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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   OMG: Baby falls 11 stories. WTF: And should be fine. "He's a kid. So they tend to be more flexible and pliable than you and I would be"   (startribune.com) divider line 80
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2014-05-13 11:53:05 AM
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2014-05-13 11:54:56 AM

MBP2112: My baby fell out of the window,
You'd think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that morning,
Cause she landed in six feet of


and we're done
 
2014-05-13 11:55:24 AM
wichitaleaf:

Wait. You have an eight year old friend?
And your on Fark.


IKR, with a friend like that he should have a cam and be on Limewire.
 
2014-05-13 11:57:41 AM

SearchN: Friend of mine pushed out a screen when she was about a year old. From a 4th story apartment. She hit a storm roof above the first floor balcony and it changed her trajectory from straight down to an angled fall. Was in the hospital for about a week, but 8 years later she is a healthy happy child. It happens, and its insanely amazing how much a kid of that age can take. Which is why I abuse my 7 month old.

/Kidding on the last part.
//Little biatch has me wrapped around her tiny cute little fingers.


You have a "friend" that's 8 years old?
 
2014-05-13 12:00:24 PM
Here is a tip for people with kids and sliding doors (or doors that kids can open): put some bells on the door so you can hear them messing with it even if your back is turned. My mom put Xmas jingle bell door hangers on their patio door and their front door so that when my sleep walking niece stays over, it would give them an extra alert if she tried to unlock the doors and go out.

Of course, my parents are light sleepers so they wake before she even gets past their bedroom door. The teenaged me was very annoyed they didn't sleep more soundly.
 
2014-05-13 12:12:46 PM

SearchN: Friend of mine pushed out a screen when she was about a year old. From a 4th story apartment. She hit a storm roof above the first floor balcony and it changed her trajectory from straight down to an angled fall. Was in the hospital for about a week, but 8 years later she is a healthy happy child. It happens, and its insanely amazing how much a kid of that age can take. Which is why I abuse my 7 month old.

/Kidding on the last part.
//Little biatch has me wrapped around her tiny cute little fingers.


You have 9 year old friends?
 
2014-05-13 12:17:04 PM

wichitaleaf: SearchN: Friend of mine pushed out a screen when she was about a year old. From a 4th story apartment. She hit a storm roof above the first floor balcony and it changed her trajectory from straight down to an angled fall. Was in the hospital for about a week, but 8 years later she is a healthy happy child. It happens, and its insanely amazing how much a kid of that age can take. Which is why I abuse my 7 month old.

/Kidding on the last part.
//Little biatch has me wrapped around her tiny cute little fingers.

Wait. You have an eight year old friend?
And your on Fark.


Would you PLEASE learn how to contract "you are"? It's "you're".

You're welcome.
 
2014-05-13 12:23:32 PM

worlddan: mesmer242: have a three year old and a baby, and can attest to the fact that kids can be incredibly stupid in a very short amount of time

Kids are not stupid. They are inventive and curious and trying desperately to figure out how to survive in the world of their exile. What most parents cannot grasp is that their young children are not nearly as interested in sex as the parents are and therefore have to find other ways to occupy their time. Thankfully for the parents this stage only lasts a few short years, until about age six.


It's so rare to see someone trolling as a creeper. At least I hope you're trolling.

For clarity's sake, I meant stupid in the "ignorant of danger" sense, not stupid as in "unable to learn." Kids learn everything. You just want to make sure one of their lessons doesn't include losing an arm or an eye.
 
2014-05-13 12:34:52 PM
 
2014-05-13 12:36:08 PM
The clip above is to the baby Gregory section of Small Change. One of the world's great movies.
 
2014-05-13 12:44:03 PM

phrawgh: Lillya: wichitaleaf: phrawgh: What a miracle! ABSOLUTE PROOF the LORD GOD exists and looks over us. Praise Jesus for saving this precious child. Nothing is impossible through HIM. Open your eyes Fark non-believers. He has just revealed Himself to you AGAIN!

All you non believers do crack me up. Just randomly make fun of religious folk. You better hope your right.

Why?   What's going to happen?

Who knows?!?!? But it's well known in Christian circles that if you pretend to believe in God, you can trick HIM and go to Heaven, where you can worship HIM forever!


