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(The Province)   RCMP members pitch a tent at nude beach   (theprovince.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-13 08:46:00 AM
Penis.
 
2014-05-13 11:41:05 AM
Somebody needs to clean their sensor or their lens>

www.theprovince.com

lot of dust
 
2014-05-13 01:17:01 PM
At first I thought this said RHCP, and then the rest of the headline would have made perfect sense.
 
2014-05-13 02:39:31 PM

Peaceboy: At first I thought this said RHCP, and then the rest of the headline would have made perfect sense.


same here, except i was thinking about tube socks being involved
 
2014-05-13 02:40:12 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Somebody needs to clean their sensor or their lens>

[www.theprovince.com image 619x419]

lot of dust


lady in tie-dye t-shirt frowns on your shenanigans
 
2014-05-13 02:40:39 PM
What Canadian police that I'd royally mount might look like:

www.darlinglover.com

www.fantasiawear.com

site.anythingcostumes.com
 
2014-05-13 02:42:20 PM
houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-13 02:42:57 PM
ENLARGE PHOTO
ENLARGE PHOTO!!!
PHOTO WON'T ENLARGE!!!!
 
2014-05-13 02:47:34 PM
"But the biggest benefit would be getting rid of the Jet-Skis."

Bingo.
Those assholes ate the skimobiliers of the ocean.
If only we could put random trees in the water.
 
2014-05-13 02:47:37 PM
Nice beat.
 
2014-05-13 02:49:00 PM
i.imgur.com
LEAVE WRECK BEACH ALONE!

Vancouver streets have no shortage of crack and heroin, but the RCMP have time to pitch tents on the nude beach to disrupt the self-starters selling beer, weed, and mushrooms to middle-aged upper earners taking a break from their workaday worlds. Makes perfect sense...

/paid my tuition one year at UBC by working Wreck for the summer
//Beer Ball!
 
2014-05-13 02:51:37 PM

King Something: Penis.


Pretty much what you will see if you search "Wreck Beach Vancouver"
 
2014-05-13 02:53:37 PM
It's interesting, as Wreck Beach is owned by my org. As far as I know, our parks department has always been pretty good at keeping the peace.

From the log a few years ago:
Was warned by beach regular of a tall male of 6'4", clim, tanned, lots of piercings, possibly has HIV, that has been hanging around oasis area performing lewd acts with sex toys attached to logs and trees. He continues (mostly on weekends) to do this even after being askednot to by the public
 
2014-05-13 02:54:25 PM

Hiro-ACiD: LEAVE WRECK BEACH ALONE!

Vancouver streets have no shortage of crack and heroin, but the RCMP have time to pitch tents on the nude beach to disrupt the self-starters selling beer, weed, and mushrooms to middle-aged upper earners taking a break from their workaday worlds. Makes perfect sense...

/paid my tuition one year at UBC by working Wreck for the summer
//Beer Ball!


RCMP has the time to do this because it sure beats working east hastings.
 
2014-05-13 02:55:04 PM

Hiro-ACiD: working Wreck for the summer


Why do they leave all that firewood laying about?
Looks like some serious board feet there.
Maybe millable.
 
2014-05-13 02:56:16 PM

Nexzus: It's interesting, as Wreck Beach is owned by my org. As far as I know, our parks department has always been pretty good at keeping the peace.

From the log a few years ago:
Was warned by beach regular of a tall male of 6'4", clim, tanned, lots of piercings, possibly has HIV, that has been hanging around oasis area performing lewd acts with sex toys attached to logs and trees. He continues (mostly on weekends) to do this even after being askednot to by the public


Getting a kick out of your post.
 
2014-05-13 03:22:32 PM
www.imfdb.org
"I said, put it down, Dudley Douchebag!"
 
2014-05-13 03:22:35 PM
Well, I guess it's alright as long as the police are naked.
 
2014-05-13 03:49:26 PM
This thread worthless without more photos.
 
2014-05-13 03:59:20 PM

pute kisses like a man: InterruptingQuirk: Somebody needs to clean their sensor or their lens>

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lot of dust

lady in tie-dye t-shirt frowns on your shenanigans


Maybe so, but the camera really does need cleaned

img.fark.net

There are probably more below the sky line, just too dark to see them

I didn't get the joke, so I went 4 serious
 
2014-05-13 04:16:24 PM

vudukungfu: Why do they leave all that firewood laying about?


Ocean driftwood:
i.imgur.com

The big logs get buried end up for hammock hangers, and used parallel to the waterline to create divisions for walking space vs sitting/laying spaces. Smaller driftwood gets used for sundown fires. Wreck was a beautiful place on a warm summer day with the topless girls hawking mangos but it's no groomed beach. Birkenstocks required.

/the best sunset view in Vancouver
 
2014-05-13 04:30:41 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: RCMP has the time to do this because it sure beats working east hastings.


No doubt. FTA:  Grainger, who said each and every officer will be assigned to the beach beat - "everyone from our detachment commander to our freshest recruit."

So all the horsemen get to walk around and gawk a little in their summer and call it working. But hey, if it distracts them from tazing and killing immigrants at the airport I'm for it.
 
2014-05-13 04:39:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR-Q7g52dhw

At night we, sleep tight we
Stay close together `cos the temperature's down
But baby, says maybe
Each time I try to get my fingers around
Please don't touch her
Sittin' with a tentpole, what a bloody jamboree
Listen to our motto, be prepared for ecstasy
 
2014-05-13 04:53:23 PM

Hiro-ACiD: teenage mutant ninja rapist: RCMP has the time to do this because it sure beats working east hastings.

No doubt. FTA:  Grainger, who said each and every officer will be assigned to the beach beat - "everyone from our detachment commander to our freshest recruit."

So all the horsemen get to walk around and gawk a little in their summer and call it working. But hey, if it distracts them from tazing and killing immigrants at the airport I'm for it.


oh sure. You taze one immigrant....
 
2014-05-13 04:56:48 PM

Hiro-ACiD: teenage mutant ninja rapist: RCMP has the time to do this because it sure beats working east hastings.

No doubt. FTA:  Grainger, who said each and every officer will be assigned to the beach beat - "everyone from our detachment commander to our freshest recruit."

So all the horsemen get to walk around and gawk a little in their summer and call it working. But hey, if it distracts them from tazing and killing immigrants at the airport I'm for it.


Yeah, seems that way. Like I said upthread, my org was/is responsible for maintaining and patrolling Wreck Beach, only calling in the cops for criminal matters. We even have ATVs and everything. Sounds like the VPD wants to do a little more sight-seeing.
 
2014-05-13 05:30:14 PM

Nexzus: Hiro-ACiD: So all the horsemen get to walk around and gawk a little in their summer and call it working. But hey, if it distracts them from tazing and killing immigrants at the airport I'm for it.

Yeah, seems that way. Like I said upthread, my org was/is responsible for maintaining and patrolling Wreck Beach, only calling in the cops for criminal matters. We even have ATVs and everything. Sounds like the VPD wants to do a little more sight-seeing.


As I mentioned, I spent a summer on the beach and my experience was the community was quite capable of self-policing, and reaching out to the police when required. Nice to see another Wreck`r around Fark anyways. :)
 
2014-05-13 07:14:50 PM
Yeah, um. Can we enhance the portion of the picture to the right of the female RCMP's glasses?
 
2014-05-14 01:01:02 AM
will brenda be at the beach all naked?  she's kind of cute
 
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