Peaceboy: At first I thought this said RHCP, and then the rest of the headline would have made perfect sense.
InterruptingQuirk: Somebody needs to clean their sensor or their lens>[www.theprovince.com image 619x419]lot of dust
King Something: Penis.
Hiro-ACiD: LEAVE WRECK BEACH ALONE!Vancouver streets have no shortage of crack and heroin, but the RCMP have time to pitch tents on the nude beach to disrupt the self-starters selling beer, weed, and mushrooms to middle-aged upper earners taking a break from their workaday worlds. Makes perfect sense.../paid my tuition one year at UBC by working Wreck for the summer//Beer Ball!
Hiro-ACiD: working Wreck for the summer
Nexzus: It's interesting, as Wreck Beach is owned by my org. As far as I know, our parks department has always been pretty good at keeping the peace.From the log a few years ago:Was warned by beach regular of a tall male of 6'4", clim, tanned, lots of piercings, possibly has HIV, that has been hanging around oasis area performing lewd acts with sex toys attached to logs and trees. He continues (mostly on weekends) to do this even after being askednot to by the public
pute kisses like a man: InterruptingQuirk: Somebody needs to clean their sensor or their lens>[www.theprovince.com image 619x419]lot of dustlady in tie-dye t-shirt frowns on your shenanigans
vudukungfu: Why do they leave all that firewood laying about?
teenage mutant ninja rapist: RCMP has the time to do this because it sure beats working east hastings.
Hiro-ACiD: teenage mutant ninja rapist: RCMP has the time to do this because it sure beats working east hastings.No doubt. FTA: Grainger, who said each and every officer will be assigned to the beach beat - "everyone from our detachment commander to our freshest recruit."So all the horsemen get to walk around and gawk a little in their summer and call it working. But hey, if it distracts them from tazing and killing immigrants at the airport I'm for it.
Nexzus: Hiro-ACiD: So all the horsemen get to walk around and gawk a little in their summer and call it working. But hey, if it distracts them from tazing and killing immigrants at the airport I'm for it.Yeah, seems that way. Like I said upthread, my org was/is responsible for maintaining and patrolling Wreck Beach, only calling in the cops for criminal matters. We even have ATVs and everything. Sounds like the VPD wants to do a little more sight-seeing.
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