I doubt you've ever been in any "Christian circles".
And I'm sure your relieved of that.
And also.
Your
Your
Your
Your
Now go crazy on my yours batch.
 
2014-05-13 12:44:49 PM

wichitaleaf: phrawgh: Lillya: wichitaleaf: phrawgh: What a miracle! ABSOLUTE PROOF the LORD GOD exists and looks over us. Praise Jesus for saving this precious child. Nothing is impossible through HIM. Open your eyes Fark non-believers. He has just revealed Himself to you AGAIN!

All you non believers do crack me up. Just randomly make fun of religious folk. You better hope your right.

Why?   What's going to happen?

Who knows?!?!? But it's well known in Christian circles that if you pretend to believe in God, you can trick HIM and go to Heaven, where you can worship HIM forever!

I doubt you've ever been in any "Christian circles".
And I'm sure your relieved of that.
And also.
Your
Your
Your
Your
Now go crazy on my yours batch.


His batch what?
 
2014-05-13 12:45:53 PM
Are you all English teachers?
Good god.
Your
Your
Your
Who the hell cares.
Peace to all.
 
2014-05-13 12:47:55 PM

wichitaleaf: Are you all English teachers?
Good god.
Your
Your
Your
Who the hell cares.
Peace to all.


My who the hell cares what?
 
2014-05-13 12:48:42 PM
Also. Typing on phone while driving. So I didn't think I was doing all that bad.
 
2014-05-13 12:53:48 PM

wichitaleaf: Also. Typing on phone while driving. So I didn't think I was doing all that bad.


Jesus take the wheel! so I can send this text.
 
2014-05-13 01:04:47 PM
It only takes about 15 seconds of inattention for a toddler to go from playing quietly by himself to near death experience.

Being a parent is all about surviving the odds.
 
2014-05-13 01:06:54 PM
He was escaping from some green rocks.
 
2014-05-13 01:07:42 PM

MugzyBrown: It only takes about 15 seconds of inattention for a toddler to go from playing quietly by himself to near death experience.

Being a parent toddler is all about surviving the odds.


/FTFY
 
2014-05-13 01:13:17 PM

the801: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 503x230]


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2014-05-13 01:34:51 PM

wichitaleaf: Are you all English teachers?
Good god.
Your
Your
Your
Who the hell cares.
Peace to all.


You didn't capitalize God. Do not disrespect your all loving creator with your shiatty grammar or He'll chuck another baby out the window.
 
2014-05-13 01:38:27 PM
Evolutionary explanation of why this is possible:
bahfest.com

http://bahfest.com/
 
2014-05-13 01:44:44 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: wichitaleaf: Are you all English teachers?
Good god.
Your
Your
Your
Who the hell cares.
Peace to all.

You didn't capitalize God. Do not disrespect your all loving creator with your shiatty grammar or He'll chuck another baby out the window.


I see what you did there, you heathen.
 
2014-05-13 02:30:41 PM

ValKilmersElbow: [www.toptenz.net image 493x430]

Was only dropped once.  Well maybe twice.


Came for Sloth, leaving through a hole in the cave wall.

/Fall?  FALL!
 
2014-05-13 02:34:47 PM
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Yes, the rock will fall faster.  But which one will bounce?
 
2014-05-13 04:52:21 PM
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2014-05-13 07:36:34 PM

Cashew: People Who Annoy You: So, drunk babies are indestructible?
I saw a drunk friend fall from the ninth floor, his spleen popped like a ballon but he lived, probably due to drunkeness.


My brother rolled a car with five very drunk people in it, and they were all fine. maybe a bruise or something. And this was in the 70's--no airbags or anything like that.

/He didn't even remember it
 
2014-05-13 07:37:24 PM
FTA:...family and community members are dubbing Musa Dayib "the miracle baby...

She is the Kwisatz Haderach?
 
2014-05-13 10:30:30 PM
phrawgh: What a miracle! ABSOLUTE PROOF the LORD GOD exists and looks over us. Praise Jesus for saving this precious child. Nothing is impossible through HIM. Open your eyes Fark non-believers. He has just revealed Himself to you AGAIN!


It's not trolling when you moon-bats do it.
 
2014-05-13 10:32:40 PM
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