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(The Hockey News)   Somebody's going golfing, who's it gonna be? It's game 7 between the Rangers and the Penguins at 7:00ET then at 9:00 The Hawks have a shot at sending the Wild packing, other than home team wins.. in the immortal words of Bob Cole: Oh yeah, BABYꜝꜝ   (thehockeynews.com) divider line 1059
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2014-05-13 07:37:46 AM  
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Go Right Bracket!

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Go Left Bracket!
 
2014-05-13 08:17:54 AM  
*looks out window*

Me. Me is going golfing. Today.
 
2014-05-13 08:18:19 AM  
I hope Pierre finishes what Lundquvist started and blasts a load right in Cindy's face.

Go Rags.
 
2014-05-13 08:59:20 AM  
GO


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&

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2014-05-13 09:02:41 AM  
Go Notpens and send this overrated bunch of clowns to the links and the dbag behind the bench back to the AHL
 
2014-05-13 09:09:34 AM  
Best of One.

May the trash talkers be doing yard work.
 
2014-05-13 09:54:33 AM  
This round started with a double OT classic. The remainder of the round has been sadly devoid of double OT. REMEDY THE SITUATION.
 
2014-05-13 09:58:05 AM  
Crank up the oven, Wild fans. After tonight, it's time to start whipping together those off season casseroles, don't cha know.

cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-13 10:09:04 AM  
You know, the Pens have been so wildly inconsistent, I could see the Rangers winning tonight.

This one is too close to call.


Minnesota win tonight. It's a homer series and tonight will be no different.
 
2014-05-13 10:48:28 AM  
After the Pens lose tonight, Bylsma will be fired, Torts will be hired.

canucksarmy.com
 
2014-05-13 10:52:18 AM  
Haha Torts would be about the only way the Pens could actually have a bigger douche behind the bench
 
2014-05-13 10:58:12 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Haha Torts would be about the only way the Pens could actually have a bigger douche behind the bench


What if Mike Millbury came out of retirement?
 
2014-05-13 11:00:55 AM  

andychrist420: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Haha Torts would be about the only way the Pens could actually have a bigger douche behind the bench

What if Mike Millbury came out of retirement?


Or whenever Pierre leans over from his station.
 
2014-05-13 11:52:18 AM  
If last night was a Game 7, I'd be drinking GoonJuice without Gatherade this morning. The summer would have been insufferable and depressing as all hell.

I want to see the Rags go on. Mostly because I want to see Margot Robbie/Minion pictures (and more minion pictures per game).

/maybe Margot dressed as a minion?
//or undressed
 
2014-05-13 12:12:02 PM  

And now, the anagrammed NYR-PIT rosters!


i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-13 12:14:55 PM  

Rev.K: You know, the Pens have been so wildly inconsistent, I could see the Rangers winning tonight.

This one is too close to call.


Minnesota win tonight. It's a homer series and tonight will be no different.


I either want to hire you as my spokesman or am very worried that you're reading my mind, I can't decide*.

So, one for certain & one possible elimination game tonight & the same thing tomorrow?  It's a good time to be a hockey fan.

/*yeah, yeah, gimmie the 'whynotboth'.jpg
 
2014-05-13 12:21:22 PM  
OK folks since this may be the Pens last game we're changing things up a bit.  We need a recipe for a Pierres Tears mix.  Something that starts a little bitter but then becomes gloriously sweet sounds about right.  The Reggie Dunlop will enter the full testing phase next round and we need some volunteers(recipes will be posted later).

AND NOW!!  Knob Creek and Outback Steakhouse Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
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26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
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30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-13 12:47:22 PM  

ds_4815: And now, the anagrammed NYR-PIT rosters!
[i.imgur.com image 625x1500]


Elkmeat Penis, fitting.
 
2014-05-13 12:55:57 PM  
So, doing some Conference Finals schedule guessing: schedule here

NBC is scheduled to have a 1pm game on Saturday (before the Preakness) and a 3pm game on Sunday. That would seemingly have to be East Game 1 and West Game 1, respectively. But we run into issues. Pittsburgh's AFL team has a 6pm game on Saturday, and LA's WNBA team has a home game on Sunday. I think those could possibly get moved; I know a Liberty game was moved two years ago to avoid issues at Prudential Center, but earlier this year a Liberty PRESEASON game wasn't moved and that was one of the causes of the Rangers' cluttered schedule.
The Stanley Cup Final has been played on Saturday/Monday/Wednesday of late. For some reason, the NHL claims the latest possible date for Game 7 this year is Thursday June 19, but that seems to be the presumptive date for NBA Finals Game 7, and I see no way that it could take so long to start the Final anyway.
 
2014-05-13 01:13:14 PM  

Flappyhead: OK folks since this may be the Pens last game we're changing things up a bit.  We need a recipe for a Pierres Tears mix.  Something that starts a little bitter but then becomes gloriously sweet sounds about right.  The Reggie Dunlop will enter the full testing phase next round and we need some volunteers(recipes will be posted later).

AND NOW!!  Knob Creek and Outback Steakhouse Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!


I plan on testing mine this weekend.
(Amaretto sour+ whiskey sour)
 
2014-05-13 01:59:38 PM  
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/Yeah, I know. I'll do that one tomorrow.
 
2014-05-13 02:09:21 PM  

Flappyhead: We need a recipe for a Pierres Tears mix. Something that starts a little bitter but then becomes gloriously sweet sounds about right.


Pierre's Tears.

