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(LiveLeak)   Summer hasn't even officially started yet, but the competition for biggest fail while jumping off of a cliff and into the water has gotten off to a smashing start   (liveleak.com) divider line 36
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6527 clicks; posted to Video » on 14 May 2014 at 9:53 AM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-14 09:19:59 AM  
I believe I just saw someone literally bust their ass.  Listen, dude: when all the drunk, carefree spring breakers around you are screaming "don't, you moron!" maybe you're doing something moronic.
 
2014-05-14 09:20:31 AM  
A lot of nice looking girls down below. No surprise this idiot was looking to impress.
 
2014-05-14 09:42:48 AM  
at least what he hit was loose dirt and mud and not just straight up rock cliffs.
 
2014-05-14 10:09:04 AM  
There are two levels of cliff diver:

World Grand Champion, and stuff on a rock.
 
2014-05-14 10:13:11 AM  

carrion_luggage: There are two levels of cliff diver:

World Grand Champion, and stuff on a rock.


Well, at least he reached the water. Eventually.
 
2014-05-14 10:23:58 AM  
FARK is getting to be a little too much like Ogrish-lite sometimes.
 
2014-05-14 10:32:10 AM  
Looks like he was able to swim it off:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c9e_1366631829

nsfw language
 
2014-05-14 10:33:13 AM  
Who say's college kids aren't smart?
 
2014-05-14 10:37:17 AM  
He's the son of last years Russian Roulette runner up
 
2014-05-14 10:44:23 AM  
The competition for worst at holding a camera steady has gotten off to a good start, too.
 
2014-05-14 10:55:16 AM  
I've seen that clip on World's Dumbest a while ago.

/Lawn...ya know the rest
 
2014-05-14 10:58:45 AM  
Don't dink and dive.

also this

BiffDangler: The competition for worst at holding a camera steady has gotten off to a good start, too.

 
2014-05-14 11:59:27 AM  

p0nk: Don't dink and dive.

also this
BiffDangler: The competition for worst at holding a camera steady has gotten off to a good start, too.


i.vimeocdn.com

Dink?
 
2014-05-14 12:13:51 PM  
This dude was on Tosh.O years ago.  The "don't do it you idiot!" was a dead giveaway. And the tens of thousands of dollars in hospital fees (insurance wasn't going to cover that one) was an added bonus.
 
2014-05-14 12:14:48 PM  
One of the other offerings at the end of the video was sooo much better. There is stupid then there is stupid combined with bad luck, ball crushing bad luck. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ec_1386410419
 
2014-05-14 12:30:32 PM  

CAPTIAN SLAPPY: One of the other offerings at the end of the video was sooo much better. There is stupid then there is stupid combined with bad luck, ball crushing bad luck. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ec_1386410419



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this slacker didnt even flap his arms to try to fly...lazy biatch, i so wanted him to hit the white van
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For some reason that made me crack the fark up. LMAO
 
2014-05-14 01:17:50 PM  

CAPTIAN SLAPPY: One of the other offerings at the end of the video was sooo much better. There is stupid then there is stupid combined with bad luck, ball crushing bad luck. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ec_1386410419


AWOLNation's "Sail" has been cut into so many great internet videos so beautifully.  Yet another one for the collection.
 
2014-05-14 01:49:57 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: This dude was on Tosh.O years ago.  The "don't do it you idiot!" was a dead giveaway. And the tens of thousands of dollars in hospital fees (insurance wasn't going to cover that one) was an added bonus.


Seriously?  I think it's pretty rare for health insurance plans to not cover injuries resulting from stupidity.
 
2014-05-14 02:48:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 03:25:05 PM  

SlothB77: at least what he hit was loose dirt and mud and not just straight up rock cliffs.


Damn straight!

It saved him from a horrible injury for sure, but the sandy cliff  also mighta been his undoing. It's really hard to see his takeoff properly [duh] but you can see a puff of dust as he jumps. I reckon the ground gave way during takeoff and he got ROCK ALL horizontal velocity. ie. Not enough to clear the outcrop.

Nearly all of these "fail while jumping off of a cliff and into the water videos" are caused by two things. The ground moving under the takeoff foot, or the takeoff foot slipping. Considering you are gonna apply the most force with that last step, makes a misstep most likely then, compared to your run up. Hey wot?

These fails generally aren't caused by misjudging distances.

// I wonder if the idiot knew the cliff was rather sandy?

Tony_Pepperoni: [img.fark.net image 169x159]


I've seen the full video of that and I'm pretty sure his f*up was caused by the ground or a rock moving under his takeoff foot. That was a HUGE fail. Not even close to clearing that rock, too funny!
 
2014-05-14 04:01:57 PM  

Big Ramifications: 've seen the full video of that and I'm pretty sure his f*up was caused by the ground or a rock moving under his takeoff foot. That was a HUGE fail. Not even close to clearing that rock, too funny!


