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(Canada Free Press)   The most incoherent ramblings about President Obama and board games you'll ever see in a Canadian publication. Until the next one   (canadafreepress.com) divider line 53
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2014-05-13 03:01:37 PM  
blog is not a Canadian anything
 
2014-05-13 03:30:02 PM  
"Sarge" who writes for the Canadian Free Press.

I'm not risking my brain cells.
 
2014-05-13 03:39:35 PM  
Where the Far do you folk dig up this schiat?
 
2014-05-13 03:40:18 PM  
What the hell, eh?
 
2014-05-13 03:41:10 PM  
In 2008 a guy named Barack Obama swaggered onto the world stage and declared he was president of the United States.

Actually there was a vote. It probably even made the papers up there, you should study it out.
 
2014-05-13 03:41:45 PM  
Do we know that Obama has ever played a board game or computer game? If he hasn't the whole premise of the blog is undone.
 
2014-05-13 03:41:50 PM  
img.fark.net

I think they're a little bit confused about the whole "Canada" thing.
 
2014-05-13 03:42:48 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: "Sarge" who writes for the Canadian Free Press.

I'm not risking my brain cells.


Where this blog is concerned; it's as schizophrenic and omnidirectional so as to present all sides of an issue while latching onto none as his national policies are psychotic and confrontational for their excess of paranoid meanness extended toward those poor chickens.
 
2014-05-13 03:42:55 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: "Sarge" who writes for the Canadian Free Press.

I'm not risking my brain cells.


I risked it. Nothing to see here that hasn't been said a thousand times before: 'War and foreign policy are just games that Obama played as a child'.

The first two paragraphs are rational and coherent, but that's because they're lifted from the Wikipedia entries for 'Stratego' and 'Sid Meir's Civilization'.

I have to say, Canada, I am disappointed with you. At least our derp squad takes pride in America; yours seems to be wanting to suck America's wang. (The motto of the blog is 'Without America, There Is no Freedom')

tl;dr Sucktacular blog sucks
 
2014-05-13 03:43:21 PM  
Richard J. "Sarge" Garwood runs Thanks For Listening website.  Sarge is a retired Law Enforcement Officer, with 30 years service, a syndicated columnist in Louisiana. Married with 2 sons

Those are some serious political science creds!
 
2014-05-13 03:43:23 PM  
no worse than hundreds of "posts" i see on this tab every day
 
2014-05-13 03:45:01 PM  
Obama is a man believing his game board theory is all he needs to control the aggressive actions of a man and his men who see the conquest and assimilation of Ukraine as a right. In fact people die when the games are played on a global scale and with real weapons. Obama's infantile concepts developed in a theoretical game play are going to blow up in his face.

Chutes and laddersmate, libtards!
 
2014-05-13 03:45:06 PM  
That's some good derpin' Canada, but until you elect that guy to national office we still have you beat.
 
2014-05-13 03:45:21 PM  

jst3p: In 2008 a guy named Barack Obama swaggered onto the world stage and declared he was president of the United States.

Actually there was a vote. It probably even made the papers up there, you should study it out.


He didn't swagger onto the stage and become president, he had to dance for Ellen.
 
2014-05-13 03:45:43 PM  

oryx: Do we know that Obama has ever played a board game or computer game? If he hasn't the whole premise of the blog is undone.


img.fark.net

/Massive tax hikes "coming soon"
 
2014-05-13 03:46:05 PM  
On behalf of the rest of Canada, I'm sorry for that article. You've already suffered enough bad attitude with beiber, you didn't need this.
 
2014-05-13 03:48:22 PM  
Well, I think that's enough Internet today. Have a good one, folks.
 
2014-05-13 03:48:34 PM  
That can't be Canadian. It was very impolite.
 
2014-05-13 03:53:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-13 04:04:57 PM  
Damn, that made my eyes bleed.
 
2014-05-13 04:06:50 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Damn, that made my eyes bleed.


You'll take your 90s layout and you'll like it!
 
2014-05-13 04:12:56 PM  
What the hell was that guy's name? I didn't see it ANYWHERE on the web site...
 
2014-05-13 04:13:33 PM  
The copyright notice on the right gives it away:

Pursuant to Title 17 U.S.C. 107, other copyrighted work is provided for educational purposes, research, critical comment, or debate without profit or payment. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for your own purposes beyond the 'fair use' exception, you must obtain permission from the copyright owner. 

Views are those of authors and not necessarily those of Canada Free Press. Content is Copyright 1997-2014 the individual authors. 

Site Copyright 1997-2014 Canada Free Press.Com 

Why would a Canadian publication claim to be protected under US law?
 
2014-05-13 04:14:11 PM  

ikanreed: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Damn, that made my eyes bleed.

You'll take your 90s layout and you'll like it!


Nothing spinning is the only reason I got out alive!!!!!!
 
2014-05-13 04:15:12 PM  
We need to send Obama one of those old mugs with "Our words are backed with nuclear weapons!" on it.
 
2014-05-13 04:18:25 PM  
FTFA: His connectedness drew him to the youth vote like a boil on a debutante's butt. It's there, it's not really all that good for you but it is recognizable as being there.

Huh?
 
2014-05-13 04:19:05 PM  

Mantour: Why would a Canadian publication claim to be protected under US law?


Because the person who runs it is a potato. A malicious one, but a spud nonetheless.
 
