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(USA Today)   It's that delicious time of year again, National Burger Month. What do you like on YOUR burger?   (usatoday.com) divider line 38
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2014-05-13 02:33:30 PM
Lettuce, ketchup, mustard, mayo, occaisonally jalapeno.
 
2014-05-13 02:41:26 PM
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The best burgers that I have ever had were from Harmon's Hamburgers: Mustard, sweet relish, fried onions, steamed buns.

http://www.fromaway.com/reviews/falmouth-harmons-lunch
 
2014-05-13 02:50:48 PM
The article is all Vegas places, but you'll notice that they're all on the strip. Let me save y'all a few bucks...If you want a good burger in Vegas, go to Sammy's LA Style Pastrami (Flamingo & Decatur), and get a double pastrami burger and add a fried egg. It's about 12 bucks, but you won't need fries. You can thank me later.
 
2014-05-13 02:50:52 PM
I usually don't like burgers, but if need be, Stilton cheese is pretty amazing on a burger.
 
2014-05-13 02:50:57 PM
http://reggaeshackcafe.com/

Jerk!! Truly excellent burgers.
 
2014-05-13 02:56:28 PM
Lettuce, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, pickles, some mustard.  shiat.  My mouth is watering now.  Burgers for dinner.
 
2014-05-13 02:57:06 PM
Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and cheese.

As far as condiments go: ketchup, mustard and sometimes mayo.
 
2014-05-13 03:00:03 PM
i like a bison burger with lots of dill.

either that or a combination of chuck, brisket and short ribs.
 
2014-05-13 03:01:07 PM
Bacon
Pepper Jack Cheese
Lettuce
Mayonnaise
Ketchup
Onion

There should be no pickles anywhere in the vicinity. As in, not even on the side of the plate. The taint of pickle juice will ruin the experience and I will have no choice but to send the burger back.

Likewise, there should be no tomatoes anywhere near the burger. However, if a tomato slice or two has been laid at the side of the plate and is not actually upon the burger, that may still be acceptable. It depends upon the juiciness of the tomato, the leakiness of its juice, and the duration of its presence upon the plate.
 
2014-05-13 04:00:13 PM
Mayo and fresh-cracked pepper on the bottom, cheddar, jalapenos, tomato and Worcestershire sauce on the top.

/can't stand places that put toppings under the meat
//they're called toppings for a reason.
 
2014-05-13 04:33:29 PM
grilled onions, jalapenos, guacamole, pico de gallo, hot sauce
 
2014-05-13 04:38:35 PM
Depends on my mood. I tend to like cheese and bacon. Sometimes I'll go with ketchup and mustard, other times a more mayo-based sauce. Onion provides crunch and lettuce provides roughage.
 
2014-05-13 04:51:09 PM
Yummy.
 
2014-05-13 04:52:50 PM
Triple, grilled onions, grilled hot peppers, american cheese, ketchup and mayo on an onion roll.

Oh, wait, Krazy Jim's Blimpy Burger closed.

Never mind.
 
2014-05-13 05:42:40 PM
Le Tub in Hollywood Florida has an amazing burger.
 
2014-05-13 05:43:48 PM
Peanut butter and jelly, a fried egg, then the whole thing dipped in batter and deep fried, wrapped in a refried bean smothered burrito wrap which is then slowly boiled into a foam which I have injected into my neck.
 
2014-05-13 05:56:37 PM
Ketchup, pickes and potato chips. Unless you want to get into the whole bacon cheeseburger thing. Because that's a different story.
 
2014-05-13 06:20:17 PM
In before...i116.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-13 06:32:50 PM
Charbroiled or cooked over fire.
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion (sweet)
sharp cheddar cheese
thick sliced maple, applewood or mesquite bacon
poppy seed or sesame seed bun
pickles if Im in the mood.
 
2014-05-13 06:37:18 PM
Mayonnaise and fresh-ground black pepper on the bottom bun.  Seriously, try it.

/must be on the bottom bun so the juices from the burger mingle.
//also fond of onions and/or mushrooms sauteed in bourbon as a topping.
 
2014-05-13 06:38:16 PM

timharrod: In before...[i116.photobucket.com image 800x600]


That just... doesn't look good. I mean, the fries do, but...
 
2014-05-13 06:42:26 PM
Cheddar Cheese
Onion
Cucumber chips
Mustard
Miracle Whip
Onion Bun
 
2014-05-13 07:20:11 PM
sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-05-13 07:25:04 PM

question_dj: Lettuce, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, pickles, some mustard.  shiat.  My mouth is watering now.  Burgers for dinner.


You started out strong, then went horrifically wrong.
 
2014-05-13 07:33:02 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: question_dj: Lettuce, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, pickles, some mustard.  shiat.  My mouth is watering now.  Burgers for dinner.

You started out strong, then went horrifically wrong.


Oh, you're absolutely right.  I forgot bacon.
 
2014-05-13 07:46:20 PM

question_dj: demaL-demaL-yeH: question_dj: Lettuce, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, pickles, some mustard.  shiat.  My mouth is watering now.  Burgers for dinner.

You started out strong, then went horrifically wrong.

Oh, you're absolutely right.  I forgot bacon.


*changes vote to giant douche column*
 
2014-05-13 07:59:45 PM
Grilled sweet vidalia onions
sharp cheddar cheese
crispy bacon
ketchup
mayo
lettuce
thin sliced tomatoes
 
2014-05-13 08:00:32 PM
1/2 pound of 80/20 Ground Chuck, Charcoal Grilled Medium-Rare
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
Blue Cheese
Pepper Bacon
Toasted Sesame Seed Bun
Mayo
Mustard
Defibrillator...
 
2014-05-13 08:48:50 PM
if you're buying take-out, the best burger (that's not In-N-Out) is SmashBurger. by far.
 
2014-05-13 11:16:10 PM
Salt, pepper, havarti, mayonnaise.  Burger must be chuck, medium rare.  No bun.  Bacon on the side.
 
2014-05-13 11:19:33 PM
Patty grilled medium, bacon, avocado, onion rings, tomato, ketchup, very light mayo and BBQ sauce, grilled buns.
Lettuce is for rabbits.
Pickles are for girls.
Mustard is gross.
 
2014-05-13 11:22:26 PM
Gator Que. from gatorhammock.com

/never trust a skinny chef
 
2014-05-13 11:44:16 PM
Sometimes I want it relatively plain and just have mayo and sliced tomato.

Sometimes I want to turn it up a notich and in addition to the sliced tomato I want sliced mushrooms sauteed in garlic butter & a slice of swiss cheese
 
2014-05-13 11:53:41 PM
I want the Wendy's redhead on my burger.

In reality, ketchup, pickle, onion. I'll add on lettuce and tomato if I'm going to go all out on a burger. Medium rare.

/pink in the middle
//juicy
///giggity
 
2014-05-14 08:56:47 AM
A better question would have been what kind of burger do I like on my stack of pickles.
 
2014-05-14 03:04:04 PM
Two 1/3 pound patties, onion rings, cheese, pastrami, a fried egg, and bacon. It's the main thing that makes the trek to Indianapolis bearable.
 
2014-05-14 07:50:16 PM

jim32rr: [sp2.yimg.com image 170x170]


Do you have the original of that?

/crotch flash mix-up
 
2014-05-15 01:24:32 AM

make me some tea: timharrod: In before...[i116.photobucket.com image 800x600]

That just... doesn't look good. I mean, the fries do, but...


Trust me, it's damn good.  If you are ever near a Five Guys, get a bacon cheese burger "all the way".  You'll thank me.
 
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