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(USA Today)   Marshall Henderson is boycotting Sports Center due to Michael Sam's gay kissing spectacle. May still have chance at basketball career if Sterling retains ownership of the Clippers   (ftw.usatoday.com ) divider line
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2014-05-13 03:40:09 PM  
Ok, bye.
 
2014-05-13 03:44:39 PM  
His gay friend made him say it... Okay.
 
2014-05-13 03:51:08 PM  
They should make Marshall Henderson sell his basketball team.
 
2014-05-13 04:02:18 PM  
Who the f*ck is Marshall Henderson?
 
2014-05-13 04:07:08 PM  
Who?
 
2014-05-13 04:25:33 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-13 05:49:28 PM  

Shame Us: Who the f*ck is Marshall Henderson?


X2
 
2014-05-13 06:48:05 PM  
ITS CALLED PSYCHOLOGY .... and everyone just got taken to school

Lulz. Donald Sterling should have tried that one.
 
2014-05-13 07:55:19 PM  
There are many reasons to not watch SportsCenter but this is not one of them.
 
2014-05-13 08:06:16 PM  
Here's a really easy test to know whether somebody is a bigot. If they object to a drafted player kissing his girlfriend on camera because it promotes the heterosexual agenda as much as they object to a player kissing his boyfriend, they are not a bigot.

Otherwise, yeah, they're a bigot.

It's not complicated.
 
2014-05-13 08:07:21 PM  
img816.imageshack.us
 
2014-05-13 08:14:31 PM  
Boycott all you want, No1curr.

And it won't change a damn thing.
 
2014-05-13 08:22:25 PM  

Triumph: ITS CALLED PSYCHOLOGY .... and everyone just got taken to school

Lulz. Donald Sterling should have tried that one.


I thought Donald Sterling should have gone with the "just working through lines from an unpublished play/screenplay..." excuse
 
2014-05-13 08:31:37 PM  

SquiggsIN: He issued the statement that he was "testing responses to his homophobia" almost immediately... damage control or truth, i really don't care.


I''d believe his account was hacked before I believe this
 
2014-05-13 08:42:04 PM  
Psychology?
www.quickmeme.com
Or reverse psychology?
 
2014-05-13 08:46:36 PM  
I love the 'no, no, my gay friend had me do it as part of a study' backpedaling. Suuuuurrrrrrre he did, Marshall.
 
2014-05-13 08:48:00 PM  
Why didn't he just say his account was hacked if he wanted to "retract" what he said? Now he looks like a bigot and a lunatic.
/Asshole
 
2014-05-13 08:51:49 PM  
I'm surprised the dude wasn't too stoned to even notice.  Personally I didn't care for watching the kiss but I don't like watching the straight one's do it either.  Take that shiat into the kitchen or somewhere offline.
 
2014-05-13 08:52:53 PM  
I'm sure if my black friend asked me to tweet racist comments and then I explained it like this Henderson would be the first to come support me
 
2014-05-13 08:53:18 PM  
ITS CALLED PSYCHOLOGY .... and everyone just got taken to school

How exactly?  You made a homophobic statement and received an instant backlash for your bigotry.  Had you received a few thousand tweets of the "Hell yeah bro!  Stick it to the buttsecks promoters!" you'd be on to something.  Instead you were told to shut your fool mouth, so what did you prove?
 
2014-05-13 08:57:58 PM  

DubyaHater: Why didn't he just say his account was hacked if he wanted to "retract" what he said? Now he looks like a bigot and a lunatic.
/Asshole


I think he may be a lunatic, bigot and asshole. Speaking of dementia I wonder which scene had Sterling cringe more black Sam kissing his white Italian boyfriend or the WR the Packers drafted in the 2nd who is blacker than the ace of spades and was kissing his lilly white gf on camera?
 
2014-05-13 09:01:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-13 09:25:46 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x101]


To be fair, everybody loves White Girl Wednesday.
 
2014-05-13 09:27:42 PM  
I kinda hope Henderson somehow lands in the NBA, if only because (even ignoring this latest example) he's such a blatant asshole it's almost endearing.
 
