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(ABC)   Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit directs an eHarmony commercial, which is the first time Limp Bizkit and harmony were ever used in the same sentence   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 51
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2014-05-13 09:41:08 AM
He did it all for the nookie. Which is the exact same reason for every guy on eHarmony.
 
2014-05-13 09:49:57 AM
You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.
 
2014-05-13 09:52:50 AM

scottydoesntknow: He did it all for the nookie. Which is the exact same reason for every guy on eHarmony.


Isn't eHarmony more of a marriage-material site?  They should get Mike Watt on their commercials.

/obscure

Sybarite: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.


You know what rhymes with Bizkit?  Bizkit.
 
2014-05-13 09:53:34 AM
I would think a viagra commercial would be more appropriate.
 
2014-05-13 09:53:47 AM
I'm an idiot...

factoryconnection: They should get Mike Watt Ness on their commercials.


FTFM
 
2014-05-13 09:57:39 AM
I think I remember reading he was trying to get into directing a few years back. I can't imagine Limp Bizkit is drawing a lot of people to concerts these days
 
2014-05-13 09:58:43 AM

Sybarite: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.


this!

/i don't WANT to mess with a limp bizkit
 
2014-05-13 10:00:11 AM

Sybarite: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.


Why?
 
2014-05-13 10:01:07 AM

factoryconnection: I'm an idiot...
factoryconnection: They should get Mike Watt Ness on their commercials.

FTFM


i assumed you meant ness
nothing obscure about "ball and chain", if that's what you meant
many people don't know ness or s.d., but they know that song
 
2014-05-13 10:02:31 AM

scottydoesntknow: Sybarite: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.

Why? shut the fark up!


ftfy

/stick it up your HEEEYYY!
 
2014-05-13 10:06:16 AM

bungle_jr: many people don't know ness or s.d., but they know that song


Song: familiar
Band/Members: not so much

Nothing is truly obscure.
 
2014-05-13 10:06:31 AM
Sign up for that he said/she said bullshiat~
 
2014-05-13 10:06:43 AM
I once went to a strip club  and one of the girls had "Fred Durst" tattooed right under her naval.

As the meme goes, "Epic Fail: And that shiat's permanent."
 
2014-05-13 10:12:19 AM
Nice subby.

+5
 
2014-05-13 10:16:15 AM
Female seeks hardtack. Floppy biscuits need not apply.
 
2014-05-13 10:17:06 AM

darkjezter: I once went to a strip club  and one of the girls had "Fred Durst" tattooed right under her naval.

As the meme goes, "Epic Fail: And that shiat's permanent."


I hope that was a while ago.  Girl with an original Durst tatoo probably should have moved on to a new job by now. 
And if not, can't she turn it into a rose garden or something?
 
2014-05-13 10:17:36 AM
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His directorial debut...
 
2014-05-13 10:32:39 AM
I cannot stand this smarmy, too-sweet-by-half jackass.  I want to puke every time I see his soulless face.
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Neil Clark Warren.  Why do you think I want to know your stupid middle name?  29 Points of Compatibility, my ass.

Gah.  Blech.
 
2014-05-13 10:32:51 AM
Isn't eharmony run by the Christian dude who won't allow same sex listings?
 
2014-05-13 10:33:18 AM
Congratulations to Fred on his Eurovision win.
 
2014-05-13 10:41:35 AM

fireclown: darkjezter: I once went to a strip club  and one of the girls had "Fred Durst" tattooed right under her naval.

As the meme goes, "Epic Fail: And that shiat's permanent."

I hope that was a while ago.  Girl with an original Durst tatoo probably should have moved on to a new job by now. 
And if not, can't she turn it into a rose garden or something?


I shiat you not: it was just last year, and the girl in question was probably 19-21 years old.  Pretty young.
 
2014-05-13 10:47:09 AM
If there were ever two things I couldn't care less about in one "news story" that would be a bingo
 
2014-05-13 10:52:52 AM
I haven't seen anything he's directed but he was an OK actor in Population 436.
 
2014-05-13 11:09:00 AM

scottydoesntknow: Sybarite: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.

Why?


Because Limp Bizkit ain't nuttin' to f*ck with.


/how could you not know this?
 
2014-05-13 11:14:36 AM

factoryconnection: scottydoesntknow: He did it all for the nookie. Which is the exact same reason for every guy on eHarmony.

Isn't eHarmony more of a marriage-material site?  They should get Mike Watt on their commercials.

/obscure
Sybarite: You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit.

You know what rhymes with Bizkit?  Bizkit.


Mike Watt on an eHarmony commercial would be hilarious.
 
2014-05-13 11:35:31 AM
 
2014-05-13 11:36:21 AM
You can't eat that sh*t everyday Fred.
 
2014-05-13 11:41:44 AM

RalphW: Isn't eharmony run by the Christian dude who won't allow same sex listings?


