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(Daily Mail)   Study from the Romero Institute finds even a small amount of alcohol can make other people seem more attractive   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Obvious, Romero Institute, Durham University, beer goggles  
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2014-05-13 12:20:57 AM
The study leaders said this confirmed the beer goggle hypothesis, which claims people become more attractive to the opposite sex after a few drinks.

I know I definitely become more attractive after I've had a few drinks.
 
2014-05-13 01:14:18 AM

fusillade762: The study leaders said this confirmed the beer goggle hypothesis, which claims people become more attractive to the opposite sex after a few drinks.

I know I definitely become more attractive after I've had a few drinks.


I don't know if I do or not...I don't stand still long enough because I'm busy being such an awesome dancer.
 
2014-05-13 01:14:21 AM
It makes me smart and witty too
 
2014-05-13 01:15:37 AM
Alcohol makes me a better dancer
 
2014-05-13 01:16:49 AM
Which is why Guinness is so popular over there.
 
2014-05-13 01:18:07 AM
Beer makes everything funnier too
 
2014-05-13 01:19:40 AM
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You're my boy Blue!
 
2014-05-13 01:25:41 AM
Explains why most Farkers are conceived.
 
2014-05-13 01:29:01 AM
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2014-05-13 01:29:19 AM
I once dated a girl for whom alcohol had a pretty strong aphrodisiac effect.  Seriously, all it took was two or three cocktails or glasses of wine and she was DTF.  None of the girls I've dated before or since have had  that strong of a reaction to a few drinks.

I miss her.
 
2014-05-13 01:32:39 AM
I'm just really confused by the face palm picture from the article.

She's pretty good looking.
 
2014-05-13 01:36:08 AM

darkjezter: I once dated a girl for whom alcohol had a pretty strong aphrodisiac effect.  Seriously, all it took was two or three cocktails or glasses of wine and she was DTF.  None of the girls I've dated before or since have had  that strong of a reaction to a few drinks.

I miss her.


I dated a professor who was dancing on the table drunk after 2 bud lights.  she was fun.
 
2014-05-13 01:37:42 AM
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2014-05-13 01:53:12 AM
Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha, you're Shamu, you're Jabba the farkin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
 
2014-05-13 01:57:39 AM
Except for subby's mom.
 
2014-05-13 02:03:24 AM
That reminds me, I need to send another thank you card to my vasectomy doctor.
 
2014-05-13 02:09:08 AM
As old as the Internet:
cdn.thatsnerdalicious.com
 
2014-05-13 02:36:07 AM

darkjezter: I once dated a girl for whom alcohol had a pretty strong aphrodisiac effect.


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2014-05-13 02:41:29 AM

SquiggsIN: darkjezter: I once dated a girl for whom alcohol had a pretty strong aphrodisiac effect.  Seriously, all it took was two or three cocktails or glasses of wine and she was DTF.  None of the girls I've dated before or since have had  that strong of a reaction to a few drinks.

I miss her.

I dated a professor who was dancing on the table drunk after 2 bud lights.  she was fun.


But the woman I used to go out with wasn't drunk after 2 or 3 drinks. She could still function quite well. No slurred words, no stumbling, no dancing on tables, etc. She just had a buzz going, but it was a buzz that made her really horny. There were a few times where she and I went to a party or a bar, and after only an hour or two of being there she asked me to take her home because the few drinks she'd had put her in the mood for sex.

I started serving wine whenever I cooked dinner for us because it would guarantee I'd getting laid.
 
2014-05-13 02:41:35 AM

fusillade762: The study leaders said this confirmed the beer goggle hypothesis, which claims people become more attractive to the opposite sex after a few drinks.

I know I definitely become more attractive after I've had a few drinks.


And you get easily ticked off when other people don't appreciate your suddenly stunning looks.

/honestly thought Subby was trolling and this was going to be an article about the effects of perfume/cologne and that effect of changing people's perceptions of attractiveness.
//and before Fumigated Farkers jump at me, I'm not talking about people who drench themselves
///splashes it on. It's how I define my personal space. Get out of it.
////end appendix
 
2014-05-13 02:45:27 AM

TomD9938: darkjezter: I once dated a girl for whom alcohol had a pretty strong aphrodisiac effect.

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She has soft hands ya see...
 
2014-05-13 03:33:01 AM
File this one under "No Shiat". So the study was conducted by researchers from the University of Bristol's Tobacco and Alcohol Research Group (TARG)?

Lemme guess. They used to be known as the Tobacco and Alcohol Research Division.
 
2014-05-13 05:38:54 AM
So get totalfark or something?
 
2014-05-13 06:06:09 AM
Booze has certainly helped me lower my standards over the years!

Who am I fooling? I have no standards...
 
2014-05-13 06:16:39 AM
"I know she looks like the kid on Mad Magazine. I think it's hilarious and I want to fark her anyway." - MikeD85, 2005, hammered.
 
hej
2014-05-13 09:18:59 AM
It sure as hell makes me better looking.
 
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