Yea, his foot slipped right at that last step.
 
2014-05-14 04:59:34 PM  
From the looks of things down was his only option.
 
2014-05-14 05:08:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 05:19:36 PM  
Darwin loves drunk frat bros
 
2014-05-14 07:01:17 PM  

abhorrent1: Darwin loves drunk frat bros



Apparently, since idiot girls continue to sleep with them...
 
2014-05-14 07:10:34 PM  

Big Ramifications: SlothB77: at least what he hit was loose dirt and mud and not just straight up rock cliffs.

Damn straight!

It saved him from a horrible injury for sure, but the sandy cliff  also mighta been his undoing. It's really hard to see his takeoff properly [duh] but you can see a puff of dust as he jumps. I reckon the ground gave way during takeoff and he got ROCK ALL horizontal velocity. ie. Not enough to clear the outcrop.

Nearly all of these "fail while jumping off of a cliff and into the water videos" are caused by two things. The ground moving under the takeoff foot, or the takeoff foot slipping. Considering you are gonna apply the most force with that last step, makes a misstep most likely then, compared to your run up. Hey wot?

These fails generally aren't caused by misjudging distances.

// I wonder if the idiot knew the cliff was rather sandy?

Tony_Pepperoni: [img.fark.net image 169x159]

I've seen the full video of that and I'm pretty sure his f*up was caused by the ground or a rock moving under his takeoff foot. That was a HUGE fail. Not even close to clearing that rock, too funny!


People also misjudge how much forward movement they're gonna get. Horizontal speed stays linear, vertical does not. Parabolas are a biatch.
 
2014-05-14 08:54:50 PM  

Big Ramifications: SlothB77: at least what he hit was loose dirt and mud and not just straight up rock cliffs.

Damn straight!

It saved him from a horrible injury for sure, but the sandy cliff  also mighta been his undoing. It's really hard to see his takeoff properly [duh] but you can see a puff of dust as he jumps. I reckon the ground gave way during takeoff and he got ROCK ALL horizontal velocity. ie. Not enough to clear the outcrop.

Nearly all of these "fail while jumping off of a cliff and into the water videos" are caused by two things. The ground moving under the takeoff foot, or the takeoff foot slipping. Considering you are gonna apply the most force with that last step, makes a misstep most likely then, compared to your run up. Hey wot?

These fails generally aren't caused by misjudging distances.

// I wonder if the idiot knew the cliff was rather sandy?

Tony_Pepperoni: [img.fark.net image 169x159]

I've seen the full video of that and I'm pretty sure his f*up was caused by the ground or a rock moving under his takeoff foot. That was a HUGE fail. Not even close to clearing that rock, too funny!


It wasn't a vertical cliff.  Dumb bastard only had a chance if he was driving his tbird off the cliff at 50.
 
2014-05-14 09:17:35 PM  
Keep going, fark video page, you haven't yet hit lowest-common-denominator all the time, but I'm sure you can make it if you try, by which I mean post any stupid bottom-feeding shiat that comes along and calling it a day.

More stupid self-inflicted injuries!
More stupid brony guys ranting!
Yay!
 
2014-05-14 10:09:49 PM  

bigbadideasinaction: People also misjudge how much forward movement they're gonna get. Horizontal speed stays linear, vertical does not. Parabolas are a biatch.


All I need to know, usually. Risk-prone individuals tend to have poor judgment skills and poor impulse control. The person misjudged. What, and why, and how, is clearly open for debate, but if you can kill yourself by simply misjudging, it's best to avoid the situation entirely.
 
2014-05-14 10:35:45 PM  
You're epidermis is showing!
i.telegraph.co.uk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClynhFKMs3c
 
2014-05-15 02:39:50 AM  
I would like to console the family that they all have cliff diving abilities.
 
2014-05-15 09:04:12 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: FARK is getting to be a little too much like Ogrish-lite sometimes.


You must live a really sheltered life if that video was in anyway shocking to you.
 
2014-05-15 09:13:43 AM  

Candy Colored Clown: MelGoesOnTour: FARK is getting to be a little too much like Ogrish-lite sometimes.

You must live a really sheltered life if that video was in anyway shocking to you.


Being that you're from Texas I'm sure you're used to that sort of thing.
 
2014-05-15 01:43:57 PM  
When someone drunker than you says don't do something, you would do well to carefully consider their advice before proceeding.
 
2014-05-15 01:48:51 PM  
You can tell summer has started at the lake when drunk 20-somethings start falling out of the sky.
 
2014-05-15 08:40:43 PM  
The guy that does this is never the cool guy that gets all the trim.  It's the one that lurks on the edge of the group, and thinks this will be the epic move that secures his spot in the inner circle.

Usually, it works out like it does in the video.
 
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