To be fair, their service is based on a big data set of relationship studies that were hetero-only, so their matching algorithms aren't designed around successful gay unions.  And shoehorning them in to a hetero-only paradigm would certainly be crash-and-burn material.
 
2014-05-13 11:49:50 AM
Check out my harmony! Check, Check, Check, Check out my harmony!
 
2014-05-13 11:52:40 AM
Isn't Mike Watt married to the former bassist for Black Flag? Kira?
 
2014-05-13 12:04:33 PM

darkjezter: fireclown: darkjezter: I once went to a strip club  and one of the girls had "Fred Durst" tattooed right under her naval.

As the meme goes, "Epic Fail: And that shiat's permanent."

I hope that was a while ago.  Girl with an original Durst tatoo probably should have moved on to a new job by now. 
And if not, can't she turn it into a rose garden or something?

I shiat you not: it was just last year, and the girl in question was probably 19-21 years old.  Pretty young.


Is that this "irony" thing that the kids are all into these days?
 
2014-05-13 12:32:52 PM
Can't do worse than the other adds.
 
2014-05-13 01:06:46 PM
Unfortunately, I own several Limp Bizkit albums. Oh to be drunk shopping in the early days of Amazon.

My music collection is a mix of pop trash and the eclectic.
 
2014-05-13 01:15:00 PM
snag.gy
 
2014-05-13 01:55:13 PM

JoePiscopoJr.: Check out my harmony! Check, Check, Check, Check out my harmony!


Special.. You think you're special.  You do.
 
2014-05-13 02:08:10 PM

McGrits: Unfortunately, I own several Limp Bizkit albums. Oh to be drunk shopping in the early days of Amazon.

My music collection is a mix of pop trash and the eclectic.


ha!
i have no such thing as "guilty pleasure" music. i have music i like, and music i don't like
my wife and i sometimes take turns with the limp bizkit greatest hits cd in our cars

/go ahead, don't like what i like
 
2014-05-13 02:14:40 PM
I watched that movie "the education of Charlie Banks'"   and it was well directed,

+1 Fred
 
2014-05-13 02:30:40 PM
... the rock star ...

ohwaityoureserious.jpg
 
2014-05-13 02:41:34 PM
I love Three Dollar Bill, Ya'll.

/there, i said it
 
2014-05-13 03:26:24 PM

shirtsbyeric: Isn't Mike Watt married to the former bassist for Black Flag? Kira?


They were married a long time ago. They're still in a band together though, Dos. Good stuff.
 
2014-05-13 04:51:24 PM
E Hommeny
 
2014-05-13 04:58:37 PM
Their first album was great, but they sold out after that... Like sugar ray and smash mouth.
 
2014-05-13 05:27:04 PM
Isn't Fred Durst a Herpes sore in Human form? Kind of an odd spokesman, for a company that really wants to hook Christians up with other Christians.
 
2014-05-13 06:04:41 PM

Limp Dickshiat

 
2014-05-13 06:05:17 PM

LazerFish: Their first album was great, but they sold out after that... Like sugar ray and smash mouth.


If I ever hear Smashmouth in another movie soundtrack, I'll go on a rampage.
 
2014-05-13 06:34:51 PM

LazerFish: Their first album was great, but they sold out after that... Like sugar ray and smash mouth.


Nah.  They sold out to get that first album released.

That said,  Three Dollar Bill Y'allzactually was pretty good, except for that abysmal "Faith" cover.
 
2014-05-13 06:37:35 PM
Also--I quite liked  The Longshots, a film Durst directed.  It's pretty standard post-Angels In the Outfield-remake family-friendly stuff, but was actually entertaining and passably directed.
 
2014-05-13 07:49:44 PM

IAmYourBrainOnDrugs: LazerFish: Their first album was great, but they sold out after that... Like sugar ray and smash mouth.

Nah.  They sold out to get that first album released.

That said,  Three Dollar Bill Y'allzactually was pretty good, except for that abysmal "Faith" cover.


nah, the Faith cover was very popular
 
2014-05-13 11:02:49 PM

bungle_jr: McGrits: Unfortunately, I own several Limp Bizkit albums. Oh to be drunk shopping in the early days of Amazon.

My music collection is a mix of pop trash and the eclectic.

ha!
i have no such thing as "guilty pleasure" music. i have music i like, and music i don't like
my wife and i sometimes take turns with the limp bizkit greatest hits cd in our cars

/go ahead, don't like what i like


*shrug*  I enjoyed their first three albums for what they were, and the band put on one hell of a concert.  I was at one in Toronto when Durst pulled a fan out of the crowd and had the guy sing a few verses with him on stage.
 
2014-05-13 11:52:17 PM
i've never seen them live...just live performances on dvd/tv

but the band is very talented...like the music or not, props must be given for the talent...especially borland
 
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