Shakes999: Im not sure whats worse. That someone has already gone through this much trouble already or that Mel Kiper is furiously masturbating to this link as I type.
HaywoodJablonski: I don't see Philip Nelson of Rutgers. List is bullshiat
smd31: My predictions:Lots of over hyping of certain players while some players will get overlooked because reasons./But THAT guy right there is a football player!
TheRevHairless: HaywoodJablonski: I don't see Philip Nelson of Rutgers. List is bullshiatThe same Philip Nelson of Rutgers that was just arrested for assault?http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/05/11/former-gophers-qb-arrested- fo r-assault-in-mankato/
DubyaHater: How many more gheys will be drafted next year? We are on a slippery slope to homoeroticism in football. Next thing you know, men will be touching each other's read ends and showering together. Oh the humanity.
FrostyBarleyPop: And with the 22nd pick, the Cleveland Browns select the quarterback from ...
NewWorldDan: Other than the first 3 picks, was any mock draft even close to right? Granted, a lot of mock drafts did have the Vikings taking Bridgewater, just not at #32. I'm looking forward to Teddy putting up 2 seasons of failure under center before we move on to the next QB of the future.
mikaloyd: Does anyone else hope that, due to linking a 35 piece slide show, subby dies of extreme pain inflicted by the stings from an assortment of exotic insects and jellyfish? Because I do
bingethinker: What's fun is when they review the picks from three years ago, and you see how many first round picks were total flops, and how many fourth- or fifth-round picks turned out to be solid starters.It's so much more of a crap shoot than they want to admit.
FLMountainMan: Mariota's not gonna be a first-rounder. I think RGIII has soured teams on skinny running quarterbacks. Liked the five 'Noles in the first round, but I don't think that's gonna happen either.
Sinto: mikaloyd: Does anyone else hope that, due to linking a 35 piece slide show, subby dies of extreme pain inflicted by the stings from an assortment of exotic insects and jellyfish? Because I doRIght-- subby was standing there with a gun at your head, forcing you to click through each and every page, and all that time wasted during this torturous exercise was time you could have better spent finding a cure for cancer.
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