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(News.com.au)   Elderly woman's Depends® mistaken for a bomb, prompting shopping center evacuation. After questioning, suspect released on her own incontinence   (news.com.au) divider line 19
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2014-05-14 09:24:16 AM  
Poop thread!
 
2014-05-14 10:55:11 AM  
www.pitt.edu
 
2014-05-14 11:30:55 AM  
Well I hope they had the presence of mind to taser her and shoot her dog before they let her go.
 
2014-05-14 11:36:08 AM  

gopher321: Poop thread!


As you wish.

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www.lolpix.com
 
2014-05-14 11:38:10 AM  
Maybe she told them to blow her where the Pampers is.
 
2014-05-14 11:39:10 AM  
(snert)
 
2014-05-14 11:40:16 AM  
That's shiatty
 
2014-05-14 11:45:45 AM  
+1 Subby

Best Headline of the Week, so far.
 
2014-05-14 11:48:54 AM  
Ew. Sounds messy.

Also, nice headline subby. It's probably the #2 headline of the whole week
 
2014-05-14 11:50:45 AM  
If she had to evacuate right in the middle of a shopping center, her preparation was fortuitous indeed.

Paratos fortuna adiuvat.
 
2014-05-14 11:51:20 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Ew. Sounds messy.

Also, nice headline subby. It's probably the #2 headline of the whole week


I smell what you did there.
 
2014-05-14 11:51:39 AM  
Just to be that guy, the article never actually says they were products for fecal incontinence Since it does mention "pads" specifically and not undergarments, I'm guessing she has urinary incontinence and is using something like Poise pads.

/ But go ahead and make it a poop thread anyway.
 
2014-05-14 12:51:15 PM  
Nicely done, subby. Nicely done.
 
2014-05-14 01:35:41 PM  
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: I'm guessing she has urinary incontinence

So...
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2014-05-14 02:34:54 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Just to be that guy, the article never actually says they were products for fecal incontinence Since it does mention "pads" specifically and not undergarments, I'm guessing she has urinary incontinence and is using something like Poise pads.

/ But go ahead and make it a poop thread anyway.


If you want to be overly technical, the headline is in error.   The trademark is Depend (singular).
 
2014-05-14 03:22:39 PM  

rnatalie: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Just to be that guy, the article never actually says they were products for fecal incontinence Since it does mention "pads" specifically and not undergarments, I'm guessing she has urinary incontinence and is using something like Poise pads.

/ But go ahead and make it a poop thread anyway.

If you want to be overly technical, the headline is in error.   The trademark is Depend (singular).


Now that's just being overly padantic.
 
2014-05-14 06:39:30 PM  
So thet evacuated the place a few days ago because someone ELSE had the audacity to throw something away? Sounds as if this old lady isn't the only pants-pisser around here.
 
2014-05-14 08:47:36 PM  
Good job  subby.
 
2014-05-14 09:31:11 PM  
She sounds brown.
 
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