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(MLive.com)   Police pinch "Mystery Pooper"   (mlive.com) divider line 87
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2014-05-14 08:54:58 AM  
I was tired of hearing about that crap anyway.
 
2014-05-14 09:00:52 AM  
Hopefully they fling him in jail.
 
2014-05-14 09:17:40 AM  
All the evidence was noted in the visitors log.
 
2014-05-14 09:18:03 AM  
The whole case stinks.
 
2014-05-14 09:18:40 AM  
They found a Pooh in a manhole?

i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-14 09:20:18 AM  
NO shiat! Really?
 
2014-05-14 09:20:54 AM  
They couldn't just leave the guy alone? He was just loafing around.
 
2014-05-14 09:20:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-14 09:21:23 AM  
Between Nov. and April, really?  That takes some dedication if he really struck during Dec. through Feb.  March wouldn't be all that much fun either if he picked the wrong days.  I'm guessing more like Nov. and April, taking the winter off.
 
2014-05-14 09:25:56 AM  
Turns out he was just loafing.
 
2014-05-14 09:26:56 AM  
He's the number 2 suspect.
 
2014-05-14 09:27:47 AM  
So he was caught brownhanded?
 
2014-05-14 09:28:41 AM  

dittybopper: Turns out he was just loafing.


You missed it by 5 minutes.
 
2014-05-14 09:29:24 AM  
I am still more concerned about the fact that he did not wipe.
 
2014-05-14 09:30:18 AM  
And of course he'll be going where things will be put IN his ass.  *DING!*
 
2014-05-14 09:32:58 AM  
Mr. Whipple?
 
2014-05-14 09:33:34 AM  
FTFA: Council Member Brian Robb said he hopes "we can just put this behind us."
 
2014-05-14 09:34:31 AM  
They flushed him out.
 
2014-05-14 09:35:12 AM  
I bet he's down in the dumps.
 
2014-05-14 09:35:16 AM  

beverly8: I am still more concerned about the fact that he did not wipe.


How did you determine this "fact"?
 
2014-05-14 09:35:30 AM  
Ted Nugent?
 
2014-05-14 09:36:45 AM  

Twigz221: [i.imgur.com image 452x417]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-14 09:37:15 AM  
Oh, and they found him by process of elimination.
 
2014-05-14 09:39:08 AM  
He was really anal about pooping on that particular slide.
 
2014-05-14 09:42:23 AM  
The principal?
 
2014-05-14 09:42:25 AM  

Twigz221: [i.imgur.com image 452x417]


the real life mad pooper!
 
2014-05-14 09:43:23 AM  

whatsupchuck: Oh, and they found him by process of elimination.


Best comment.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:00 AM  
I'll never understand people who don't poop where they're supposed to.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:23 AM  
Was it one of those joggers who has the runs?
Almost, I say, almost a joke there.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:40 AM  
Ok, the billboards were awesome. That said, so glad I don't live near Ypsilanti.
 
2014-05-14 09:45:13 AM  
We had a mad shiatter in the barracks one time. Sick bastard would shiat in the washing machines

/totally not a CSB
 
2014-05-14 09:47:22 AM  
"Let's just hope there aren't any copy cat crimes," Robb groaned.

Too late!

Neighbors in the Woodland Heights area of Houston are fed up and grossed out by a man who has been repeatedly going to the bathroom in their yards.  He has hit one home on Byrne Street six times, and he'shiat others, too.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/caught-on-camera-man-repeatedly-go in g-to-the-bathroom-in-peoples-yards/25846144
 
2014-05-14 09:47:51 AM  
do your civic doody, help us flush out the pooper

/snicker
 
2014-05-14 09:50:36 AM  

Twigz221:


The Butt-ler!
 
2014-05-14 09:51:06 AM  
To determine the severity of punishment, we need to know: with corn or without?
 
2014-05-14 09:52:43 AM  

kaduh: "Let's just hope there aren't any copy cat crimes," Robb groaned.

Too late!

Neighbors in the Woodland Heights area of Houston are fed up and grossed out by a man who has been repeatedly going to the bathroom in their yards.  He has hit one home on Byrne Street six times, and he'shiat others, too.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/caught-on-camera-man-repeatedly-go in g-to-the-bathroom-in-peoples-yards/25846144


Intredasting.
 
2014-05-14 09:52:57 AM  
Somewhere along the way, this thread turned to total shiat.
 
2014-05-14 09:53:25 AM  

mongbiohazard: Twigz221:

The Butt-ler!


"He turned my diorama into a diarrhea!"
 
2014-05-14 09:54:23 AM  
POOP THREAD!

We have someone here at work who has earned the name "The Mad Crapper."  I'm guessing they are one of those people that like to hover... but they end up spraying shiat all over the seat, wall... it's farking awful.  I hope that someday someone catches them and walks them out.. just farking disgusting.
 
2014-05-14 09:57:13 AM  
www.davison.com

Wonder what inspired him to poop on slides?
 
2014-05-14 09:57:54 AM  
I hear in Ypsilanti
they don't wear any panties.

But the women in Poughkeepsie
Take their clothes off when they're tipsy.
 
2014-05-14 10:01:39 AM  
"Please make frequent checks in the area and record them on your daily log."

ew.
 
2014-05-14 10:02:33 AM  

StrikitRich: [www.davison.com image 450x338]

Wonder what inspired him to poop on slides?


Seems so amusing but yet so wrong.
 
2014-05-14 10:04:09 AM  

UrinalPooper: I'll never understand people who don't poop where they're supposed to.


Win.
 
2014-05-14 10:05:02 AM  
Wait until the one-upsmanshiat begins.

It -was- just a turd on the slide. Skidmark competitions are a natural escalation in the marking of territory. Then it'll move on to other nearby objects. Swings turned into slings. Piles on the see-saws big enough to act as a second kid's counterweight. God help them if there's a sandbox. When police start finding heaps of empty bean cans around the park and some good pressure blasts painted over the turntable, they'll be forced to torch the whole playground to make it stop.
 
2014-05-14 10:10:29 AM  

kaduh: "Let's just hope there aren't any copy cat crimes," Robb groaned.

Too late!

Neighbors in the Woodland Heights area of Houston are fed up and grossed out by a man who has been repeatedly going to the bathroom in their yards.  He has hit one home on Byrne Street six times, and he'shiat others, too.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/caught-on-camera-man-repeatedly-go in g-to-the-bathroom-in-peoples-yards/25846144


More like copy scat crimes
 
2014-05-14 10:11:00 AM  
No South Park reference?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-14 10:16:13 AM  

kaduh: "Let's just hope there aren't any copy cat crimes," Robb groaned.

Too late!

Neighbors in the Woodland Heights area of Houston are fed up and grossed out by a man who has been repeatedly going to the bathroom in their yards.  He has hit one home on Byrne Street six times, and he'shiat others, too.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/caught-on-camera-man-repeatedly-go in g-to-the-bathroom-in-peoples-yards/25846144


I hadn't heard about the Ypsilanti Pooper & just assumed they caught the Houston guy. Guess he's still on the loose.
 
2014-05-14 10:20:44 AM  
Some posters can't read for shiat. The man was not charged with a crime. He won't be frown in with the fudge-packers.
 
2014-05-14 10:22:00 AM  
Wiping out crime...
 
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