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(Fansided)   Justin Beiber reportedly under investigation by LAPD for armed robbery. Unknown if LA County Jail has a protective unit for pretty Canadian teen idols who think they're "street"   (fansided.com) divider line 119
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2014-05-14 01:10:53 AM
Armed, attempted, whatever.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-14 05:40:28 AM

PreMortem: Armed, attempted, whatever.


Well, they did say it was series.
 
2014-05-14 06:40:26 AM
On a related note, GIS for "Make him go away" produces Kevin Gregg in an O's uniform as the 4th picture.
 
2014-05-14 06:46:14 AM
He stole our hearts.
 
2014-05-14 06:46:47 AM

PreMortem: Armed, attempted, whatever.


You obviously thought you had to be quick for this gem
 
2014-05-14 06:47:13 AM
What's the penalty for attempted robbery?  $500 fine and a couple of autographs?
 
2014-05-14 06:48:18 AM
In before..  "this never would have happened if Obama had followed through with the deportation petition"  talking point
 
2014-05-14 06:48:40 AM
FTA:

Nothing has been as series
as the details are involved

Written by the average high school graduate, it appears.
 
2014-05-14 06:51:46 AM
Finally, a kid comes along who can unite the country like the Beatles after after the JFK assassination.
 
2014-05-14 06:52:29 AM
farking Canadians. As a former Northern New Yorker ive seen my share of Canadians. While try may be friendly and apologetic in their own damn country, they are obnoxious and completely retarded as tourists. Like these idiots think they can just walk into a store and get a discount just for asking for a discount. Then when you try to politely tell them they are stupid and it doesn't work like that, they get snotty with you as if they are some kind of self entitled asshats. I've sen this happen personally on more than one occasion, I couldn't possibly make this shiat up.
 
2014-05-14 06:57:19 AM
Not quite sure where the "armed" bit comes in as other reports suggest he took a phone off a woman who was taking his picture while he was playing crazy golf.
 
2014-05-14 06:57:22 AM
Great details in that "article" and a highly accurate headline by Subby. I can't believe I actually went to go dig up the info on what happened. Here it is so no one else has to do the unthinkable and look for it: Biebs got into an argument with some people at the batting cages at some sort of park in Sherman Oaks. Some woman appeared to be taking his picture. Biebs got pissed, demanded she give him the phone, she put it in her purse, and he took her purse and retrieved the phone. It was locked so he couldn't delete the pictures. She showed him there were no pictures taken, and just wanted her daughter to meet him. He screamed at both of them, making the daughter cry, and then left the area.

Ugh. I feel dirty having typed all that.
 
2014-05-14 06:59:52 AM
Or what WinoRhino said.

To be fair to subby the linked to article did say: "Flirting with the law has been his thing, but nothing has been as series as armed robbery."

And we all know that nothing is as series as armed robbery
 
2014-05-14 07:01:04 AM

Dirty J1: farking Canadians. As a former Northern New Yorker ive seen my share of Canadians. While try may be friendly and apologetic in their own damn country, they are obnoxious and completely retarded as tourists. Like these idiots think they can just walk into a store and get a discount just for asking for a discount. Then when you try to politely tell them they are stupid and it doesn't work like that, they get snotty with you as if they are some kind of self entitled asshats. I've sen this happen personally on more than one occasion, I couldn't possibly make this shiat up.


They obviously feel they have entered a third-world bazaar, and it is expected the seller will dicker over the price.

Canadians are so superior to us.
 
2014-05-14 07:04:13 AM

Sonneillon: Not quite sure where the "armed" bit comes in as other reports suggest he took a phone off a woman who was taking his picture while he was playing crazy golf.


He had a gub.
 
2014-05-14 07:05:43 AM
Being the link is dead and I can't read the story;

Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. Your attempting to tell me that the Beiber, the 100lbs soaking wet wanna be thug, was able to accomplish any one of those elements of the crime? I call BS.
 
2014-05-14 07:10:29 AM

F22raptom: PreMortem: Armed, attempted, whatever.

You obviously thought you had to be quick for this gem


Quick? Some can comment even before they are greened at all, some have to wait until it's on the main page.
 
2014-05-14 07:12:48 AM

MassAsster: Being the link is dead and I can't read the story;

Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. Your attempting to tell me that the Beiber, the 100lbs soaking wet wanna be thug, was able to accomplish any one of those elements of the crime? I call BS.


Updated by the same woman, same quality work:  http://fansided.com/2014/05/14/report-justin-bieber-accused-stealing- w omans-phone/#!NntRu
 
2014-05-14 07:18:36 AM
He used a poptart shaped like a GUN
 
2014-05-14 07:19:06 AM

WinoRhino: Great details in that "article" and a highly accurate headline by Subby. I can't believe I actually went to go dig up the info on what happened. Here it is so no one else has to do the unthinkable and look for it: Biebs got into an argument with some people at the batting cages at some sort of park in Sherman Oaks. Some woman appeared to be taking his picture. Biebs got pissed, demanded she give him the phone, she put it in her purse, and he took her purse and retrieved the phone. It was locked so he couldn't delete the pictures. She showed him there were no pictures taken, and just wanted her daughter to meet him. He screamed at both of them, making the daughter cry, and then left the area.

