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(Washington Times)   North Korea threatens to attack South Korea and "wipe it from the map", marking the first time since Saturday it has made that promise   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 76
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2014-05-13 11:22:24 AM
Must be Tuesday.... dude is NOT a Tuesday kind of guy.
 
2014-05-13 11:22:29 AM

texdent: Can't we just have Seal Team 6 secretly enter the country and take out Fearless Leader and his cronies?


Nah, it's more likely the Japanese can infiltrate better.
 
2014-05-13 11:25:24 AM

nunyadang: LazyMedia: ..... While Lil' Kim is annoying and a really horrible fate imposed on his people.........


Do you have the original of that?
 
2014-05-13 11:33:39 AM

Evil Mackerel: nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: To bad we can't just grab this guy, dope him up and leave him at a bus stop outside of Detroit.

Yea, drop that guy right in Detroit, that will show him.

[www.after5detroit.com image 569x400][iehs.wayne.edu image 846x375][urbane-dev.com image 575x431]

Reading is hard.


Oh  OUTDSIDEof Detroit. Sorry I missed that. Good call, the suburbs will eat him alive


violinmonster.files.wordpress.comwww.specialmomentsusa.comwww.rethinkdetroit.org
 
2014-05-13 11:35:48 AM
Is it Tuesday already? Where does the time go?!
 
2014-05-13 11:38:19 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some days I wish we could just nuke that fat little f*cker and be done with it

/someone would probably have a problem with that, though

Sadly China would have a problem with it.


There was a "leaked" document the other day from China involving plans in the event of a war in Korea.  The plans involved dealing with refugees and pretty much nothing further.  Even China is getting sick of this situation.  And honestly, about the ONLY reason they give a shiat is historic old relic of the cold war reasons.  In practical terms, China would probably love south Korea to own the whole peninsula.  Run some rail lines into Seoul and get their trade on.  Plus the US would almost certainly withdraw the troops we have there, and it would give China leverage to pull Korea into their sphere of influence and out of ours, at least to some extent.
 
2014-05-13 11:49:34 AM

nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: To bad we can't just grab this guy, dope him up and leave him at a bus stop outside of Detroit.

Yea, drop that guy right in Detroit, that will show him.

[www.after5detroit.com image 569x400][iehs.wayne.edu image 846x375][urbane-dev.com image 575x431]

Reading is hard.

Oh  OUTDSIDEof Detroit. Sorry I missed that. Good call, the suburbs will eat him alive


[violinmonster.files.wordpress.com image 800x533][www.specialmomentsusa.com image 850x393][www.rethinkdetroit.org image 850x565]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-13 12:02:17 PM

MaliFinn: nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: To bad we can't just grab this guy, dope him up and leave him at a bus stop outside of Detroit.

Yea, drop that guy right in Detroit, that will show him.

[www.after5detroit.com image 569x400][iehs.wayne.edu image 846x375][urbane-dev.com image 575x431]

Reading is hard.

Oh  OUTDSIDEof Detroit. Sorry I missed that. Good call, the suburbs will eat him alive


[violinmonster.files.wordpress.com image 800x533][www.specialmomentsusa.com image 850x393][www.rethinkdetroit.org image 850x565]

[i.imgur.com image 544x355]


oh come on jow, if you are going to play at leaset play rigthcoffeeinthesquare.typepad.com
 
2014-05-13 12:06:49 PM

LoneDoggie: [www.vgmemes.com image 464x630]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x700]

/diplomacy by GIS


As God is my witness, I GIS for  tranny mopping floor .. and in the second row of Images was ..

a57.foxnews.com
 
2014-05-13 12:29:52 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2014-05-13 12:34:59 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some days I wish we could just nuke that fat little f*cker and be done with it

/someone would probably have a problem with that, though

Sadly China would have a problem with it.


I think a lot of people would have a problem pre-emptively nuking a country and massive civilian casualties.

I suppose you guys will pay for the clean-up as well?
 
2014-05-13 01:10:35 PM

Evil Mackerel: To bad we can't just grab this guy, dope him up and leave him at a bus stop outside of Detroit.


Outside of Detroit puts you into some million dollar neighborhoods, so not a bad way to go.
 
2014-05-13 01:29:51 PM
Hrmm... Drones. The US has a MASSIVE military budget: manufacture ~3,000 Reaper drones arm the drones with missiles and freedom the shiat out of North Korea, the Kimster and his cronies+army?

12,000 Predator missiles would be $816 million, the drones would be $50.7 billion, and if you still need more freedom add in two Paveway-II laser-guided bombs per Reaper for good measure. Would assure the complete destruction of their artillery and most of their armored forces, as well as casualties to their army. Let the ground troops in SK roll in and keep a few carriers on standby to destroy potential nuclear weapons launch sites.

Seriously, the North Korean army is so outdated it's not even funny. We could roll over them in a day or two at most, if not in a few hours.
 
2014-05-13 01:32:36 PM

Badmonkey82009: Now that Russia and North Korea are holding hands and singing love songs, Kim is getting a little uppity again.

http://thediplomat.com/2014/05/russia-and-north-korea-boost-bilatera l- ties/


Wow. Russia is getting desperate.

The Irresponsible Captain: [img.fark.net image 256x231]

Little man quit poking me.
Little man quit poking.
God dang,
God dang little man.


Came to post this.
 
2014-05-13 01:37:38 PM

Clemkadidlefark: LoneDoggie: [www.vgmemes.com image 464x630]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x700]

/diplomacy by GIS

As God is my witness, I GIS for  tranny mopping floor .. and in the second row of Images was ..

