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(Mirror.co.uk)   Sheep gives birth to lamb with a human face and OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE (w/video)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 80
    More: Scary, Oh My God, vitamin A, sheep, Apparent death, births  
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2014-05-13 01:34:39 AM  
www.midnightonly.com
 
2014-05-13 03:43:25 AM  
Turkey: Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
 
2014-05-13 06:59:10 AM  
I'm surprised it wasn't in Scotland. Or New Zealand.
 
2014-05-13 08:08:37 AM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-13 08:08:53 AM  
But you fark one sheep....
 
2014-05-13 08:09:01 AM  
Them shiats is gross.
 
2014-05-13 08:09:01 AM  
Close-ups of the animal- which appears to be dead- reveal a full set of lips, a small 'button nose,' and a pronounced chin.

It appears to be dead.

Until you turn your back.
 
2014-05-13 08:09:53 AM  
Nobody is asking for DNA............right
 
2014-05-13 08:10:05 AM  

Kit Fister: [img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 464x352]


Came here solely for this.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-13 08:11:23 AM  
Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.
 
2014-05-13 08:12:26 AM  
static.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-13 08:14:01 AM  
Wow, subby, you weren't kidding.
 
GBB
2014-05-13 08:14:22 AM  
Lamb of God?
 
2014-05-13 08:15:01 AM  

cretinbob: [www.midnightonly.com image 560x301]


I'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but that was a pretty funny movie and Wilder has always been great.
 
2014-05-13 08:15:08 AM  
That's farking horrifying
 
2014-05-13 08:16:03 AM  
lh6.ggpht.com


mmmm yeah, kill it with fire.
 
2014-05-13 08:16:16 AM  
Cleetus!!!  I told you that was WRONG!
 
2014-05-13 08:16:16 AM  

Kit Fister:


Th-th-th-that's all folks!
 
2014-05-13 08:17:15 AM  
What the actual fark? And what's up with that music?
 
2014-05-13 08:17:22 AM  
He's just laying there, like he's sleeping.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 
2014-05-13 08:19:36 AM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-05-13 08:21:40 AM  
FTA:  It is unclear exactly what caused the mutation although an over abundance of vitamin A in the mother's feed is suspected to behind it.

Would that be as in Vitamin Ahmed?
 
2014-05-13 08:22:27 AM  
You swore up and down that you never laid hands on that ewe, the fact that the horribly disfigured lamb with severe developmental birth defects that she delivered looks exactly like you determined that was a lie.
 
2014-05-13 08:22:51 AM  
This looks sheeped.
 
2014-05-13 08:24:53 AM  
Oh billy!
 
2014-05-13 08:30:34 AM  

frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.


Apparently "Erroneous and Misleading Headlines" are yesterday's schtick, now Fark is moving on to "Weird News of Yesteryear." I call dibs on submitting from ripleysbelieveitornot.com 1984 through 1994 (inclusive).
 
2014-05-13 08:35:00 AM  
images.smh.com.au

I see what you did there.  and over there and over there too.
 
2014-05-13 08:37:28 AM  

brimed03: frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.

Apparently "Erroneous and Misleading Headlines" are yesterday's schtick, now Fark is moving on to "Weird News of Yesteryear." I call dibs on submitting from ripleysbelieveitornot.com 1984 through 1994 (inclusive).


Take a second to read the date on the article...

img.fark.net

Although it may be old news to those that frequent the custerf*ck that is Reddit, it appears that it's new to Mirror, and to the subby.

/Not subby.
 
2014-05-13 08:37:51 AM  
fahrenheit406.files.wordpress.com
Dada...
 
2014-05-13 08:43:39 AM  

frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.


You know WTF stands for Welcome to Fark, right?
 
2014-05-13 08:43:57 AM  
Just gonna file that one with Bat Boy.
 
2014-05-13 08:47:28 AM  

MrHappyRotter: You swore up and down that you never laid hands on that ewe, the fact that the horribly disfigured lamb with severe developmental birth defects that she delivered looks exactly like you determined that was a lie.


whatgifs.com
 
2014-05-13 08:59:15 AM  
Was the mother named Lola?

/obscure?
 
2014-05-13 09:01:52 AM  

frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.


In this day and age, is there any greater horror than seeing the same thing twice?
 
2014-05-13 09:03:07 AM  

sithon: Turkey: Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.


Turkey: Where the men are men and the sheep are used to it.

FTFY
 
2014-05-13 09:04:24 AM  

frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.