Ugh. I feel dirty having typed all that.


Yeah, that's a constitutional violation, Biebs. Anybody can photograph anything in public space. No exceptions for stupid faces.
 
2014-05-14 07:19:22 AM
Beiber?  I thought she was dead?
 
2014-05-14 07:20:23 AM

AMonkey'sUncle: Canadians are so superior to us.


Well the  two of the top 3 longest confirmed sniper kills  are held by Canadians. So there's that.
 
2014-05-14 07:21:29 AM
Pillory. We need to bring it back just for him.
 
2014-05-14 07:23:11 AM
And then, after he had my wallet and was slowly backing away, gun still pointed at my head, he whispered, "No one is ever going to beliebe you..."
 
2014-05-14 07:23:50 AM

WinoRhino: Great details in that "article" and a highly accurate headline by Subby. I can't believe I actually went to go dig up the info on what happened. Here it is so no one else has to do the unthinkable and look for it: Biebs got into an argument with some people at the batting cages at some sort of park in Sherman Oaks. Some woman appeared to be taking his picture. Biebs got pissed, demanded she give him the phone, she put it in her purse, and he took her purse and retrieved the phone. It was locked so he couldn't delete the pictures. She showed him there were no pictures taken, and just wanted her daughter to meet him. He screamed at both of them, making the daughter cry, and then left the area.

Ugh. I feel dirty having typed all that.


Shhh. Quit trying to talk about the truth. Americans are hungry for BLOOD. Stop denying us our primal instincts!
 
2014-05-14 07:30:43 AM

Sir VG: Shhh. Quit trying to talk about the truth. Americans are hungry for BLOOD. Stop denying us our primal instincts!


Justin Bieber is blue eyed and blonde. He is the perfect sacrifice for our dark lord Satan.

media.boingboing.net
 
2014-05-14 07:31:39 AM

WinoRhino: Great details in that "article" and a highly accurate headline by Subby. I can't believe I actually went to go dig up the info on what happened. Here it is so no one else has to do the unthinkable and look for it: Biebs got into an argument with some people at the batting cages at some sort of park in Sherman Oaks. Some woman appeared to be taking his picture. Biebs got pissed, demanded she give him the phone, she put it in her purse, and he took her purse and retrieved the phone. It was locked so he couldn't delete the pictures. She showed him there were no pictures taken, and just wanted her daughter to meet him. He screamed at both of them, making the daughter cry, and then left the area.

Ugh. I feel dirty having typed all that.


I would have punched that little shiat in the face.

Fortunately, my daughters have never liked The Beebs, and would have no desire to meet it.
 
2014-05-14 07:37:49 AM

Sonneillon: Not quite sure where the "armed" bit comes in as other reports suggest he took a phone off a woman who was taking his picture while he was playing crazy golf.


Well, he used his "arm" to grab the phone, didn't he??
 
2014-05-14 07:39:24 AM
Snapping someone's picture without permission is rude as fark. I have unique body art and large facial piercings and get a lot of picture requests. I always say yes, and strike a pose so they get a good photo. If you're going to wear what I do in public, pictures come with the territory. Hearing a click without being asked permission is very irritating for me, and I imagine Justin also. So as much as I absolutely hate his music, I have to admit I am with him on this one. I wouldn't have snatched the phone, just asked that the photo be deleted. But he's still young, and probably didn 't think it through.
 
2014-05-14 07:39:50 AM
I long for the days of yore when all we ever said here was "What's a Justin Bieber?"
 
2014-05-14 07:44:25 AM
"Back in your car seat tough guy"
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-14 07:46:37 AM
Don't let him low ball you, LAPD. The kid's worth a couple hundred mill. Hols out for a huge bribe. LAPD's gots to get paid yo.

MythDragon: Well the  two of the top 3 longest confirmed sniper kills  are held by Canadians. So there's that.


Campers.
 
2014-05-14 07:47:35 AM
Canadian Hard
 
2014-05-14 07:50:22 AM
Clearly they are calling it armed robbery because of his big guns.
 
2014-05-14 07:54:58 AM
How does someone get to be so f#cking dumb?
 
2014-05-14 07:58:07 AM

bwilson27: How does someone get to be so f#cking dumb?


His emotional (and by the looks of it, physical) development halted when he was "discovered" by the Disney Machine and given unlimited money and zero supervision. He is a very young teen with a grown man's bank account.

Not that he'd have made anything out of his life had he never experienced stardom, from the looks of his parents.
 
2014-05-14 08:02:21 AM
He was perfectly sane until Americans got a hold of him.
 
