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(FHM Magazine)   Cattle auctioneer becomes an accidental rap god. See it for yourself on the link to the left, complain bitterly that Jay-Z is better to the right   (fhm.com) divider line 22
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2014-05-14 07:36:39 AM  
Well, this explains...a lot really.
 
2014-05-14 08:16:27 AM  
:/
 
2014-05-14 09:49:40 AM  
In before:

dancingsausage.net
 
2014-05-14 09:54:02 AM  
White man has rhythm.  News at 11.
 
2014-05-14 09:55:21 AM  
complain bitterly that Jay-Z is better to the right

You must be on the wrong site, subby. On Fark we complain that Jay-Z wants to kill all white people, hip-hop sounds like clicks and whistles, and death metal is the only true form of music.

Now excuse me while I blow-dry my super goatee.
 
2014-05-14 10:05:26 AM  
 
2014-05-14 10:07:59 AM  
Wow. Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is multi-talented.
 
2014-05-14 10:10:31 AM  
I really enjoyed Hank III's experimental speed-metal country album "Cattle Callin'". That had some skill and thought put into it. This.. not so much.
 
2014-05-14 10:11:04 AM  
does everybody get the same suggested videos or are they tailored to you? I got this weird Pedo Bee music video after that one and I don' t know why


http://youtu.be/jw0dXT8Gu44   SFW
 
2014-05-14 10:11:12 AM  

stonelotus: challenge accepted.


That was incredible
 
2014-05-14 10:33:53 AM  
Unlike Jay-z, he doesn't get beaten up by little girls.
 
2014-05-14 10:41:28 AM  
These auctioneers aren't even really saying anything 90% of the time.

Seven blblblb sevenseven blblblbl sevenanaquarter rbrbrbrbrb sevenanahalf ayayayay eight blblblbl
 
2014-05-14 10:46:45 AM  

Nix Nightbird: These auctioneers aren't even really saying anything 90% of the time.

Seven blblblb sevenseven blblblbl sevenanaquarter rbrbrbrbrb sevenanahalf ayayayay eight blblblbl


I think Stephen Fry absolutely nailed his take on the style on his show "Stephen Fry in America". He said that auctioneering sounds strongly like banjo picking, and you know what, he's right. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cn8io3kplA&t=11m26s
 
2014-05-14 11:15:45 AM  
I hope they get this guy to sell off Cliven "Taker" Bundy's herd.
 
2014-05-14 11:37:25 AM  
Don't know what the Fark Opinion of Eminem is, but the headline/link naturally reminded me of Rap God, especially at the 4:25 mark.
 
2014-05-14 11:52:17 AM  
I don't think I'd ever claim Jay-Z was a better rapper than anyone. I've certainly never heard anything groundbreaking from him.
 
2014-05-14 11:58:17 AM  
Much more relatable posse; one homie with a different colored hat, and a girl that's on the phone alla time.
Evahbody say "heck yes!"
 
2014-05-14 12:06:30 PM  
Notice how he's giving everyone an ocular pat-down while he "raps" too.  A lot going on there.
 
2014-05-14 01:45:20 PM  
Funny, subby. The people I know who love hip-hop have no love for Jay-Z.
 
2014-05-14 03:21:43 PM  

germ78: Funny, subby. The people I know who love hip-hop have no love for Jay-Z.


fark Jay Z.
 
2014-05-14 03:34:26 PM  
Yeah, I'm beginning to feel like he's a rap god (rap god)
 
2014-05-14 07:24:23 PM  
He's like a rap god. He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet. (For real)
 
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