So why are you here on Fark?
 
2014-05-13 09:06:45 AM  
ewe....
 
2014-05-13 09:07:45 AM  
slinkeee.com
 
2014-05-13 09:12:02 AM  
tifr.us

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-05-13 09:12:27 AM  
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
i1.ytimg.com

"I will devour your soul"


/Jebus Christ that thing is horrifying. Someone please tell me that's fake.
 
2014-05-13 09:12:29 AM  

imfallen_angel: frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.

So why are you here on Fark?


Gotta hedge my collection of internet garbage I suppose.
 
2014-05-13 09:13:59 AM  

abhorrent1: What the actual fark? And what's up with that music?


The music was the strangest part of the video. Hands down.

/sheeeeeeeeep boooooooooy, a sheeeeeeep with a maaaaaan's faaaaaaaaace
//in my head, that's what she was singing at least
 
2014-05-13 09:14:17 AM  
Am I the only one?
i270.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-13 09:14:30 AM  
seriouscat.comwww.chrisfharvey.com

Go ahead. Tell me I'm imagining it.
 
2014-05-13 09:17:23 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-13 09:22:31 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-13 09:23:20 AM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-05-13 09:27:55 AM  
 
2014-05-13 09:30:53 AM  
I'm calling hoax
 
2014-05-13 09:31:25 AM  

Itstoearly: I'm calling hoax


She's not in
 
2014-05-13 09:32:11 AM  
they have Scotsmen in Turkey?
 
2014-05-13 09:35:53 AM  

hogans: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x279]


Came for this...
Leaving happy!
Nice work, hogans
 
2014-05-13 09:37:52 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brimed03: frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.

Apparently "Erroneous and Misleading Headlines" are yesterday's schtick, now Fark is moving on to "Weird News of Yesteryear." I call dibs on submitting from ripleysbelieveitornot.com 1984 through 1994 (inclusive).

Take a second to read the date on the article...

[img.fark.net image 850x234]

Although it may be old news to those that frequent the custerf*ck that is Reddit, it appears that it's new to Mirror, and to the subby.

/Not subby.


Well, here it is four years ago, with a link to Pravda (the photo is gone from the Pravda story) and I'm sure I've seen it on Fark:  http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977994313&n a v=Groupspace
 
2014-05-13 09:41:20 AM  
It looks like it's covered in asiago cheese like a bagel.
 
2014-05-13 09:49:18 AM  
I am glad I read the thread before watching the video.  I think I'll pass on this one.
 
2014-05-13 09:56:37 AM  
Only ewe can make this world seem right
Only ewe can make the darkness bright
Only ewe and ewe alone
can thrill me like ewe do
and fill my heart with love for only ewe.
 
2014-05-13 09:59:53 AM  
Fb- is the father?
 
2014-05-13 10:05:57 AM  

Ecobuckeye: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: brimed03: frozenhotchocolate: Really... I saw this on reddit's WTF over a year ago. Old news.

Apparently "Erroneous and Misleading Headlines" are yesterday's schtick, now Fark is moving on to "Weird News of Yesteryear." I call dibs on submitting from ripleysbelieveitornot.com 1984 through 1994 (inclusive).

Take a second to read the date on the article...

[img.fark.net image 850x234]

Although it may be old news to those that frequent the custerf*ck that is Reddit, it appears that it's new to Mirror, and to the subby.

/Not subby.

Well, here it is four years ago, with a link to Pravda (the photo is gone from the Pravda story) and I'm sure I've seen it on Fark:  http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977994313&n a v=Groupspace


In before someone seriously claims this mutation is proof of beastia-...

FTFA:
In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.
The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

According to the owner of the sheep, Abu Abdullah said "amazing thing was that her mother remained pregnant for nine months as humans".


...Damn.

In before some cleric claims this was divine punishment by Al-...

Oh, who am I kidding, that was probably the original headline.
 
2014-05-13 10:12:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-13 10:13:03 AM  
img.fark.net
morrobaynews.info
/actually, do NOT want
//nope nope nope
 
2014-05-13 10:14:34 AM  
img.fark.net

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2014-05-13 10:16:34 AM  

dennysgod: [lh6.ggpht.com image 347x346]


mmmm yeah, kill it with fire.


that looks so good!
haven't had lamb in about 6 months
 
2014-05-13 10:33:20 AM  
Angus! I didn't know ye had it in ye.
 
2014-05-13 10:39:04 AM  
Yay! End times!
 
