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(CBS DC) NewsFlash Gunman rams dumptruck into Baltimore's ABC affiliate, is currently making programming changes inside   (washington.cbslocal.com) divider line 428
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2014-05-13 12:57:51 PM  
[Insert Clever Pun About Trash Programming].
 
2014-05-13 12:58:20 PM  
Inb4 gun grabbers
 
2014-05-13 12:58:22 PM  
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
 
2014-05-13 12:58:46 PM  
Live feed from WJZ-TV, Baltimore: http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/live-video/
 
2014-05-13 12:59:11 PM  
Geez...someone's pissed that Agents of SHIELD was picked up for another year.

Unless he's revolting about biatch in Apartment 23...and if that's the case, rage on.
 
2014-05-13 12:59:27 PM  
Someone is upset about not making the cut for The Bachelorette
 
2014-05-13 12:59:37 PM  
In before race baiting.
 
2014-05-13 12:59:50 PM  

FinFangFark: Geez...someone's pissed that Agents of SHIELD was picked up for another year.

Unless he's revolting about biatch in Apartment 23...and if that's the case, rage on.


I thought this was about Trophy Wife getting the axe.
 
2014-05-13 01:00:11 PM  
At least so far it's not like Oklahoma City or Iraq where the truck would've been loaded with explosives.  Still not a good situation but it could be much worse.
 
2014-05-13 01:00:12 PM  
Inb4 gun fetishists. Aw, too late.
 
2014-05-13 01:00:23 PM  
Closing out some contracts, I see.
 
2014-05-13 01:00:36 PM  
Here we go again...
 
2014-05-13 01:01:08 PM  
Is he releasing rats filled with peanut butter and gasoline?
 
2014-05-13 01:01:34 PM  
Can we run The Wire 24/7?
 
2014-05-13 01:01:42 PM  
Farking hell, why couldn't not be Fox.
 
2014-05-13 01:01:44 PM  

FinFangFark: Geez...someone's pissed that Agents of SHIELD was picked up for another year.

Unless he's revolting about biatch in Apartment 23...and if that's the case, rage on.


Hail Hydra?
 
2014-05-13 01:01:51 PM  
And you can take your non compete clause and shove it right up my dump truck's exhaust pipe.
 
2014-05-13 01:02:01 PM  

radiofreewill: Live feed from WJZ-TV, Baltimore: http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/live-video/


D'oh!  Scooped by a rival station.
 
2014-05-13 01:02:17 PM  
Don't you ever ram my station like I'm Montel Williams!
 
2014-05-13 01:02:34 PM  
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I found a picture of the suspect
 
2014-05-13 01:02:36 PM  
Someone was pissed about the weather forecast.
 
2014-05-13 01:02:48 PM  
Dude, I hated the Once Upon a Time finale, too, but you've got to let it go.
 
2014-05-13 01:02:57 PM  

mr.Curmudgeon: Inb4 gun fetishists. Aw, too late.


What's a gun fetishist?
 
2014-05-13 01:03:00 PM  

syrynxx: At least so far it's not like Oklahoma City or Iraq where the truck would've been loaded with explosives.  Still not a good situation but it could be much worse.


If they really have accounted for all station employees that's great news.
 
2014-05-13 01:03:04 PM  
Garbage in, garbage out.
 
2014-05-13 01:03:13 PM  
Didn't Weird Al Yankovich do this in the 80s?

/the safe answer to that question is probably "yes" regardless
 
2014-05-13 01:03:14 PM  
If it gets them to cancel Dancing With the Stars.
 
2014-05-13 01:03:23 PM  
Again and again.
 
2014-05-13 01:03:24 PM  
Where does one steal a dump truck?
Did he wait for the trash guys to get out to throw trash in the back and then jumped in and took off?
How does this happen?
 
2014-05-13 01:03:26 PM  
Was he there earlier promising he'll be back?
 
2014-05-13 01:03:33 PM  
Somebody is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore.
 
2014-05-13 01:03:39 PM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Here we go again...


He apparently let everyone evacuate and everyone is accounted for........  Sorry gun grabbers you don't get to reset the counter yet
 
2014-05-13 01:03:52 PM  
He will boldly start the revolution that finally takes down Obama from the TV station he's seized(because anyone still watches local broadcast tv).
 
2014-05-13 01:03:55 PM  
This guy is going to miss the season finale of NCIS!  What was he thinking?
 
2014-05-13 01:03:56 PM  
What does it say about me that when I saw ABC I started trying to fugue out how he was gonna change the program on a bottle of hooch?
 
2014-05-13 01:04:01 PM  

CJHardin: Farking hell, why couldn't not be Fox.


No kidding, I just saw next season's lineup... they're still airing Glee and American Idol? Who watches that shiat?
 
2014-05-13 01:04:12 PM  
"I have some hostages, and they are tied up in a sack at the top of a flag pole. I'm going to blow them up at midnight, unless I get these three demands: ONE! I want a million dollars! TWO: I want a getaway car waiting for me! and THREE: I want the letter 'M' stricken from the English language." See, you have to make ONE crazy demand, so if they catch you, you can plead insanity. Heh, heh, "getaway car."  - Steve Martin
 
2014-05-13 01:04:13 PM  
WE TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DIDN'T BRING BACK FIREFLY!!!  NOW ALL NETWORKS ARE ON NOTICE!!
 
2014-05-13 01:04:20 PM  
That guy finally got the time to watch Lost and finished late last night.
 
2014-05-13 01:04:22 PM  

Frank N Stein: mr.Curmudgeon: Inb4 gun fetishists. Aw, too late.

What's a gun fetishist?


Someone who gets off by sticking their pencil dick down the barrel of a .22 rifle.
 
2014-05-13 01:04:42 PM  
Amendment of peace strikes again.
 
2014-05-13 01:05:10 PM  

rugman11: Dude, I hated the Once Upon a Time finale, too, but you've got to let it go.


sees what you did there
 
2014-05-13 01:05:15 PM  

blatz514: Someone was pissed about the weather forecast.


Let's hope it doesn't end like that "Talk Radio" film for the weather bunny.
 
2014-05-13 01:05:33 PM  

GalFriday: Where does one steal a dump truck?
Did he wait for the trash guys to get out to throw trash in the back and then jumped in and took off?
How does this happen?


You'd be surprised.  Its pretty common to leave keys in construction equipment at the job sites
 
2014-05-13 01:05:52 PM  
aaaaaaaand we've jumped the shark.  We're now cracking one-liners in real time, while the hostages are being shot.  Screw too soon, we're now in the age of preemptive trolling.
 
2014-05-13 01:05:55 PM  
Dude, you could just change the channel, you know?
 
2014-05-13 01:06:02 PM  

NickelP: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: Here we go again...

He apparently let everyone evacuate and everyone is accounted for........  Sorry gun grabbers you don't get to reset the counter yet


Hoplophobes are mentally ill.  They'll do it anyway to justify their enslavement fantasy
 
2014-05-13 01:06:09 PM  

rugman11: Dude, I hated the Once Upon a Time finale, too, but you've got to let it go.


Damn you, now that song is in my head. Well played.
 
2014-05-13 01:06:10 PM  
If its an ABC affiliate why is it being covered on CBS,... the SHAME?
 
2014-05-13 01:06:14 PM  

Frank N Stein: Inb4 gun grabbers


Babby's first troll.
 
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