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(CBS Boston)   As God as my witness I thought my cousin could fly   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line 43
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2014-05-13 09:28:08 PM  
Kenny 'you shot me'

You BASTARD!
 
2014-05-13 09:29:23 PM  
Seriously, is "as God as my witness..." an instagreen these days?

/Pet peav.
 
2014-05-13 09:31:23 PM  
He threw himself on the mercy of the court by employing the seldom used Dick Cheney defense.  He might have done better just pleading guilty but mentally impaired.
 
2014-05-13 09:44:39 PM  
borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com

/obscure?
 
2014-05-13 10:35:54 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2014-05-13 11:44:33 PM  
Like a turkey in the corn he was long gone
 
2014-05-13 11:48:06 PM  
The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
 
2014-05-13 11:51:23 PM  
Is the dog okay?
 
2014-05-13 11:56:02 PM  
"Kenneth Ranfos could face criminal charges and his hunting license will likely be suspended according to Fish and Game officials."


Neither of which happened to Darth, err Dick Cheney when he shot his "friend" while hunting pheasant.

But then this guys pal isn't apologizing for being shot like Cheney's buddy did.
 
2014-05-13 11:56:20 PM  
are they related to dick cheney?

/just kidding, they're human, he isn't
 
2014-05-13 11:56:41 PM  

calbert: [borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 432x284]

/obscure?


Never. It is one of the best sitcom episodes of all time.
 
2014-05-13 11:57:20 PM  
18 farking seconds, are you kidding me?
 
2014-05-13 11:59:07 PM  
but Tony couldn't fly. Tony died.
 
2014-05-14 12:02:23 AM  
I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.
 
2014-05-14 12:24:33 AM  

DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.


It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.
 
2014-05-14 12:31:02 AM  
Responsible gun owner right?
 
2014-05-14 12:38:44 AM  

nyseattitude: Responsible gun owner right?


I'm anti-gun but if that was the first accident the guy had then I'm thinking that yes, he is a responsible gun owner.
 
2014-05-14 12:59:02 AM  

iron de havilland: Seriously, is "as God as my witness..." an instagreen these days?

/Pet peav.


When it involves turkeys I'm gonna go with yes it should be.
 
2014-05-14 12:59:29 AM  

talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.


You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.
 
2014-05-14 01:05:37 AM  

mrspeacock: but Tony couldn't fly. Tony died.


The way Jim Carroll sings that line always gets me laugh. Same with "...by the very same bikers"
 
2014-05-14 01:09:36 AM  

brandent: iron de havilland: Seriously, is "as God as my witness..." an instagreen these days?

/Pet peav.

When it involves turkeys I'm gonna go with yes it should be.


Shouldn't it be 'With god as my witness' or 'As god IS my witness'? 'As god as my witness' just sounds stupid

/pet peave
 
2014-05-14 01:13:24 AM  

Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.


Bailey >>>>> Jennifer
 
2014-05-14 01:25:40 AM  

Duane Dibbley: Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.

Bailey >>>>> Jennifer


Agreed.

/Mary Ann > Ginger
 
2014-05-14 01:28:54 AM  

KidneyStone: Duane Dibbley: Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.

Bailey >>>>> Jennifer

Agreed.

/Mary Ann > Ginger


Jan > Cindy


what?
 
2014-05-14 01:31:12 AM  

Begoggle: KidneyStone: Duane Dibbley: Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.

Bailey >>>>> Jennifer

Agreed.

/Mary Ann > Ginger

Jan > Cindy


what?


Lynda Carter


/that is all
 
2014-05-14 01:44:34 AM  
Erin Gray.  For a tie for number one.
 
2014-05-14 02:03:30 AM  
calbert: /obscure?

isleofran.com
 
2014-05-14 02:09:22 AM  
when my cousin takes off his hat he somewhat resembles a rose breasted grosbeak
 
2014-05-14 03:32:21 AM  
Which god?

www.focusst.org
 
2014-05-14 05:21:38 AM  
All I really got from that article is that Glenn Ranfos is a very forgiving man.
 
2014-05-14 06:43:37 AM  
Oh look. There's something moving in the bushes over there but I have no idea what it is. Oh well...BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.

/okay it stopped moving
 
2014-05-14 06:54:20 AM  
He thought it was a Wild Turkey ....or he had too much Wild Turkey....
 
2014-05-14 08:17:26 AM  
Get some frickin glasses dude.
 
2014-05-14 08:48:19 AM  

Brainsick: Begoggle: KidneyStone: Duane Dibbley: Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.

Bailey >>>>> Jennifer

Agreed.

/Mary Ann > Ginger

Jan > Cindy


what?

Lynda Carter


/that is all


Thoughts on the Inara - Kaylee - River - Zoe choice?

Keeping in mind that two of them could easily kill you, of course.
 
2014-05-14 08:51:43 AM  

Brainsick: brandent: iron de havilland: Seriously, is "as God as my witness..." an instagreen these days?

/Pet peav.

When it involves turkeys I'm gonna go with yes it should be.

Shouldn't it be 'With god as my witness' or 'As god IS my witness'? 'As god as my witness' just sounds stupid

/pet peave


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

As God As My Witness.......
 
2014-05-14 08:55:01 AM  

dittybopper: Thoughts on the Inara - Kaylee - River - Zoe choice?


River > Inara > Kaylee

/likes crazy chicks
 
2014-05-14 09:28:58 AM  

brandent: Brainsick: brandent: iron de havilland: Seriously, is "as God as my witness..." an instagreen these days?

/Pet peav.

When it involves turkeys I'm gonna go with yes it should be.

Shouldn't it be 'With god as my witness' or 'As god IS my witness'? 'As god as my witness' just sounds stupid

/pet peave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

As God As My Witness.......


As God is my witness
 
2014-05-14 09:50:05 AM  

calbert: [borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 432x284]

/obscure?


WKRP in Cincinnati, not obscure.
 
2014-05-14 09:53:50 AM  

Brainsick: Begoggle: KidneyStone: Duane Dibbley: Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.

Bailey >>>>> Jennifer

Agreed.

/Mary Ann > Ginger

Jan > Cindy


what?

Lynda Carter


/that is all


Barbara Eden
 
2014-05-14 09:54:41 AM  

Mugato: dittybopper: Thoughts on the Inara - Kaylee - River - Zoe choice?

River > Inara > Kaylee

/likes crazy chicks


No Zoe?

I hear she's a widow now...
 
2014-05-14 09:55:36 AM  

dittybopper: Brainsick: Begoggle: KidneyStone: Duane Dibbley: Slam1263: talkertopc: DubtodaIll: I swear old people have like five jokes that they just won't let go of.

It's because we've yet to hear better ones from your generation. Now get off my lawn.

You told that youngster, but good.

Now I am thinking of Loni Anderson.

Bailey >>>>> Jennifer

Agreed.

/Mary Ann > Ginger

Jan > Cindy


what?

Lynda Carter


/that is all

Thoughts on the Inara - Kaylee - River - Zoe choice?

Keeping in mind that two of them could easily kill you, of course.


I'll take all of them.
 
2014-05-14 11:08:48 AM  
This is why, when I used to hunt, I was very particular about whom I would hunt.
 
2014-05-14 03:21:23 PM  

dittybopper: Mugato: dittybopper: Thoughts on the Inara - Kaylee - River - Zoe choice?

River > Inara > Kaylee

/likes crazy chicks

No Zoe?

I hear she's a widow now...


1.bp.blogspot.com


Kaylee>Zoe>Inara>River

/Kaylee could kill you too, and she'd have that adorable grin on her face while she does it
www.wearysloth.com
 
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