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(Metro)   Oh come on wusses, what's a little water from a water slide going to do to you? Make you crap your pants? Depends   (metro.co.uk) divider line 11
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2014-05-13 02:45:07 AM  
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llwproductions.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-13 08:34:43 AM  
3 votes:
Oh man, that reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell of, and I just stood there looking at his big beautiful hairy balls just flopping around.  Holy geeze I wanted to lick 'em.
2014-05-13 01:14:13 PM  
2 votes:

moel: Sofa King Smart: lack of warmth: As for the slide, an enclosed tube, I can do that.  I hate the open slides.  After one made me feel like I was going to fly right out the side, I almost quit slides completely.  I can do tubes, as sometimes I find comfort in being enclosed.  With the possibility of falling a long ways unsafely, I suddenly have some agoraphobia.

what if the person who went down the 'tube' before you was overly rotund... and they get stuck in a section of tube on the way down... the teenage ride operator doesn't notice and sends you down... you hit the section of backed up water that fills the tube... water continues to fill the tube behind you... enjoy the 'tube'

Umm wouldn't you get stuck in the section at the top...because as far as i'm aware all the bits have to be the same diameter to form a safe and water tight tube?

Sorry for pedantry.


not necessarily... they are sliding down and somehow one of their chubby knees hits a dry patch on the wall of the tube... forcing their knees upwards toward their belly/chest and they become wedged into the tube, unable to go any further and unable to get their legs straightened out...

//I suppose I just don't like enclosed spaces and imagine strange worst-case scenarios in my head...

or in the case of multiple people running into each other... they become entangled and wedged into the tube... blocking the tube and slowly filling up with water...

skeptisys.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-13 09:20:17 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

/First thing I thought of.
2014-05-13 07:01:07 AM  
2 votes:
Pull, the lever, Kronk.
2014-05-13 08:44:20 AM  
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Big farking deal.  Try being up to your knees in a rice paddy slugging it out with Charlie.  THAT will terrify you.  American youth these days are a bunch of p*ssywimps.


That sounds like a horrible ride.
2014-05-13 08:43:33 AM  
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Hey, cool, we're greenlighting commercials now.


Well, no one bent over for the sponsored links, so now Fark is using lube.
2014-05-13 07:19:53 AM  
1 votes:

moel: Pah....amateurs



looks pretty cool, but not that scary! Would like a go!


Is it Safe?
2014-05-13 07:10:52 AM  
1 votes:
blogs.ocweekly.com
2014-05-13 07:05:03 AM  
1 votes:
Pah....amateurs

www.mentalfloss.com

looks pretty cool, but not that scary! Would like a go!
2014-05-13 06:56:29 AM  
1 votes:
Big farking deal.  Try being up to your knees in a rice paddy slugging it out with Charlie.  THAT will terrify you.  American youth these days are a bunch of p*ssywimps.
 
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