[a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]


I like this one better.

2.bp.blogspot.com


/all sorts of weird pics in that GIS
 
2014-05-13 02:20:09 PM
No matter what I read, I still cannot find why NK believes that SK pissed in their cereal so badly.
 
2014-05-13 02:23:10 PM

imfallen_angel: No matter what I read, I still cannot find why NK believes that SK pissed in their cereal so badly.


SK refuses to join Best Korea.
 
2014-05-13 02:25:05 PM
nunyadang:

Oh  OUTDSIDEof Detroit. Sorry I missed that. Good call, the suburbs will eat him alive


Oooh I recognized Plymouth right away, even after moving away in 1991.Things haven't changed much.
 
2014-05-13 02:45:50 PM

Spy Here!: Hrmm... Drones. The US has a MASSIVE military budget: manufacture ~3,000 Reaper drones arm the drones with missiles and freedom the shiat out of North Korea, the Kimster and his cronies+army?

12,000 Predator missiles would be $816 million, the drones would be $50.7 billion, and if you still need more freedom add in two Paveway-II laser-guided bombs per Reaper for good measure. Would assure the complete destruction of their artillery and most of their armored forces, as well as casualties to their army. Let the ground troops in SK roll in and keep a few carriers on standby to destroy potential nuclear weapons launch sites.

Seriously, the North Korean army is so outdated it's not even funny. We could roll over them in a day or two at most, if not in a few hours.


Why not just use the Air Force? Everybody thinks drones are all that; drones are only good for shooting at people in unarmed pickup trucks who can't shoot back. Even a MiG-21 from the '60s (and NK has hundreds of them) can shoot down a half-dozen Reapers without breaking a sweat.
 
2014-05-13 02:56:44 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-13 03:37:58 PM

nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: To bad we can't just grab this guy, dope him up and leave him at a bus stop outside of Detroit.

Yea, drop that guy right in Detroit, that will show him.

[www.after5detroit.com image 569x400][iehs.wayne.edu image 846x375][urbane-dev.com image 575x431]

Reading is hard.

Oh  OUTDSIDEof Detroit. Sorry I missed that. Good call, the suburbs will eat him alive


[violinmonster.files.wordpress.com image 800x533][www.specialmomentsusa.com image 850x393][www.rethinkdetroit.org image 850x565]


To be fair, quite often you would start in Royal Oak and somehow end up in Windsor.
 
2014-05-13 04:46:24 PM
 
2014-05-13 07:54:38 PM

LazyMedia: Spy Here!: Hrmm... Drones. The US has a MASSIVE military budget: manufacture ~3,000 Reaper drones arm the drones with missiles and freedom the shiat out of North Korea, the Kimster and his cronies+army?

12,000 Predator missiles would be $816 million, the drones would be $50.7 billion, and if you still need more freedom add in two Paveway-II laser-guided bombs per Reaper for good measure. Would assure the complete destruction of their artillery and most of their armored forces, as well as casualties to their army. Let the ground troops in SK roll in and keep a few carriers on standby to destroy potential nuclear weapons launch sites.

Seriously, the North Korean army is so outdated it's not even funny. We could roll over them in a day or two at most, if not in a few hours.

Why not just use the Air Force? Everybody thinks drones are all that; drones are only good for shooting at people in unarmed pickup trucks who can't shoot back. Even a MiG-21 from the '60s (and NK has hundreds of them) can shoot down a half-dozen Reapers without breaking a sweat.


-Drones are less expensive than conventional fighters IIRC, and when one is shot down it doesn't cost a human life, which politicians would be freaking out over if we put boots on the ground in NK.
-The KPAF would be fairly low on supplies, and if it is possible we could actually manufacture the drones to be extremely altitude-resistant, allowing them to fly higher than the NK planes can reach them.

While we could throw a few interceptors in the mix from the Air Force, you would HAVE to have volunteers to avoid the ludicrous political backlash of sending troops into yet another war.
 
2014-05-13 08:05:56 PM

NutWrench: The North's powerful National Defense Commission called the South Korean comments an "intolerable" provocation that showed the South wants to take over the North.

Trust me, they have no desire to do that. Your county is a social and economic basket case. Just the cost of caring for the millions of physically and mentally farked-up North Koreans would be staggering.

There's no way to integrate these people into a normal society at this point.  I sometimes wonder if the only way to handle it would be a silent coup followed by pretending to preserve the status quo until everyone dies of natural causes. It would take almost a century, but you'd basically have to run the country like a big episode of "The Truman Show". Anyone who shows initiative enough to be able to survive getting out could be "sent to a camp" - the (free) south.
 
2014-05-13 08:24:06 PM

Poot beer: I wish they'd get it over with. I'm getting tired of South Korea's dominance in Starcraft.


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2014-05-13 10:03:46 PM

nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: nunyadang: Evil Mackerel: To bad we can't just grab this guy, dope him up and leave him at a bus stop outside of Detroit.

Yea, drop that guy right in Detroit, that will show him.

[www.after5detroit.com image 569x400][iehs.wayne.edu image 846x375][urbane-dev.com image 575x431]

Reading is hard.

Oh  OUTDSIDEof Detroit. Sorry I missed that. Good call, the suburbs will eat him alive


[violinmonster.files.wordpress.com image 800x533][www.specialmomentsusa.com image 850x393][www.rethinkdetroit.org image 850x565]


Birmingham's in Troy!
 
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