2014-05-13 09:45:37 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x101]


...Wat?
 
2014-05-13 09:47:47 PM  

Trocadero: The Googles Do Nothing: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x101]

To be fair, everybody loves White Girl Wednesday.


Can confirm.

/gay man
//White Girl Wednesday is a key part of the gay agenda
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-05-13 10:20:37 PM  
Is that Florence's husband?
 
2014-05-13 10:21:55 PM  

jj325: I'm sure if my black friend asked me to tweet racist comments and then I explained it like this Henderson would be the first to come support me


He refers to himself as white, so he might not mind.  Did you assume he's black because he's a basketball player?
 
2014-05-13 11:15:36 PM  

A Fark Handle: Triumph: ITS CALLED PSYCHOLOGY .... and everyone just got taken to school

Lulz. Donald Sterling should have tried that one.

I thought Donald Sterling should have gone with the "just working through lines from an unpublished play/screenplay..." excuse


Who shall strike first?
Let me, and let this dagger's point prick out his soft eyeball and sup with glee upon its exquisite jelly.
Have you the stomach?
I have not killed him yet, sir, but when I do, I shall have the stomach and the liver, too, and the floppily-doppilies in their horrid glue.
What if a servant should hear us in our plotting?
Then shall we have servant sausages for tea. And servant rissoles shall our supper be.
 
2014-05-13 11:27:11 PM  
Even if he's telling the truth, what made him think this was a good idea?
 
2014-05-13 11:31:42 PM  
Meh, anyone else and I'd assume he's trying to backpedal his way out of shiat creek, but this is Marshall we're talking about. You can tell he's trolling because his lips are moving (figuratively).

This is who we're talking about:  http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1577836-marshall-henderson-the-bes t -pics-gifs-and-tweets-of-the-ole-miss-star
 
2014-05-13 11:32:32 PM  

Mentat: Even if he's telling the truth, what made him think this was a good idea?


The same thing that makes him attempt 50 three-pointers in an NCAA tournament game. Boy's a bit off his rocker.
 
2014-05-13 11:57:02 PM  
I don't know who that is, but he sounds like real prick.
 
2014-05-14 12:34:47 AM  

RoyHobbs22: DubyaHater: Why didn't he just say his account was hacked if he wanted to "retract" what he said? Now he looks like a bigot and a lunatic.
/Asshole

I think he may be a lunatic, bigot and asshole. Speaking of dementia I wonder which scene had Sterling cringe more black Sam kissing his white Italian boyfriend or the WR the Packers drafted in the 2nd who is blacker than the ace of spades and was kissing his lilly white gf on camera?


I really wish Anderson Cooper had decided to get trollish and ask him to weigh in on Michael Sam. It would have been one of the most glorious moments of lulz.
 
2014-05-14 01:25:55 AM  
I'm going to assume a talentless basketball player doesn't need to boycott sportscenter because they'll never show his  mediocrity anyway.
 
2014-05-14 03:39:47 AM  
He may have a point when he says everyone was taken to school, seeing that we all learned 2 things:

1) What a Marshall Henderson is;

2) Marshall Henderson is a farking moron.

Granted #2 is the only one of any real value..
 
2014-05-14 06:24:39 AM  
Why is anyone offended w Michael Sam?

That was nothing compared to the collective ESPN butt kissing of Johnny Manziel.
 
2014-05-14 07:19:58 AM  
Aren't most NBA teams on a "boycott" of Marshall Henderson?
 
2014-05-14 07:51:01 AM  
He should of gone with "my account was hacked"
 
2014-05-14 07:57:30 AM  
img.photobucket.com
Where all the white boys at?
 
2014-05-14 09:30:05 AM  
Is there something wrong with feeling a little uncomfortable when watching that kiss? It was a great moment, one the powers that be obviously knew would make a great photo opportunity, but I still felt a little uneasy watching it.

It was like seeing my parents kiss in front of me. At first it's like: "Come on you two. This is how my conception started. I don't need to see this." But then it's like: "Awwwwww.... LOVE...."