2014-05-13 10:48:20 AM  
Samsara gone horribly wrong.
 
2014-05-13 10:52:21 AM  

Another Government Employee: Angus! I didn't know ye had it in ye.


Shut yer trap woman I had me in yer sheep
 
2014-05-13 10:59:08 AM  
Holy hell that's creepy...
 
2014-05-13 11:20:00 AM  
Hello Monsanto
 
2014-05-13 11:25:23 AM  

Baron Harkonnen: Close-ups of the animal- which appears to be dead- reveal a full set of lips, a small 'button nose,' and a pronounced chin.

It appears to be dead.

Until you turn your back.


oh, fark you, buddy. Thanks for that.

/also, fark nature for producing this level of nope.
 
2014-05-13 11:28:42 AM  
FTFA: "It is unclear exactly what caused the mutation although an over abundance of vitamin A in the mother's feed is suspected to behind it."

Riiight.

I am sure that a DNA test would show zero human DNA in that... thing's genetic makeup. I do have to wonder what the possibilities are for human sperm to actually penetrate the eggs of a sheep. I know that it is something that was researched in regards to apes, but did anyone ever research that possibility in other species? Weird stuff like this definitely calls it into question.
 
2014-05-13 11:34:10 AM  

washington-babylon: Weird stuff like this definitely calls it into question.


Of all the subjects on the internets to choose to be a tinfoil-donned truther about, and you ended up on fark with bestiality.

Just let that sink in.
 
2014-05-13 11:46:22 AM  

uttertosh: washington-babylon: Weird stuff like this definitely calls it into question.

Of all the subjects on the internets to choose to be a tinfoil-donned truther about, and you ended up on fark with bestiality.

Just let that sink in.


It beats being in his lab
 
2014-05-13 11:50:52 AM  
i866.photobucket.com
/hey wats goin' on in dis thread?
 
2014-05-13 12:16:47 PM  
There'll never be another ewe
 
2014-05-13 12:48:40 PM  
Dammit, couldn't they clean the funky mother gunk off it first before taking the pic? That's disgusting.
 
2014-05-13 02:36:38 PM  
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2014-05-13 02:50:22 PM  
Looks like all those lonely Shepperd stories are true. they should go here.
 
2014-05-13 05:23:16 PM  

uttertosh: washington-babylon: Weird stuff like this definitely calls it into question.

Of all the subjects on the internets to choose to be a tinfoil-donned truther about, and you ended up on fark with bestiality.

Just let that sink in.


Smeggy Smurf: uttertosh: washington-babylon: Weird stuff like this definitely calls it into question.

Of all the subjects on the internets to choose to be a tinfoil-donned truther about, and you ended up on fark with bestiality.

Just let that sink in.

It beats being in his lab


Damn, late to the party and STILL getting bites.

Truth be told, it should be scientifically impossible for a human-sheep (or other type) hybrid to be created through these means (standard insemination). The only way a viable "Hybrid" could be made would be the same way the scientists created the "Spider goat" chimera, the one that produced spider silk proteins in its milk. As I understand it (although I am not a geneticist) the resulting creature should retain the physical features of the main animal you splice into. While the "Human" face of the lamb is creepy, if you look closer the skull still looks to be the correct shape, just with the external musculature and skin being rotated and disfigured. As to the cause of such a defect, I doubt too much vitamin A caused it or we'd see these more often. Probably a combination of factors, rather than a single cause.
 
2014-05-13 05:33:49 PM  
What a surprise! A look of terminal shock in its eyes.

/then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
 
2014-05-14 04:00:30 AM  

washington-babylon: Damn, late to the party and STILL getting bites.

Truth be told, it should be scientifically impossible for a human-sheep (or other type) hybrid to be created through these means (standard insemination). The only way a viable "Hybrid" could be made would be the same way the scientists created the "Spider goat" chimera, the one that produced spider silk proteins in its milk. As I understand it (although I am not a geneticist) the resulting creature should retain the physical features of the main animal you splice into. While the "Human" face of the lamb is creepy, if you look closer the skull still looks to be the correct shape, just with the external musculature and skin being rotated and disfigured. As to the cause of such a defect, I doubt too much vitamin A caused it or we'd see these more often. Probably a combination of factors, rather than a single cause.


You sound very well read on the subject of bestiality. Also, like you've used these 'facts' before. Possibly in court. Possibly in a child support case in Texas. After the DNA tests were inconclusive.

So, are you a lawyer, or a sickopervert? (answer carefully)
 
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