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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   OMG: Baby falls 11 stories. WTF: And should be fine. "He's a kid. So they tend to be more flexible and pliable than you and I would be"   (startribune.com) divider line 22
    More: Spiffy, Hennepin County Medical Center, old boys, W.T.F.?  
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2014-05-13 11:20:01 AM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com

Reenactment of the incident
2014-05-13 10:11:01 AM  
5 votes:
Would they know his name?

/aisle please
2014-05-13 11:18:51 AM  
3 votes:
What a miracle! ABSOLUTE PROOF the LORD GOD exists and looks over us. Praise Jesus for saving this precious child. Nothing is impossible through HIM. Open your eyes Fark non-believers. He has just revealed Himself to you AGAIN!
2014-05-13 12:53:48 PM  
2 votes:

wichitaleaf: Also. Typing on phone while driving. So I didn't think I was doing all that bad.


Jesus take the wheel! so I can send this text.
2014-05-13 11:30:53 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Would they know his name?

/aisle please


*golf clapton*
2014-05-13 11:23:37 AM  
2 votes:
blogs.citypages.com

last seen leaving the hospital.
2014-05-13 11:18:15 AM  
2 votes:
Thus the phrase  Bouncing Baby Boy.
2014-05-13 11:11:58 AM  
2 votes:
Their heads are soft. They just bounce.

My friend fell on top of her 10 month old daughter while walking up the stairs and broke her little leg. Watching the baby using the cast as a peg leg while learning to walk was hilarious.
2014-05-13 11:11:53 AM  
2 votes:
My baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that morning,
Cause she landed in six feet of
2014-05-13 11:11:04 AM  
2 votes:
Did she fall in a barrel of shhhhhhhaving cream?
2014-05-13 10:47:04 AM  
2 votes:
p.gr-assets.com
2014-05-13 07:37:24 PM  
1 votes:
FTA:...family and community members are dubbing Musa Dayib "the miracle baby...

She is the Kwisatz Haderach?
2014-05-13 02:34:47 PM  
1 votes:
i60.photobucket.com

Yes, the rock will fall faster.  But which one will bounce?
2014-05-13 01:38:27 PM  
1 votes:
Evolutionary explanation of why this is possible:
bahfest.com

http://bahfest.com/
2014-05-13 11:33:06 AM  
1 votes:
Came in here to say, whew! Good thing someone left that barrel of shaving cream here. But I see it's been covered. In shaving cream.
2014-05-13 11:25:06 AM  
1 votes:
www.toptenz.net

Was only dropped once.  Well maybe twice.
2014-05-13 11:23:39 AM  
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: MBP2112: My baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that morning,
Cause she landed in six feet of

SHHHHHHAAAAVING CREAM!!!
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.


Thank you both for taking care of this.
2014-05-13 11:20:36 AM  
1 votes:

MBP2112: My baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that morning,
Cause she landed in six feet of


SHHHHHHAAAAVING CREAM!!!
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
2014-05-13 11:19:38 AM  
1 votes:
Friend of mine pushed out a screen when she was about a year old. From a 4th story apartment. She hit a storm roof above the first floor balcony and it changed her trajectory from straight down to an angled fall. Was in the hospital for about a week, but 8 years later she is a healthy happy child. It happens, and its insanely amazing how much a kid of that age can take. Which is why I abuse my 7 month old.

/Kidding on the last part.
//Little biatch has me wrapped around her tiny cute little fingers.
2014-05-13 11:17:51 AM  
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2014-05-13 11:11:28 AM  
1 votes:
So, drunk babies are indestructible?
2014-05-13 11:09:39 AM  
1 votes:
Kick the baby!!!
 
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