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2014-05-13 01:53:49 PM
sounds like it's the dads' problem, not hers.
 
2014-05-13 01:58:40 PM
Google cache, cuz her blog entry is farkied.

Titled "F*ck the Patriarchy"

Here are the photos which we may glean much from:

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2014-05-13 01:58:55 PM
In her post, Clare asks the Richmond Homeschool Prom to "refund my group as they verbally promised to do, and issue an apology for kicking me out of my senior prom because their husbands felt as though my body was something they had a right to control."

Well, you're going to a religious prom. Of course they think they have the right to control your body.
 
2014-05-13 02:00:20 PM

what_now: Well, you're going to a religious prom. Of course they think they have the right to control your body.


sadly, this.
 
2014-05-13 02:00:47 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Google cache, cuz her blog entry is farkied.

Titled "F*ck the Patriarchy"

Here are the photos which we may glean much from:



She has bad taste in music and took a Redditor to the prom.
 
2014-05-13 02:08:27 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Google cache, cuz her blog entry is farkied.

Titled "F*ck the Patriarchy"

Here are the photos which we may glean much from:

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That's not a "sexy" dress at all, that's practically understated. But since we're talking about crazy sex-starved Christian homeschoolers, I think sense is out the window.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-13 02:10:26 PM
homeschool prom

I think I see the problem here.
 
2014-05-13 02:11:00 PM
If you are home-schooled and don't think that they have control over your body then you failed homeschooling and shouldn't be at the prom.
 
2014-05-13 02:15:08 PM

what_now: Well, you're going to a religious prom. Of course they think they have the right to control your body.


Wait a minute. Are you telling me that you think the Women's History portion of the homeschool program is a little light?
 
2014-05-13 02:16:47 PM
She's not at all ugly, but if she was the most salacious, scandalous wench there, the rest of the prom attendees must have been fuggos in burkas.
 
2014-05-13 02:27:27 PM
The world is threatened by pretty, young women.
 
2014-05-13 02:30:02 PM
"I'm not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager,"

No pictures of said "big ass"? For shame, Fark. For shame.
 
2014-05-13 02:32:09 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: "I'm not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager,"

No pictures of said "big ass"? For shame, Fark. For shame.


Her blog is all we have. I suppose you could go stalk the 17 year old on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or Reddit or something?
 
2014-05-13 02:34:47 PM
Jealous wife-like complaint detected.
 
2014-05-13 02:35:36 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: No pictures of said "big ass"? For shame, Fark. For shame.


17.....she's 17.
 
2014-05-13 02:35:52 PM
So basically the dads were acting just like the Taliban. How utterly unsurprising.
 
2014-05-13 02:36:37 PM
When my son was dating some hot high school girls I had to high-five him and push it out of my mind with the following concept:

i709.photobucket.com
 
wee [TotalFark]
2014-05-13 02:36:56 PM
Oh look, the Taliban is alive and well in the U.S...
 
2014-05-13 02:39:13 PM
We don't actually know if it was the dads being creepy as fark or the female chaperone making it up to cause a scene.

Either way most of the people involved should just be drone striked.
 
2014-05-13 02:45:32 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Google cache, cuz her blog entry is farkied.


Homeshooler needs to learn proper use of "then" and than."

/pet peeve
 
2014-05-13 02:48:06 PM
...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?
 
2014-05-13 02:58:48 PM
Homeschool prom? Was it her own dad lusting after her?
 
2014-05-13 02:59:08 PM

Earguy: ...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?


Probably a contributing factor.
 
2014-05-13 03:00:01 PM

Earguy: ...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?


Or is just a complete bullshiat story to get attention/clicks to her blog.

/meh,
 
2014-05-13 03:00:44 PM
* has sneaking suspicion that no dads complained and that this was just an excuse for mothers to get her kicked out.
 
2014-05-13 03:00:54 PM

Earguy: ...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?


Yes.

If they weren't xenophobic psychopaths they wouldn't be homeschoolers.
 
2014-05-13 03:01:26 PM

wee: Oh look, the Taliban is alive and well in the U.S...


