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(Contact Music)   Ed Sheeran "doesn't sing for girlfriend." In more surprising news, Ed Sheeran has a girlfriend   (contactmusic.com) divider line 31
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2014-05-14 10:22:26 AM
"she's good at cooking up 'anything Greek'."


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"ANYTHING Greek?"


GET THE RECIPE, ASS!
 
2014-05-14 01:16:06 PM
What's an Ed Sheeran?
 
2014-05-14 01:23:38 PM

I_Am_Weasel: What's an Ed Sheeran?


A red-haired troll doll with a sleeve tattoo and passable singing voice.
 
2014-05-14 02:02:21 PM
Um, who?
 
2014-05-14 02:19:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: What's an Ed Sheeran?


Garfield's alter ego
 
2014-05-14 02:20:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IzYTeFF_w

Things to note: continuing to sing with musical backing while his guitar is being restrung, a complete mastery of his loop-pedal setup, and the girl in the Panda Hat at the end of A-team.

Also, listen to 'small bump', and tell me this guy has never known love and heartbreak.
 
2014-05-14 02:25:52 PM
Stantz:  Also, listen to 'small bump', and tell me this guy has never known love and heartbreak.

Looking at him, I'd say he learned about both from the depths of the friendzone.
 
2014-05-14 02:34:58 PM
Who the fark is Ed Sheeran?  Is this a UK thing?
 
2014-05-14 02:40:33 PM

Zombie Eater: Stantz:  Also, listen to 'small bump', and tell me this guy has never known love and heartbreak.

Looking at him, I'd say he learned about both from the depths of the friendzone.


Dude, someone's got to bang the ugly ones. Someone married me 11 years ago and I've never been happier

AeAe: Who the fark is Ed Sheeran?  Is this a UK thing?


Yes, very, although he's been spending a lot of time with Taylor Swift lately. His rise to fame is a latter-day rags to riches. When A-Team broke, he was sleeping on friends' couches, slumming and busking, now he's (nearly) world famous and worth a proper mint, mate.
 
2014-05-14 02:44:22 PM

AeAe: Who the fark is Ed Sheeran?  Is this a UK thing?


Up until now I'd thought he was the guy Taylor Swift had sex with when she was in the UK. But maybe not...or maybe its a threesome.
 
2014-05-14 02:49:53 PM
He's OK and he's got some legitimate talent.  "Sing" is catchy.  I just don't care for that style of music generally.
 
2014-05-14 02:56:37 PM
I think Ed Sheeran is a verb that means when Edward wants to spice things up in the bedroom with something see-through.
 
2014-05-14 02:59:50 PM
FTFA: The 23-year-old singer-songwriter has a new woman in his life, and although he's reluctant to reveal her identity he's admitted she is ''nice'' and ''really cool'', but confessed he doesn't like to sing for her.

Is she also from Canada and we wouldn't know here?
 
2014-05-14 03:00:26 PM
*her, not here.
 
2014-05-14 03:01:16 PM
I've seen this guy's name on my XM radio, but I haven't listened to any of his songs for more than a few seconds.
 
2014-05-14 03:47:06 PM
Ed Sheeran is a damn good songwriter.
 
2014-05-14 03:48:02 PM

cgraves67: I've seen this guy's name on my XM radio, but I haven't listened to any of his songs for more than a few seconds.


"Kiss Me" is a great song. "Lego House" is decent. Not a fan of any others that I've heard.

For some reason I keep picturing Ed Sheeran as the ginger kid from Harry Potter.
 
2014-05-14 04:05:48 PM

I_Am_Weasel: What's an Ed Sheeran?


He's the guy who played Ron Weasley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4BLVznuWnU
 
2014-05-14 04:22:01 PM
Having a hard time parsing...

Ed Sheeran has confessed that although his pal Taylor Swift is getting on with his new beau, he avoids singing for her in private because he thinks it would be ''really creepy''.

Ok, so translated into English, this appears to say:

Ed Sheeran says that, even though Ed's friend Taylor Swift gets along with Ed's boyfriend, Ed does not sing for Taylor Swift in private because (ambiguous) Ed or Ed's boyfriend thinks it would be "really creepy".

So, Ed's gay, apparently.  But then the article references his girlfriend, making him bisexual.  What a very, very strange little article.
 
2014-05-14 04:33:40 PM
In even more surprising news, I'm supposed to know who Ed Sheeran is.
 
2014-05-14 05:27:12 PM

Stantz: Zombie Eater: Stantz:  Also, listen to 'small bump', and tell me this guy has never known love and heartbreak.

Looking at him, I'd say he learned about both from the depths of the friendzone.

Dude, someone's got to bang the ugly ones. Someone married me 11 years ago and I've never been happier

AeAe: Who the fark is Ed Sheeran?  Is this a UK thing?

Yes, very, although he's been spending a lot of time with Taylor Swift lately. His rise to fame is a latter-day rags to riches. When A-Team broke, he was sleeping on friends' couches, slumming and busking, now he's (nearly) world famous and worth a proper mint, mate.


He's not really that ugly, I think it's just that his hair is farking terrible. It looks like Trump hair somehow, and while that's not good on a guy Trump's age, it's even worse on a guy Sheeran's age. Maybe it's naturally thin or thinning or whatever, but he needs to stop blow drying it all crazy and give it a trim. He will be at least 50% less creepy to women after that. Hair like that not only makes women think you're less attractive, it makes them wonder what's wrong with you mentally that you did that to your head.
 
2014-05-14 05:28:11 PM
www.uncoveredpolitics.com
 
2014-05-14 06:49:21 PM
Sing is the best song of the year, so far. Brilliant as the brits like to say.
 
2014-05-14 06:49:59 PM
Ah, the wasted-life farktard that wrote the article figured out what "beau" means.
 
2014-05-14 07:02:32 PM
Once again I can't read, and thought the headline said Robert Sheehan.

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-05-14 07:52:15 PM
I thought his hobbit ass was breeding with that elfing Taylor Swift to create a new race in Middle Earth?
 
2014-05-14 07:55:51 PM
Guess I'm in the minority because I think he's adorable. If I were around his age and he was game I definitely would.
 
2014-05-14 09:54:40 PM
So we got "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug" from the Redbox the other day.  He does the song that's over the end credits.

I'd like to believe that he was asked to do this because he's a hobbit, just the way they asked Enya to do a song for "Fellowship" because she's an elf queen.

Still, there's no comparison.  The Enya song was amazing.  The pop fluff at the end of "Desolation" was bleh.

/yeah, I know, I'm bored.  I'm in Ohio and thankful the storms didn't hit where I'm at.
 
2014-05-14 11:48:50 PM

Six_By_Nine: So we got "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug" from the Redbox the other day.  He does the song that's over the end credits.


No wonder I jumped up turn that off after a few seconds.
 
2014-05-15 01:25:21 AM
With luck this guy will become just as famous as Duncan Sheik someday.
 
2014-05-15 03:49:41 AM
Yup, don't dis Sheeran, he's a genuinely talented guy and a good songwriter.  My teenage daughter introduced me to him, roped me into driving her down to see him in a pre-concert acoustic gig he did for 100 or so winners of a local radio contest.  I wasn't expecting much and walked away impressed.  I've played guitar for 25 years and I don't impress easily.  I'll take him over the standard top-40 pablum any day.
 
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