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(Metro)   Man this calamari sure tastes rubbery   (metro.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-05-13 01:33:58 PM  
And just when you think it can't get any worse:

Events took another bizarre twist when the owner of the restaurant in Anhui province, China, grabbed the condom and swallowed it.
 
2014-05-13 01:45:05 PM  
Man in Chinese restaurant: Waiter, this chicken is rubbery.
Waiter: Oh! So bery grad you rike it!
 
2014-05-13 02:32:31 PM  
Oh........dear.
 
2014-05-13 02:42:05 PM  
i thought this was going to be about how folks are masquerading pig anuses as calamari.

a condom might be more disturbing
 
2014-05-13 02:42:54 PM  
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2014-05-13 02:43:14 PM  
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2014-05-13 02:43:17 PM  
Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.
 
2014-05-13 02:43:27 PM  
As if you've never had a condom in your mouth.
 
2014-05-13 02:43:39 PM  
Ribbed for your pleasure.
 
2014-05-13 02:46:06 PM  
Events took another bizarre twist when the owner of the restaurant in Anhui province, China, grabbed the condom and swallowed it.

You're doing it wrong.
 
2014-05-13 02:46:11 PM  
So, it's another long, slimy, sometimes curved thing in your mouth, deal with it.
/Eww
 
2014-05-13 02:47:49 PM  
Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber

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2014-05-13 02:49:23 PM  
Could have been worse......


It could have been assholes.
 
2014-05-13 02:53:12 PM  
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2014-05-13 02:54:01 PM  
You rike the flied lice?
 
2014-05-13 02:54:07 PM  

NutWrench: And just when you think it can't get any worse:

Events took another bizarre twist when the owner of the restaurant in Anhui province, China, grabbed the condom and swallowed it.


It probably had sriracha on it.
 
2014-05-13 02:54:08 PM  

NutWrench: And just when you think it can't get any worse:

Events took another bizarre twist when the owner of the restaurant in Anhui province, China, grabbed the condom and swallowed it.


How did that factoid not make it into the fark headline
 
2014-05-13 02:59:32 PM  
Came for the latex calimari ...stayed for springy unrolls.
 
2014-05-13 03:01:16 PM  

wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.


Wait, what?!
 
2014-05-13 03:02:49 PM  
I didn't know you can make calamari from whitefish.
 
2014-05-13 03:10:44 PM  

MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!


A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.
 
2014-05-13 03:16:28 PM  

A Terrible Human: MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!

A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.


It's been debunked my multiple sources, just shut up about it
 
2014-05-13 03:18:12 PM  

A Terrible Human: MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!

A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.


Sorry but there's no way. That can't possibly be legal.
 
2014-05-13 03:18:22 PM  
She said it tasted, "lubbely."
 
2014-05-13 03:18:44 PM  
More like polymari, amirite?!!

Hah!
Hah!

Anyone?
 
2014-05-13 03:19:31 PM  

chitownmike: A Terrible Human: MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!

A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.

It's been debunked my multiple sources, just shut up about it


I doubt that pig rectum would be substituted for squid in a restaurant in China.

It's already on the menu, and the price is five times higher than the "calamari."
 
2014-05-13 03:24:01 PM  

Twist2005: A Terrible Human: MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!

A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.

Sorry but there's no way. That can't possibly be legal.


Or affordable. You'd get a lot more rings from a single squid than slaughtering and acquiring 7 pig's assholes for a serving of calamari.
 
2014-05-13 03:34:10 PM  

Twist2005: A Terrible Human: MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!

A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.

Sorry but there's no way. That can't possibly be legal.


Ever try "Krab" sushi?

The pig butt stuff is sold as Kalimari.

/Kali Mari Shakti de!
 
2014-05-13 03:36:09 PM  
It's just a case of mistaken identity.

"That's not calamari, it's just a Coney Island Whitefish"

Problem solved.
 
2014-05-13 03:55:50 PM  

MooseBayou: You rike the flied lice?


It's fried rice, you plick.
 
2014-05-13 03:55:58 PM  
This was a perfectly good condom chewing threading and I ruined. Sorry everyone.
 
2014-05-13 03:56:43 PM  
Soup special was Cream of Sum Jung Gai
 
2014-05-13 03:58:07 PM  
The episode is called "Doppelgängers" and is more of a quite possible than a slam-dunk confirmation:

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgan ge rs
 
2014-05-13 04:52:21 PM  
How is this possible?  What would happen to the condom after being swallowed.... Would stomach acids break it down, or would it be pooped out, or would it just remain inside forever?  I simply have to know.
 
2014-05-13 05:18:33 PM  

TreeHugger: How is this possible?  What would happen to the condom after being swallowed.... Would stomach acids break it down, or would it be pooped out, or would it just remain inside forever?  I simply have to know.


I want to imagine it would be something like this:

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-05-13 05:18:49 PM  
Did it get dumped in anyone's head?
 
2014-05-13 05:42:37 PM  
ah so they went with the gaffigan recipe for calamari.
 
2014-05-13 06:06:50 PM  

A Terrible Human: MagSeven: wildcardjack: Because someone was practicing safe sex when farking that pig.

Srsly, calamari from bung. NPR tackled the topic.

Wait, what?!

A lot of calamari in restaurants is just fried pig asshole.



Tastes like it too.
 
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