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(WTAE)   Legendary DJ Casey Kasem missing   (wtae.com) divider line 63
    More: Sad, Casey Kasem, Los Angeles Superior Court, elder abuse  
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20307 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 May 2014 at 6:36 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-12 05:04:41 PM  
21 votes:
Stepmom would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
2014-05-12 05:00:02 PM  
18 votes:
Zoinks!
2014-05-12 05:36:10 PM  
13 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


Looks a bit like Rob Ford in drag.
2014-05-12 05:09:19 PM  
11 votes:
Coming in at #1 one on this week's top 40 countdown, "where am I, and how did I get here?".
2014-05-12 08:09:04 PM  
10 votes:

whyerhead: Hmm.. Casey's other Daughter Liberty isn't too bad looking either..
[img.fark.net image 850x850]


Meh. I'd rather fark the dog. That doesn't mean I think the girl is hideous or anything. I just like farking dogs.

/don't judge me
2014-05-12 06:44:27 PM  
8 votes:
See, when you come out of those upbeat threads, man, it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you gotta go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for. I want somebody to use his farking brain to not come out of a goddamn story that is-that's upbeat and I gotta read about a farking DJ dying!"  Is Drew on the phone?
2014-05-12 05:28:52 PM  
5 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.


Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

www.hollywoodreporter.com
2014-05-12 06:42:07 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net

...and the bodies pile up.  Don't leave town, Mr. Aiken.
2014-05-12 07:16:34 PM  
3 votes:
In 2014, a little boy writes: Dear Casey. My name is Timmy and I'm six years old. My mom and dad are worried because they don't know where the fark you are. So where the fark are you? Signed, Timmy.

Well, Timmy, I wish I knew where the fark I was, I really do. But the truth is, I'm just an old man with a tyrannosaur for a wife and a bad case of dementia. You might say I'm lost in my own thoughts -- like the windmills of your mind. And that's our number six song for today, January 5th, 1972...
2014-05-12 06:48:30 PM  
3 votes:
He'll be back in a minute...

with the rest of the story.
2014-05-12 06:44:30 PM  
3 votes:
Boy, this is farking ponderous, man, ponderous!
2014-05-12 06:39:31 PM  
3 votes:
Search all of the abandoned amusement parks and mansions. If all else fails, leave a trail of Scooby Snacks back to his house.
2014-05-12 06:38:52 PM  
3 votes:
He's just looking for a little dog named Snuggles.

/god dammit
2014-05-12 06:33:34 PM  
3 votes:
He's off the charts
2014-05-12 06:18:32 PM  
3 votes:
Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).
2014-05-12 06:09:02 PM  
3 votes:
Well, Casey, here is your long distance dedication from the album The Long Goodbye, with a track called, "Losing Me."
2014-05-12 06:08:37 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

Dammit. You just KNOW Zoltar and Planet Spectra are behind this.

/yes, I know it was originally Gatchaman
2014-05-12 09:20:51 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).

The search. It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.


The lyrics "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" (NSFW language) never were more appropriate.
2014-05-12 07:46:21 PM  
2 votes:
They are together

img.fark.net
2014-05-12 07:34:40 PM  
2 votes:

Barnacles!: Casey is just retiring from public life to work on restoring his hair to its 1975 glory:

[i98.photobucket.com image 300x328]


If panties didn't spontaneously explode when he walked by with that hairdo, then there is no justice.
2014-05-12 06:54:37 PM  
2 votes:
Presumably I'm a suspect in this case.

My show was on opposite Kasey's in the 1980's.

//90 watts of thunder. In a valley. On a short tower.
2014-05-12 06:40:34 PM  
2 votes:
PS:

I bet he's off walking his pet dead dog named Snuggles.
2014-05-12 05:59:58 PM  
2 votes:
image.spreadshirt.com
2014-05-12 05:09:14 PM  
2 votes:
And the number one place that our callers think he has been voted off to?  That's Easter Island.
2014-05-13 09:00:43 AM  
1 votes:
Movin' up two spots this week on Kasey's top 40:

www.progarchives.com
2014-05-13 08:18:32 AM  
1 votes:
Police have started counting down the Top 40 places he could be...


/got nothing
2014-05-13 04:55:41 AM  
1 votes:
I'm Casey Kasem, on with the countdown.

Next, we have a long-distance message ... from me.

Dear family,

I know right now that you're looking for me. Well I'm looking for you, too. And the answer to where I am right now is hidden in a hit song from 1989 ...
2014-05-12 11:26:42 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe he's hanging with Wolfman Jack at some obscure radio station eating melted popsicles?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-12 10:19:33 PM  
1 votes:

Wireless Joe: They're all just afraid he'll pull a Mickey Rooney.


Not a Rusty Venture?
2014-05-12 09:47:30 PM  
1 votes:
Just got a "Zoinks!" on Warehouse 13.
2014-05-12 09:47:22 PM  
1 votes:
1. Missing You - John Waite
2. Missing You - Diana Ross
3. Missing You - Steve Perry
4. Missing You - Black Eyed Peas
5. Missing You - Mary J. Blige
5. Missing - Evanescence
6. Missing - Everything But The Girl
7. Miss You - Rolling Stones
8. Miss You - Aaliyah
9. You're Missing - Bruce Springsteen
10. You Don't Know What You Got ('Til It's Gone) - Cinderella
.
2014-05-12 09:32:29 PM  
1 votes:
That was this week's long distance dedication, 'Missing You' by John Waite. And now on with the countdown.
2014-05-12 09:32:12 PM  
1 votes:
My brother used to be a radio engineer and he ran this show on the local station.

