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(MLive.com)   Guy and girlfriend try to rob gas station using a pair of pliers. Then it gets stupid   (mlive.com) divider line 28
    More: Stupid, Ann Arbor, gas stations, Frederick Coble, girlfriend, Washtenaw County  
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2014-05-13 03:12:04 PM
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2014-05-13 03:16:03 PM
DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!
 
2014-05-13 03:16:49 PM
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Quick, grab the loot while he's picking bananas out of his nose.
 
2014-05-13 03:43:07 PM
They forgot to bring the blowtorch. Amateurs.
 
2014-05-13 03:47:25 PM
Doh.
 
2014-05-13 04:47:58 PM
Guy and girlfriend try to rob gas station using a pair of pliers. Then it gets stupid

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These are not the faces of smart.
 
2014-05-13 04:48:02 PM

A few days later, officers on patrol arrested Coble riding a bike in Ann Arbor after recognizing him from the security video. Coble asked if he could take the bike back to his girlfriend before he was arrested, police said. Officers came with him and recognized Borcea from the surveillance video. She was also arrested.


Near-lethal stupidity or a clever ruse to ensure he didn't rat her out directly?
 
2014-05-13 04:48:13 PM
"Hand over all the money, or I'll give you a purple nurple you'll never forget!"
 
2014-05-13 04:48:27 PM
While attempting to defend himself, the clerk flipped Coble, who was knocked unconscious when his head hit the floor, police said.

Clerk:

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2014-05-13 04:50:21 PM
Pliers... really? Could not even get some channel locks.

Aggravated assault with a pinchy weapon?
 
2014-05-13 04:54:52 PM
Perps?
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2014-05-13 04:55:56 PM
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2014-05-13 04:59:11 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!


Holy Hell!! a Firesign reference. Color me pleasantly surprised!!
 
2014-05-13 05:00:42 PM
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What the little guy needs is money ... what the big guy needs is a 2x4 upside his head, that's what he needs.
 
2014-05-13 05:03:20 PM
The entire episode was caught on video and the suspects later confessed, police said.

Whar is video whar!
 
2014-05-13 05:03:47 PM
More sad then stupid. I mean, it's supid, but it's sadder than it is stupid.
 
2014-05-13 05:08:01 PM

dixchigme: MaudlinMutantMollusk: DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!

Holy Hell!! a Firesign reference. Color me pleasantly surprised!!


I think we're all bozos on this bus.
 
2014-05-13 05:19:08 PM
Knucklehead walks into a gas station with a pair of pliers! Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a farking pair of pliers. Cleans the place out, doesn't even lift a farking finger.

Did they hurt the little girl?

I don't know, there probably never was a little girl in the first place. The point of the story isn't the little girl, the point of the story is, they robbed a gas station with a pair of pliers.
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2014-05-13 05:19:29 PM

Sass-O-Rev: dixchigme: MaudlinMutantMollusk: DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!

Holy Hell!! a Firesign reference. Color me pleasantly surprised!!

I think we're all bozos on this bus.


He's no fun, he fell right over.
 
2014-05-13 05:23:54 PM

Fun Razor: Sass-O-Rev: dixchigme: MaudlinMutantMollusk: DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!

Holy Hell!! a Firesign reference. Color me pleasantly surprised!!

I think we're all bozos on this bus.

He's no fun, he fell right over.


You haven't seen the last of me, Danger!  No, but the first of you turns my stomach.
 
2014-05-13 05:27:36 PM
I know a woman who talked her alcoholic idiot boyfriend into robbing the place she used to work at with a BB gun. They both got caught immediately. He was deported and she went to prison. I'm not sure what inspired her to do that, but karma has a tendency to bite.
 
2014-05-13 05:31:59 PM
Were their names Jack and Diane?

/dnrtfa
 
2014-05-13 06:01:07 PM
Did he threaten to remove some guy's nuts?
 
2014-05-13 06:44:04 PM

Bob The Nob: Fun Razor: Sass-O-Rev: dixchigme: MaudlinMutantMollusk: DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!

Holy Hell!! a Firesign reference. Color me pleasantly surprised!!

I think we're all bozos on this bus.

He's no fun, he fell right over.

You haven't seen the last of me, Danger!  No, but the first of you turns my stomach.


Before the beginning, there was a turtle.
 
2014-05-13 06:50:45 PM

jsherp1: Bob The Nob: Fun Razor: Sass-O-Rev: dixchigme: MaudlinMutantMollusk: DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF!

Holy Hell!! a Firesign reference. Color me pleasantly surprised!!

I think we're all bozos on this bus.

He's no fun, he fell right over.

You haven't seen the last of me, Danger!  No, but the first of you turns my stomach.

Before the beginning, there was a turtle.


Forward! Into the past!
 
2014-05-13 06:51:40 PM
Well it IS ann arbor, you expected a gun?
 
2014-05-13 08:01:34 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Pliers... really? Could not even get some channel locks.

Aggravated assault with a pinchy weapon?


Nice!
I made a snarfally noise and lost about a tablespoon of beer out of my mouth before I regained voluntary control of my bodily functions.


Can someone tell me why they are being held on $250k bail? This is a case of premeditated idiocy, I hardly doubt they are dangerous. Even if they had priors, it makes no sense. I've seen people bailed on assault charges (in posted news articles) for 1/100th of that when people were actually hurt.
Aren't these the ones you want to jump bail and leave town?
 
2014-05-13 08:23:05 PM
A gun is just a tool. If someone wants to rob a gas station they'll do it whether they have a gun or not.

/of course, it's better if they don't have a gun.
 
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