Taliban is so 2004... it's all Boko Haram now... just wanting to control women's options is now a moderate position.  The new hotness is abducting them and keeping them in actual slavery.
 
2014-05-13 03:01:30 PM

R.A.Danny: The world is threatened by pretty, young women.


We should wrap them in a burka. This message sponsored by the American Taliban
 
2014-05-13 03:01:41 PM

Earguy: ...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZDtPVzOwA
 
2014-05-13 03:01:50 PM
I see Earguy beat me to the "miscegenation" question.

/ she has a nice smile
// either of my sons should be so lucky
 
2014-05-13 03:02:28 PM
Never trust a big butt and a smile!
 
2014-05-13 03:02:48 PM

Rev.K: Sin_City_Superhero: No pictures of said "big ass"? For shame, Fark. For shame.

17.....she's 17.


So?

age of consent 16 (30): Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia
age of consent 17 (9): Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, Texas, Wyoming
age of consent 18 (11): Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin,1


I'd hit it if she promised not to talk before or during.
 
2014-05-13 03:03:22 PM
In other news religious people continue to be crazy.
 
2014-05-13 03:03:24 PM

Earguy: ...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?


Unlikely...It says right there in the article that she was homeboy schooled at the prom. Wait, no, I read it wrong. Nevermind.
 
2014-05-13 03:03:47 PM

Earguy: ...and any chance this actually has to do with the chaperones' disapproving of her black boyfriend?


I think if they had a problem with that, they would have said so. It's not like these are polite people or something.
 
2014-05-13 03:03:54 PM
Did the dads want to sell her on the market...by Allah?
 
2014-05-13 03:04:15 PM
Meh. Too old...........

/joking
 
2014-05-13 03:04:17 PM

vpb: homeschool prom

I think I see the problem here.


This.
 
2014-05-13 03:04:18 PM

R.A.Danny: The world is threatened by pretty, young women.


I recommend we surrender immediately.
 
2014-05-13 03:04:21 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: wee: Oh look, the Taliban is alive and well in the U.S...

Taliban is so 2004... it's all Boko Haram now... just wanting to control women's options is now a moderate position.  The new hotness is abducting them and keeping them in actual slavery.


And force conveying them to Islam (if that's even a possible thing...)
 
2014-05-13 03:04:45 PM
Sound like an interracial date pushed them. Oh homeschoolers....
 
2014-05-13 03:05:05 PM
Homeschool prom?Is that where your brother-dad fingers you out behind the chicken coop?
 
2014-05-13 03:05:37 PM

jst3p: Rev.K: Sin_City_Superhero: No pictures of said "big ass"? For shame, Fark. For shame.

17.....she's 17.

So?

age of consent 16 (30): Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, West Virginia
age of consent 17 (9): Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, Texas, Wyoming
age of consent 18 (11): Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin,1


I'd hit it if she promised not to talk before or during.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-knows-unsettling-amount-about-na t ionwide-ageof,3716/
 
2014-05-13 03:05:52 PM
She has stubby little fingers. I'll be she can barely wrap them around a baseball bat or a broom handle.
 
2014-05-13 03:06:10 PM
"Fingertip-length" is a bullshiat metric. My fingers touch my knees. This mutant is trying to take advantage of the system. If she had no hands could she go naked?
 
2014-05-13 03:06:22 PM

Hoblit: * has sneaking suspicion that no dads complained and that this was just an excuse for mothers to get her kicked out.


And this.  If anything, the mom's heard the dads make some snide comments ("oh, what I'd be to be a 17 year old here and get in her pants", etc) and she got offended by that.
 
2014-05-13 03:06:49 PM
TL;DR Version:

Homeschool Prom

Pretty much all you need to know.
 
2014-05-13 03:06:51 PM

R.A.Danny: The world is threatened by pretty, young women.


So why'd they have a problem with her?
 
2014-05-13 03:06:58 PM

PapaChester: Sound like an interracial date pushed them. Oh homeschoolers....


It was definitely more about the black guy than her average dress.
 
2014-05-13 03:06:59 PM

Rev.K: Sin_City_Superhero: No pictures of said "big ass"? For shame, Fark. For shame.

17.....she's 17.


www.soundstagedirect.com
 
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