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(NBC San Diego)   According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth   ( divider line
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2014-05-14 12:02:02 AM  
Geoff Peterson not available for comment.
2014-05-14 12:11:44 AM  
I was wondering what that itching was.
2014-05-14 12:32:11 AM  
Got to get married in the 80s. I read the papers. I said, "fark this, I'm getting out."

Hey, you know, read. You can catch some shiat.

 You can't just keep messing around like you used to. Eventually, your dick will fall off.

 Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the 70s? That shiat don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something, it come back stronger.

VD is new and improved now. They got dudes in the doctor's office with symptoms like,
"Excuse me, doc, what does it mean when you go to the bathroom and fire shoot out your dick?"
"Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"
"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. A burst of flame fly out my dick when I pee. I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside. I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me, I turned around and burned him up on the street. Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say."

RIP Eddie Murphy.
2014-05-14 01:59:56 AM  
DId he get too close to the hand dryer?

/Hot, like Hank's pants.
2014-05-14 02:01:35 AM  
when we touch? when we kiss?
2014-05-14 02:07:14 AM  
Fire in your pants? Nothing a round of penicillin can't handle. It will be the contacting all your possible infected partners will be when the real discomfort begins.
2014-05-14 02:07:39 AM
2014-05-14 02:21:45 AM  
Stay classy, San Diego.
2014-05-14 02:27:03 AM  
Sorry about that, I had Mexican food last night.
2014-05-14 02:29:53 AM  
Leaving "your pants" is a hard evacuation order to give.

Speak for yourself, dude.
2014-05-14 02:52:43 AM  
Grab your socks and stuff your jocks, comma, hemicolon!
2014-05-14 03:43:24 AM  
Leaving "your pants"  is a hard evacuation order to give.

Depends on your definition of "hard evacuation" I suppose...
2014-05-14 04:32:24 AM  
You want me to take off my pants and start the revolution?
2014-05-14 04:42:52 AM  
There's a fire in my pants. Ain't that the truth?
2014-05-14 04:45:39 AM  

Sgt Otter: DId he get too close to the hand dryer?

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/Hot, like Hank's pants.

Lol, first time I've seen a 'Venture Bros' reference on Fark, oddly enough!
2014-05-14 05:33:47 AM  
My 82-year-old mother is in an assisted-care facility 2 miles from the eastern front of the fire. While it is a Snata Ana condition which usually blows west, I'm still decidedly NOT getting a kick out of this.

2014-05-14 06:29:20 AM  
Voobanahana vop bop
2014-05-14 07:02:30 AM  
I have some friends who just finished rebuilding their house after the Witch Creek fire.
They are not in any immediate danger, and it is burning slowly towards their new home.
/keeping my hope up that nothing happens this time and the firefighters kill it over night.
2014-05-14 07:28:57 AM
2014-05-14 07:41:46 AM  
According to Workman, officials were dealing with a public emergency and have not had time to backtrack and identify the user who entered the "offending words."

Will they contact the cyber police?
Consequences will never be the same,
2014-05-14 07:44:53 AM  
They also closed a "portal" into the system that the culprit used to gain entry

How odd. Someone gaining entry to my portal is exactly how I got a fire in my pants.
2014-05-14 08:56:14 AM  
As they entered coordinates and neighborhood names into the system, an unknown person entered the words "fire in your pants" in the notes field. It was supposed to say "Bernardo Fire."

Just blame it on auto-correct...
2014-05-14 11:50:19 AM  
Is your name Johnny Blaze?
2014-05-14 12:59:32 PM  
Nobody's asked for a redhead thread yet?
2014-05-14 02:13:08 PM  

No. Ants.

2014-05-14 02:13:54 PM  
3 more fires, glad I am not at work at Camp Pendleton today. Glad the Carlsbad fire might take out the mental hospital the mother-in-law is hold up in.....
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