moel: Sofa King Smart: lack of warmth: As for the slide, an enclosed tube, I can do that. I hate the open slides. After one made me feel like I was going to fly right out the side, I almost quit slides completely. I can do tubes, as sometimes I find comfort in being enclosed. With the possibility of falling a long ways unsafely, I suddenly have some agoraphobia.what if the person who went down the 'tube' before you was overly rotund... and they get stuck in a section of tube on the way down... the teenage ride operator doesn't notice and sends you down... you hit the section of backed up water that fills the tube... water continues to fill the tube behind you... enjoy the 'tube'Umm wouldn't you get stuck in the section at the top...because as far as i'm aware all the bits have to be the same diameter to form a safe and water tight tube?Sorry for pedantry.
The Googles Do Nothing: Big farking deal. Try being up to your knees in a rice paddy slugging it out with Charlie. THAT will terrify you. American youth these days are a bunch of p*ssywimps.
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Hey, cool, we're greenlighting commercials now.
moel: Pah....amateurslooks pretty cool, but not that scary! Would like a go!
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