2014-05-13 04:20:37 PM  
As a Canadian, I'd like to apologize for this sh*tstain of a website spreading its stupid to the rest of the world.

I'm also sorry for Justin Bieber, Celine Dion and Nickelback.

Y'all can deal with Ted Cruz on your own.
 
2014-05-13 04:20:55 PM  
The world wanted someone like Putin. Instead, we all got Obama.
 
2014-05-13 04:31:55 PM  
Crap. My first two green-lights ever - on the same day!
 
2014-05-13 04:33:28 PM  

skozlaw: Mantour: Why would a Canadian publication claim to be protected under US law?

Because the person who runs it is a potato. A malicious one, but a spud nonetheless.


She looks like a potato, alright. Shouldn't she prefer to be protected under Canadian law then American Law, because ... Obama?
 
2014-05-13 04:35:46 PM  
I was all, "board game thread??", then I read TFA and the board game was Stratego, and I read the first two sentences of pure foamy derp and now I'm crawling under my blankets and sobbing.
 
2014-05-13 04:43:18 PM  
This guy sounds like he wrote the rules to this game:

cf.geekdo-images.com
 
2014-05-13 04:47:10 PM  

DemonEater: I was all, "board game thread??", then I read TFA and the board game was Stratego, and I read the first two sentences of pure foamy derp and now I'm crawling under my blankets and sobbing.


Yeah maybe he should have talked about Twilight Struggle instead and how Obama only plays the USSR side.
 
2014-05-13 04:48:00 PM  

jst3p: Obama is a man believing his game board theory is all he needs to control the aggressive actions of a man and his men who see the conquest and assimilation of Ukraine as a right. In fact people die when the games are played on a global scale and with real weapons. Obama's infantile concepts developed in a theoretical game play are going to blow up in his face.

Chutes and laddersmate, libtards!


..."game board theory"???
 
2014-05-13 04:50:06 PM  
Sure it's incoherent as ramblings, but as gibberish it holds together quite nicely.
 
2014-05-13 04:52:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: jst3p: Obama is a man believing his game board theory is all he needs to control the aggressive actions of a man and his men who see the conquest and assimilation of Ukraine as a right. In fact people die when the games are played on a global scale and with real weapons. Obama's infantile concepts developed in a theoretical game play are going to blow up in his face.

Chutes and laddersmate, libtards!

..."game board theory"???


Oo, that reminds me, I should add Game-Board Theorist to the Big Spiffy List.
 
2014-05-13 04:57:04 PM  
Ahh, Canada Free Press, Townhall's 2nd cousin/step-sister.
 
2014-05-13 05:10:05 PM  

jst3p: In 2008 a guy named Barack Obama swaggered onto the world stage and declared he was president of the United States.

Actually there was a vote. It probably even made the papers up there, you should study it out.


Skimmed it to that section and stopped reading, the author does not live in reality... Or is lying, but being insane is nicer.
 
2014-05-13 05:15:08 PM  

sjmcc13: jst3p: In 2008 a guy named Barack Obama swaggered onto the world stage and declared he was president of the United States.

Actually there was a vote. It probably even made the papers up there, you should study it out.

Skimmed it to that section and stopped reading, the author does not live in reality... Or is lying, but being insane is nicer.


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Seriously though, you should take a look at the CFP's "editor's" Wikipedia page. It will explain a lot.
 
2014-05-13 05:36:37 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: That's some good derpin' Canada, but until you elect that guy to national office we still have you beat.


Richard J. "Sarge" Garwood runs Thanks For Listening website.  Sarge is a retired Law Enforcement Officer, with 30 years service, a syndicated columnist in Louisiana. Married with 2 sons.

Sorry to break it to you, son, but he's all yours.
 
2014-05-13 05:56:56 PM  
American site. Not the first or last time an American will use the Canadian flag in an attempt to appropriate good will. Seriously funny.
 
2014-05-13 06:13:08 PM  
FTFADemocrat Party

DRINK!

/Stopped reading there
 
2014-05-13 06:14:07 PM  
To save some brain cells, here's a summary:  "I don't like Obama.  He uses a Blackberry, but I think I could beat him at Stratego.  Terrorists also beat him at Stratego."
 
2014-05-13 06:46:48 PM  

Greylight: American site. Not the first or last time an American will use the Canadian flag in an attempt to appropriate good will. Seriously funny.


You're reading it wrong. It's not the Canada (Free Press), it's the (Canada Free) Press. They just forgot to put the No symbol over the maple leaf.
 
2014-05-13 06:49:35 PM  
The most incoherent ramblings about President Obama and board games you'll ever see in a Canadian publication. Until the next one

Oh, I'm not sure they could top this one.
 
2014-05-13 07:50:59 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This guy sounds like he wrote the rules to this game:

[cf.geekdo-images.com image 796x1024]


Completely off-topic, SPI made some great games...
 
2014-05-14 12:19:19 AM  
Okay, for those who don't understand the reference when FARKers show a particular photo, it's from "Billy Madison" and the corresponding quite is thus:

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
 
2014-05-14 01:12:53 AM  

2.bp.blogspot.com
"Canada Free Press is neither Canadian, nor Free, nor a Press. Discuss."

 
2014-05-14 11:07:22 AM  

UNC_Samurai: This guy sounds like he wrote the rules to this game:

[cf.geekdo-images.com image 796x1024]


Never played that one. Any good?
 
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