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(Right Wing Watch)   Can a stopped watch be half right twice a day? Pat Robertson denies young earth creationism   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 19
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2014-05-13 05:29:20 PM  
3 votes:

meat0918: Flappyhead: meat0918: He's been hammering on this lately, probably because the Creationism malarkey is harming his bottom line and pushing people out of the Christian flock.  I mean, Christian opposition to gay marriage is probably a way bigger factor, but he can't go on about letting two people love each other regardless of their gender/sex, as it would cause him to lose more money.

If Creationism was drawing in more dough for him, he'd be singing it's praises.

//He's a businessman first, preacher second.

I'm just waiting for the first mega-church leader to come out with the "Pat Robertson is not a true Christian." bit.  Then we can make some popcorn, put some brews on ice and watch the giant shiatstorm unfold before us.

Ken Ham has already called Pat " misinformed and deceived ", back in February.


Wonder who 'misinformed and deceived' Pat?  Who was it?  Who could it possibly be?

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2014-05-13 05:49:31 PM  
2 votes:
I will be the devil's advocate. (why me lord?) maybe there was this one lonely neuron. and before it gave into the ravages of senior dementia, like all before it, it fired off one cognizant thought, just to, well, say goodbye.
2014-05-13 03:27:07 PM  
2 votes:
Well duh, it takes a long time to create blood diamonds.
2014-05-14 09:23:10 AM  
1 votes:

isntthatamusing: Joke all you want but when you have lava flowing out from what used to be your eyeballs for the rest of eternity, I'll the one who will be laughing.


careful, if you make fun of the misfortune of others, two she bears may tear you apart.
2014-05-14 07:45:19 AM  
1 votes:

isntthatamusing: Joke all you want but when you have lava flowing out from what used to be your eyeballs for the rest of eternity, I'll the one who will be laughing.


not sure laughing at the misery will keep your eyeballs cool
2014-05-14 04:52:47 AM  
1 votes:

isntthatamusing: Joke all you want but when you have lava flowing out from what used to be your eyeballs for the rest of eternity, I'll the one who will be laughing.


I'm glad that your version of heaven is some place where you take joy in those less fortunate than you. It's really a rather disturbing mind set.
2014-05-13 06:48:55 PM  
1 votes:
To quote Stevie Wonder, "I never saw that coming."

/aisle seat please
2014-05-13 06:38:14 PM  
1 votes:

meat0918: He's been hammering on this lately, probably because the Creationism malarkey is harming his bottom line and pushing people out of the Christian flock.  I mean, Christian opposition to gay marriage is probably a way bigger factor, but he can't go on about letting two people love each other regardless of their gender/sex, as it would cause him to lose more money.

If Creationism was drawing in more dough for him, he'd be singing it's praises.

//He's a businessman first, preacher second.


But that makes sense, because God works through market forces. Individual people can't perceive what is good, but the market combines their power and reveals what is good by showing what is profitable. The invisible hand ensures that nothing bad continues for long and only good things, profitable things, remain. So if he si a man of God, he will follow the markets to what is moral and ethical and important.
2014-05-13 06:21:30 PM  
1 votes:

Ishkur: chitownmike: so you can't even finish a sentence before responding?

???


The sentence you responded to regarding the outrage at those other groups. How do you remember to breathe?
2014-05-13 06:10:50 PM  
1 votes:

Damnhippyfreak: Prophet of Loss: Very few Christians are actually "Young Earth Creationists". They are just a convenient strawman for Atheists to burn.


Don't be too sure about that...

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60% literally believe in the flood?  What the fark
2014-05-13 06:07:08 PM  
1 votes:

SewerSquirrels: Prophet of Loss: Very few Christians are actually "Young Earth Creationists". They are just a convenient strawman for Atheists to burn.

If only that were true. I went to a family reunion in south western Kansas and discovered to my surprise that I was surrounded by them. They were all looking at me like I was a moron. This was over 30 years ago


Unpossible. The magical Sky Daddy only made the earth 26 years ago. Everything older than 26 was planted by the debbil to fool you.

/and everything female and under 26 was also planted by the debbil
2014-05-13 05:51:14 PM  
1 votes:

Prophet of Loss: Very few Christians are actually "Young Earth Creationists". They are just a convenient strawman for Atheists to burn.


If by "convenient strawman" you mean a terrifyingly influential vocal minority who managed to get in to places which matter, such as the House science committee, then sure.
2014-05-13 05:43:50 PM  
1 votes:
"Can a stopped watch be half right twice a day? " not if it is digital
2014-05-13 05:43:11 PM  
1 votes:

Prophet of Loss: Very few Christians are actually "Young Earth Creationists". They are just a convenient strawman for Atheists thinking people to burn.

2014-05-13 05:42:06 PM  
1 votes:
Man, I haven't seen this big a move in fundamentalist acknowledgment of obvious reality since they decided to drop Flat Earthism. What's next? Admitting that Jesus was just, like, this guy, y'know?
2014-05-13 05:30:30 PM  
1 votes:

PluckYew: Deaf, dumb AND blind, so just like Ann Frank.  Tommy



FTFY.
2014-05-13 05:29:34 PM  
1 votes:

meat0918: Flappyhead: meat0918: He's been hammering on this lately, probably because the Creationism malarkey is harming his bottom line and pushing people out of the Christian flock.  I mean, Christian opposition to gay marriage is probably a way bigger factor, but he can't go on about letting two people love each other regardless of their gender/sex, as it would cause him to lose more money.

If Creationism was drawing in more dough for him, he'd be singing it's praises.

//He's a businessman first, preacher second.

I'm just waiting for the first mega-church leader to come out with the "Pat Robertson is not a true Christian." bit.  Then we can make some popcorn, put some brews on ice and watch the giant shiatstorm unfold before us.

Ken Ham has already called Pat " misinformed and deceived ", back in February.


That's the cauldron calling the kettle black and made of metal.
2014-05-13 05:25:02 PM  
1 votes:
Deaf, dumb AND blind, so just like Ann Frank.
2014-05-13 05:24:41 PM  
1 votes:

meat0918: He's been hammering on this lately, probably because the Creationism malarkey is harming his bottom line and pushing people out of the Christian flock.  I mean, Christian opposition to gay marriage is probably a way bigger factor, but he can't go on about letting two people love each other regardless of their gender/sex, as it would cause him to lose more money.

If Creationism was drawing in more dough for him, he'd be singing it's praises.

//He's a businessman first, preacher second.


I'm just waiting for the first mega-church leader to come out with the "Pat Robertson is not a true Christian." bit.  Then we can make some popcorn, put some brews on ice and watch the giant shiatstorm unfold before us.
 
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