2014-05-14 08:06:04 AM

Matthew Keene: Snapping someone's picture without permission is rude as fark. I have unique body art and large facial piercings and get a lot of picture requests. I always say yes, and strike a pose so they get a good photo. If you're going to wear what I do in public, pictures come with the territory. Hearing a click without being asked permission is very irritating for me, and I imagine Justin also. So as much as I absolutely hate his music, I have to admit I am with him on this one. I wouldn't have snatched the phone, just asked that the photo be deleted. But he's still young, and probably didn 't think it through.


Except of course that the woman had not taken a picture of the little assclown. He went off on someone that did nothing, and then was a complete ass after the fact.
 
2014-05-14 08:10:03 AM

MassAsster: Being the link is dead and I can't read the story;

Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. Your attempting to tell me that the Beiber, the 100lbs soaking wet wanna be thug, was able to accomplish any one of those elements of the crime? I call BS.


If the Beibs was acting alone, then I would agree with you. But he always has his bodyguards at his side.
If he was a douche bag running solo at a bar, he would have had his ass handed to him many times by now.
 
2014-05-14 08:13:27 AM

MrBallou: PreMortem: Armed, attempted, whatever.

Well, they did say it was series.


gnome sane?
 
2014-05-14 08:16:52 AM

Matthew Keene: I have unique body art and


And the assclown from Canada doesn't
I have a lot of inked friends.
I'm not inked, but I know great art when I see it.
Beaver got took by some low talent pen owners.
Also, I believe the ration of good ink to beat downs given is proportional to bad ink to beat downs received.
You sound safe. Probably don't need a body guard.
 
2014-05-14 08:18:48 AM

PreMortem: MassAsster: Being the link is dead and I can't read the story;

Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. Your attempting to tell me that the Beiber, the 100lbs soaking wet wanna be thug, was able to accomplish any one of those elements of the crime? I call BS.

Updated by the same woman, same quality work:  http://fansided.com/2014/05/14/report-justin-bieber-accused-stealing- w omans-phone/#!NntRu


FTA -  Justin and his crew

You just know those are some thug wannabe's, they need to head down to Compton and see if their "crew" can hang with the big leagues
 
2014-05-14 08:19:54 AM

Matthew Keene: Snapping someone's picture without permission is rude as fark. I have unique body art and large facial piercings and get a lot of picture requests. I always say yes, and strike a pose so they get a good photo. If you're going to wear what I do in public, pictures come with the territory. Hearing a click without being asked permission is very irritating for me, and I imagine Justin also. So as much as I absolutely hate his music, I have to admit I am with him on this one. I wouldn't have snatched the phone, just asked that the photo be deleted. But he's still young, and probably didn 't think it through.


You're an attention whore why gets irritated when people pay special attention to you?
 
2014-05-14 08:32:09 AM
Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?
 
2014-05-14 08:33:33 AM

JohnCarter: PreMortem: MassAsster: Being the link is dead and I can't read the story;

Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. Your attempting to tell me that the Beiber, the 100lbs soaking wet wanna be thug, was able to accomplish any one of those elements of the crime? I call BS.

Updated by the same woman, same quality work:  http://fansided.com/2014/05/14/report-justin-bieber-accused-stealing- w omans-phone/#!NntRu

FTA -  Justin and his crew

You just know those are some thug wannabe's, they need to head down to Compton and see if their "crew" can hang with the big leagues


you saying the streets of the nine-o-two-one-oh are not rough enough? Do you know how many nails have been broken? Limos dented? Pour some champagne on the side walk for all my fallen homies.. It's Chaos I tell you!
 
2014-05-14 08:34:52 AM
Dirty Frost Backs need to go.
 
2014-05-14 08:42:53 AM
His sizzurp problem is getting worse. I imagine he will soon be playing the Jennifer Connelly role in Requiem for a Dream.
 
2014-05-14 08:43:12 AM

MassAsster: JohnCarter: PreMortem: MassAsster: Being the link is dead and I can't read the story;

Robbery is the crime of taking or attempting to take something of value by force or threat of force or by putting the victim in fear. Your attempting to tell me that the Beiber, the 100lbs soaking wet wanna be thug, was able to accomplish any one of those elements of the crime? I call BS.

Updated by the same woman, same quality work:  http://fansided.com/2014/05/14/report-justin-bieber-accused-stealing- w omans-phone/#!NntRu

FTA -  Justin and his crew

You just know those are some thug wannabe's, they need to head down to Compton and see if their "crew" can hang with the big leagues

you saying the streets of the nine-o-two-one-oh are not rough enough? Do you know how many nails have been broken? Limos dented? Pour some champagne on the side walk for all my fallen homies.. It's Chaos I tell you!


Bah- that really needed some music to add to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY&feature=kp

that's better.
 
2014-05-14 08:45:17 AM

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

 
2014-05-14 08:45:37 AM
Oh, Trisity, don't leave me hanging!

Clear my schedule's what?
 
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