It was all on LP.

img.fark.net

Now that your image of Casey Kasem sitting at the mic doing the show live has been shattered...
2014-05-12 09:22:05 PM  
1 votes:
And this request goes out to a heartsick lover, with a severed head.

/mst3k ain't obscure
2014-05-12 09:19:19 PM  
1 votes:

Clutch2013: CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

Naturally, first thing I noticed were boobs, and a smile started to form.

Then my eyes de-cropped, and I saw the rest of...her.

Looks like Divine with less makeup.


My first thought was a John Waters film. Ugh.
2014-05-12 09:14:38 PM  
1 votes:
She stashed him in the same safe with his $80 million.
2014-05-12 09:12:27 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

RIP Casey Kasem
2014-05-12 08:09:25 PM  
1 votes:
Give him his liberty!

Or give him his pizza pie.
2014-05-12 07:54:51 PM  
1 votes:
Glad to see all the mentions of Snuggles.

/snuggles
2014-05-12 07:50:51 PM  
1 votes:
These uptempo godamn numbers, I been tellin' you guys......You come outta one of these GODAMNED uptempo numbers, and I gotta do a godamned dog's death dedication?  How many times have we been over this?  Get Don on the phone.  No, no, get 'im on the phone!  It's farkin' ponderous.  You farkin' guys are settin' me up.


/that, and "i will slice like a farkin' hammer" are two of my favorite blooper reels.
2014-05-12 07:44:27 PM  
1 votes:
Meh. Seems like a stretch.

See?

www.wtae.com
2014-05-12 07:42:40 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).


The search. It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.
2014-05-12 07:36:06 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: He'll be back in a minute...

with the rest of the story.


kotv.images.worldnow.com

Frowns on your shenanigans.
2014-05-12 07:32:57 PM  
1 votes:
Man, we joke around but this guy's had a tough life:

1)  Born in Detroit.
2)  This.
2014-05-12 07:29:13 PM  
1 votes:
Casey is just retiring from public life to work on restoring his hair to its 1975 glory:

i98.photobucket.com
2014-05-12 07:20:13 PM  
1 votes:
Someone needs to call the World's Greatest Detective and his youthful ward, what's-his-name.

static.squarespace.com
2014-05-12 07:18:18 PM  
1 votes:
Still not convinced Jean's not a gold digger.  Wonder how creepy her mug shot will be?
2014-05-12 07:10:46 PM  
1 votes:
Removed from the country in what, a suitcase?  I suspect a sex slavery ring in somehow involved.

/ Someone's going to get away with it too, unless we can find some meddling kids.
2014-05-12 07:06:43 PM  
1 votes:

Foundling: Presumably I'm a suspect in this case.

My show was on opposite Kasey's in the 1980's.

//90 watts of thunder. In a valley. On a short tower.


I remember you. You were on tape!

cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-12 07:05:13 PM  
1 votes:
Casey call your pep pep
2014-05-12 06:58:14 PM  
1 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


That's a man, baby!
2014-05-12 06:57:00 PM  
1 votes:
I say start with the 40th state of the union (South Dakota) and start looking backwards from there..
2014-05-12 06:56:04 PM  
1 votes:
Did they check her cleavage?
2014-05-12 06:52:59 PM  
1 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


Naturally, first thing I noticed were boobs, and a smile started to form.

Then my eyes de-cropped, and I saw the rest of...her.

Looks like Divine with less makeup.
2014-05-12 06:51:36 PM  
1 votes:
Since everyone else took the good Casey Kasem quotes, I'm just going to give props to the weekly 80s rebroadcasts. A few weeks ago, I not only remember the particular broadcast, I had taped certain songs on a cassette tape. It gave me chills and deja vu.

/csb
//and the countdown rolls on
2014-05-12 06:50:31 PM  
1 votes:
Better get Teletraan I to send out a sky spy...oh wait.

/obscure?
2014-05-12 06:48:29 PM  
1 votes:
These legal proceedings are farkin' ponderous, man. Ponderous!

/join us this Sunday morning, and every Sunday morning at two ... TWO?!?
2014-05-12 06:47:15 PM  
1 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x710]


images.tvrage.com

Don't  do that!
2014-05-12 06:46:28 PM  
1 votes:
Ran across this - seems appropriate.

i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-12 06:43:23 PM  
1 votes:
hidensneek.com
2014-05-12 06:41:43 PM  
1 votes:
I've loved Casey ever since I listened to him every single Sunday night doing the top 40 while playing Legos or drawing spaceships back in the '70s.

But you MUST search for and find the "Celebrities at their worst" compilation of some of Casey's hilarious expletive-filled outtakes from the shows!  Side-splittingly funny.

"What the f*** am I doing?  Promos inside the f***ing game?"
2014-05-12 06:41:34 PM  
1 votes:
What the f*ck am I doing?
2014-05-12 05:23:56 PM  
1 votes:

grokca: Zoinks!


Damnit. That was my first thought too.
 
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