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(New York Daily News)   If Michael Sam gets hitched to his boyfriend, we'll have a gay Mafia wedding to look forward to. The role of Johnny Fontane will be played by Erasure   (nydailynews.com) divider line 29
    More: Followup, Michael Sams, mid-west, Vito Cammisano, Erasure, Mizzou, Johnny Fontane  
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493 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 May 2014 at 1:24 PM (18 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-13 10:15:06 AM
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"I'll stand up for him."
 
2014-05-13 10:39:29 AM
Give a little respect
 
2014-05-13 10:39:31 AM
Don Cammisano, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter's...um, son's wedding... on the day of your son's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. Not that there would be anything wrong if...um...I pledge my never-ending loyalty.
 
2014-05-13 01:30:06 PM
The Kansas City mob hasn't important the days of the Monarchs. Kind of a odd nonstory.
 
2014-05-13 01:33:27 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: The Kansas City mob hasn't important the days of the Monarchs. Kind of a odd nonstory.


Since the days
 
2014-05-13 01:35:15 PM
He will need to convert Sam to Catholicism to get married in the Church. He will be the oldest one in catechism
 
2014-05-13 01:39:21 PM

mikaloyd: He will need to convert Sam to Catholicism to get married in the Church. He will be the oldest one in catechism


I think I see a slight flaw in their otherwise cunning plan...
 
2014-05-13 01:40:18 PM
Wasn't the KC mob one of the crews behind the skim at the Stardust?
 
2014-05-13 01:41:14 PM
Where was the outrage for this preplanned, interracial man sandwich?  WHERE!?!?!??!

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2014-05-13 01:47:10 PM

Gunny Highway: Where was the outrage for this preplanned, interracial man sandwich?  WHERE!?!?!??!

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I believe the proper term is "Oreo".

/sorry
 
2014-05-13 01:48:15 PM
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2014-05-13 01:50:19 PM
The gay mafia, you say?

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2014-05-13 01:50:56 PM

ariseatex: Gunny Highway: Where was the outrage for this preplanned, interracial man sandwich?  WHERE!?!?!??!

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I believe the proper term is "Oreo".

/sorry


Later that night, double stuffed oreo
 
2014-05-13 01:53:43 PM
I don't like it when straight people kiss in front of me either!  I just always internalized that thought and never mentioned it!  RAWWWWWWWWWWWR!
 
2014-05-13 01:56:37 PM
Also, 50 years ago, this drew the same kind of reaction about 'disgusting displays'...

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2014-05-13 02:06:14 PM
Will everybody be named Peter or Paul, and all of them be married to women named Marie?
 
2014-05-13 02:07:25 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-05-13 02:32:27 PM
OK where is the coverage of all of the other draft picks shady pasts? I am sure there are a few out there. Oh I get it he is the blah and the ghey
 
2014-05-13 02:34:17 PM

Piizzadude: OK where is the coverage of all of the other draft picks' boy/girlfriends' grandparents' shady pasts? I am sure there are a few out there. Oh I get it he is the blah and the ghey


FTFY.

/backs up your point though
 
2014-05-13 02:35:23 PM
...And then this gay guy comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm!
 
2014-05-13 02:36:06 PM
It's a Sicilian message. It means Michael Sam sleeps with the dolphins.
 
2014-05-13 02:38:31 PM

will7658: It's a Sicilian message. It means Michael Sam sleeps with the dolphins.


I thought he was playing for the Rams...

Oh, you mean his on-field performance when the Rams play the Dolphins.  Good to know.
 
2014-05-13 03:15:43 PM

mikaloyd: He will need to convert Sam to Catholicism to get married in the Church. He will be the oldest one in catechism


Um, no. Grownups go through the Rite of Christian Initiation as Adults (RCIA, sometimes confused with UFIA).

/LGT WP, OK?
 
2014-05-13 03:28:01 PM
Leave the gun.  Take the shoulder pads.
 
2014-05-13 04:25:47 PM
I feel kind of bad for the boyfriend, people don't usually dig through the backgrounds of football player girlfriends unless they're attention whores in their own right. I'm sure that he expected attention what with the fact that his boyfriend instantly became one of the most famous gay people on the planet by coming out, but he's played the game like he was supposed to, keeping a low profile before the draft so as not to scare any teams off. It kind of sucks for him that his boyfriend is finally able to acknowledge his existence and the next second everyone is digging through his entire life.
 
2014-05-13 05:00:29 PM

Gunny Highway: Where was the outrage for this preplanned, interracial man sandwich?  WHERE!?!?!??!

[pbs.twimg.com image 496x323]


And now we finally understand "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes."
 
2014-05-13 05:11:09 PM
OK where is the coverage of all of the other draft picks shady pasts? I am sure there are a few out there. Oh I get it he is the blah and the ghey


That's the joke
 
2014-05-13 08:27:27 PM
Oh L'Amour.
 
2014-05-13 10:24:23 PM
I think this makes his boyfriend Vito even hotter . . .
 
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