Requires:
1 shot kamikaze or similar
1 stalk celery
1 salt shaker

Procedure:  Slam shot.  Bite down on celery stalk.  Stick salt shaker up your ass.

/who wants to try it?
 
2014-05-13 04:53:44 PM  
NHL consistency is mind boggling.

5K fine:

No fine:

if the gifs dont work, whoops
 
2014-05-13 04:54:27 PM  

irishman4: NHL consistency is mind boggling.

5K fine:

No fine:

if the gifs dont work, whoops


dammit drew, give us more space to post gifs
 
2014-05-13 04:59:30 PM  

irishman4: irishman4: NHL consistency is mind boggling.

5K fine:

No fine:

if the gifs dont work, whoops

dammit drew, give us more space to post gifs


B-b-b-but WATER!
 
2014-05-13 06:07:02 PM  
Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.
 
2014-05-13 06:10:19 PM  

andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.


I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.
 
2014-05-13 06:14:16 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.


You gotta get the good stuff.

pursuitist.com

Slice up some cucumbers, stick em in the freezer for a while then add em to your drinks throughout the day.
 
2014-05-13 06:14:56 PM  
I predict a

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in Pittsburgh tonight.
 
2014-05-13 06:22:41 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.

You gotta get the good stuff.



Slice up some cucumbers, stick em in the freezer for a while then add em to your drinks throughout the day.


So would Pierre's Tears be gin and bitters on ice with a cucumber up the ass?

/andychrist420's drink got me inspired
 
2014-05-13 06:22:46 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.

You gotta get the good stuff.



Slice up some cucumbers, stick em in the freezer for a while then add em to your drinks throughout the day.


Not a big fan of cucumbers either.

Gin is one of those things I just will never get into.
 
2014-05-13 06:23:13 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.

You gotta get the good stuff.

[pursuitist.com image 549x264]

Slice up some cucumbers, stick em in the freezer for a while then add em to your drinks throughout the day.


My dad was a gin martini guy. I think it's an acquired taste.  Maybe in another 10 years, if I'm still alive, I might like gin.  Assuming I live that long.
 
2014-05-13 06:23:32 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.


I've had good results mixing it with sweetened lime juice or tonic water. Although there are gins that I think work better for gimlets and others that are better for G&T's due to the different botanicals each brand uses. Bombay Sapphire is great for G&T's but is not a good choice for gimlets. Beef Eater and Hendrick's make excellent gimlets.
 
2014-05-13 06:24:08 PM  

ytterbium: WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.

You gotta get the good stuff.

Slice up some cucumbers, stick em in the freezer for a while then add em to your drinks throughout the day.

So would Pierre's Tears be gin and bitters on ice with a cucumber up the ass?

/andychrist420's drink got me inspired


I think you nailed it.  I concede.
 
2014-05-13 06:32:30 PM  

WhiskeySticks: After the Pens lose tonight, Bylsma will be fired, Torts will be hired.


I WOULD LOVE THIS SO MUCH
 
2014-05-13 06:34:35 PM  
Will be at a bar that serves $3 pitchers of PBR. Expect drunkeness not yet seen.

Also.

Hello, Criesby... have the Pens stopped screaming yet?

LGR! !!
 
2014-05-13 06:36:31 PM  
long time lurker...

first time poster...

GO BLACKHAWKS!
 
2014-05-13 06:37:24 PM  

MrJesus: Will be at a bar that serves $3 pitchers of PBR. Expect drunkeness not yet seen.

Also.

Hello, Criesby... have the Pens stopped screaming yet?

LGR! !!


This should end well.

/for the rest of our entertainment at least.
 
2014-05-13 06:38:54 PM  
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2014-05-13 06:39:29 PM  
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2014-05-13 06:41:31 PM  
Bob Cole probably thinks Mario Lemieux will face Eddie Giacomin tonight.
 
2014-05-13 06:44:29 PM  

agron4571: long time lurker...

first time poster...

GO BLACKHAWKS!


Initiation is drinking a Pierre's Tears.

Kidding of course, welcome and LET'S GO HAWLS
 
2014-05-13 06:45:14 PM  

FAIRLY SOON

 
2014-05-13 06:45:31 PM  
Oh ffs I'm not even drunk and I can't type right.
 
2014-05-13 06:45:59 PM  
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2014-05-13 06:46:17 PM  
Let's go, Rangers!

Living up to my deal w MrJ. Really do want the Rags to win. No disrespect to Pens Fark fans.
 
2014-05-13 06:48:49 PM  
Just win, Pens.  You played 5 and 6 like you took this game for granted, now you better play 7 like it.
 
2014-05-13 06:51:24 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Ok, so gin destroyed me yesterday.  I'm back to rum and coke.

I never understood gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree smells, and not in a good way.


This

MrJesus: Will be at a bar that serves $3 pitchers of PBR. Expect drunkeness not yet seen.

Also.

Hello, Criesby... have the Pens stopped screaming yet?

LGR! !!


Good luck tonight.  Win or lose, you've been pretty awesome in these threads.

/LETS GO PENS!
 
2014-05-13 06:52:00 PM  
Wondering if Pens fans are feeling a bit like Boston fans. Your team is supposed to win, but recent game play has you nervous as hell, and the opponent is playing damn good hockey...
 
2014-05-13 06:52:42 PM  

LET'S GO PENS!!!


www.sports-logos-screensavers.com
/Let my playoff beard continue to grow!!
 
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