Basically, though, I just want to know if it makes me a bigot for not wanting to jerk off to two people kissing that weren't my parents... Or is there some kind of grey area for that?
 
2014-05-14 09:56:11 AM  

Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug: Is there something wrong with feeling a little uncomfortable when watching that kiss? It was a great moment, one the powers that be obviously knew would make a great photo opportunity, but I still felt a little uneasy watching it.

It was like seeing my parents kiss in front of me. At first it's like: "Come on you two. This is how my conception started. I don't need to see this." But then it's like: "Awwwwww.... LOVE...."

Basically, though, I just want to know if it makes me a bigot for not wanting to jerk off to two people kissing that weren't my parents... Or is there some kind of grey area for that?


I was uncomfortable seeing the kiss too, and I am very pro gay rights. The reason, I'm a flaming heterosexual and it just seems gross to me.
And before I get flamed consider this, that gross feeling I get is what convinced me to become pro gay rights. It's what convinced me that being gay is not a choice. There is just no way I could be attracted to another male, I am hard wired to enjoy the female form.
 
2014-05-14 09:58:02 AM  

Shame Us: Who the f*ck is Marshall Henderson?


An AW, apparently.
 
2014-05-14 10:23:23 AM  

cantsleep: Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug: Is there something wrong with feeling a little uncomfortable when watching that kiss? It was a great moment, one the powers that be obviously knew would make a great photo opportunity, but I still felt a little uneasy watching it.

It was like seeing my parents kiss in front of me. At first it's like: "Come on you two. This is how my conception started. I don't need to see this." But then it's like: "Awwwwww.... LOVE...."

Basically, though, I just want to know if it makes me a bigot for not wanting to jerk off to two people kissing that weren't my parents... Or is there some kind of grey area for that?

I was uncomfortable seeing the kiss too, and I am very pro gay rights. The reason, I'm a flaming heterosexual and it just seems gross to me.
And before I get flamed consider this, that gross feeling I get is what convinced me to become pro gay rights. It's what convinced me that being gay is not a choice. There is just no way I could be attracted to another male, I am hard wired to enjoy the female form.


CantSleep/Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug 'll eat me

<3 the ickyness thing goes away once you get used to it.  Wanting to jerk off after seeing too people kiss seems kind of pervy to me anyways. You guys sound A-OK to me.

Enjoy the approval of one homosexual on the internet. *pat on back*
 
2014-05-14 10:41:22 AM  
He shouldn't concern himself with boycotting SportsCenter.  He should be worried about SportsCenter boycotting him.
 
2014-05-14 11:09:29 AM  
B-b-b-but if he boycotts SportsCenter, he'll never find out WHO'S NOW!
 
2014-05-14 11:10:26 AM  

Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug: Basically, though, I just want to know if it makes me a bigot for not wanting to jerk off to two people kissing that weren't my parents...


Have you thought about why you chose "two people that weren't my parents" as the default descriptor of people whose kissing doesn't make you want to jerk off? I mean, I don't want to know why, and I don't think anyone else here does either, but it may be something you should consider.
 
2014-05-14 11:16:25 AM  

Huge Blue Anthropomorphic Jug: I just want to know if it makes me a bigot for not wanting to jerk off to two people kissing that weren't my parents.


I'd like to point out that there's some option out there that surely includes not jerking off and not being a bigot.


I think the "icky" feeling will end up going away with time, with more acceptance and displays like this becoming more commonplace.  I think that reaction, while not right, is understandable.  I think the bigger assholes to come out of this were the ones, upon seeing the Michael Sam stuff, asked the question, "what am I supposed to tell my kids?"  Really?  If that's the reaction you had then you've outed yourself as both an asshole, and shiatty parent.
 
2014-05-14 11:21:28 AM  
Jerking Off to Smooching is the name of my KISS homage band
 
2014-05-14 12:00:46 PM  
So, just to be clear, no one else rates their level of comfort like I do?

I hate this so much, I think I'm gonna throw up. Everyone involved should DIE. >>>>>>>>>>>> grey area <<<<<<<<<< I CAN JERK TO THIS!!!
 
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