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(   I was told that white men can't jump   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Dilworth Paxson, greens, src, Philadelphia School District  
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1423 clicks; posted to Business » on 13 May 2014 at 1:29 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-13 10:11:16 AM  
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the partner of a firm called Dilworth

In suburban Philadelphia born and raised
A nice office was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And reforming some programs inside of the school
When a couple good ol boys who were up to no good
Started suing people in my neighborhood
I figured sh*t, I could be making seven figures a year
So I applied and got an offer, sold out, and I'm here

I pulled up to the firm about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Go f*ck yourself, 20 bucks, what a ripoff'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as special council in the law offices of Dilworth Paxton in mergers and acquisitions
2014-05-13 01:42:59 PM  
You were also told white men can't dance but how many black men are professional ballroom dancers?
2014-05-13 01:49:56 PM  
"The firm is in an exciting transition," he said. "I just think there's an exceptional opportunity in an entrepreneurial environment that I am excited about participating in."

To celebrate, he should go to Sizzler:
2014-05-13 01:51:53 PM  
I was told that a boring local story about a lawyer leaving a school district to join a law firm was a boring local story about a lawyer leaving a school district to join a law firm.
2014-05-13 01:59:00 PM  
White men can't jump. But green men can.
2014-05-13 02:31:11 PM  
Boo! I was expecting strawberry jam.
2014-05-13 02:47:32 PM  
I just want to post to say I was in what will be an epic thread.
2014-05-13 04:15:12 PM  
the road kill t-shirt girl ad made this white guy jump (or at least part of me)
2014-05-13 09:35:34 PM  
Oh, they can jump.  It's just their rebound that's a little weak.
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