-05-14 03:08:01 PM

Stagger_Lee: ChadM89: I did my share of acid back in the early nineties, when it was real good stuff.

It also doesn't cause hallucinations like seeing cartoon characters, or things that aren't there, and you aren't going to watch your coffee table walk around the room. Just doesn't work like that.

Know how I can tell you haven't done a sizable quantity of good liquid?



Thumb print?

loganfiles.com
 
2014-05-14 03:50:20 PM
"You got ahold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks.  You kept telling everyone you were Jesus Christ, then you jumped off a roof cuz you thought you could fly."

"What an arsehole."

"No shiat."
 
2014-05-14 04:23:51 PM
CSB: [part one]
I was tripping with a pal at Penn state, and he said ice cream. So we walked to Baskin Robbins and he stopped behind a hedge across the street on Beaver and said, you go.
I said, Steve, what's wrong. He said, I can't go in there there's a black guy in there. I said, yeah, he's scooping the ice cream, man.
He said, no. I'm scared. You go. I said OK, man, what flavor you want.  And went in alone. So I go up to the counter and the guy behind it goes, Vudu! Where's Steve?
I said he's across the street tripping balls behind a hedge and he's afraid to come into the store because you're here.  He says, he's doesn't have to be self-conscious, I trip. Hell he knows I trip. I'm his drummer in his band, and hell we've tripped together.
I said, does he know you work here? He says, No, I just got the job.
SO I get the scoops and I'm crossing back on Beaver to Steve and the drummer sticks hos head out the shop door and hollers out 'I see you hiding behind that hedge, Steve, you scared-ey cat!"
And I get up to him and hand him his ice cream and he says, That was not normal, man.
I said what was not normal?
He said, the black dude, he just yelled at me.
I said, I didn't hear anything.
And we walked back to the Frat house eating our ice cream, and I thought it tasted like ashes, then  * * * WONGAWONGdingding WONG **** I realized the meaning of life, and the universe, and I was at once at peace. And then I forgot it immediately, but I was still at peace, knowing that for a brief moment I had it in my center.
So, we finished our ice cream and stood on the porch in the summer night
Part two to come in the future.... "The man with the lantern"
For now, this is the end of CSB
 
2014-05-14 04:38:48 PM
Part two of CSB:
So standing on the porch of the frat tripping and eating ice cream, and it's like midnight, and there is this long dark alley way we can see way down.
He says to me what's that? I say I don't see anything and he says I see a light.
I squint, and finally he says it's red. It's on the left of the alley. I'm going nuts because I can and did find a pair of contacts while tripping on a sawdust covered floor with a strobe light going off and I can't see it.
Finally, I start to see a faint red glow. Then it gets closer. It's moving. I see it. I see it.
He says what is it.
I say it is a lantern. It's a man. With a lantern.
Steve says a red lantern? Who carries a red lantern in the night?
I say, well, rail road workers.
He says huh.
I say railroad workers, and hangmen.
He says huh.
This apparition is getting closer and it is looking like a man swinging a red lantern back and forth as he is walking closer. . . closer. . . closer. . .
Then he stopped across the street and starts walking diagonally right toward us.
It's a guy we live with at the house and he was swinging a lit cigarette.
End part II.
 
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