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(WTAE)   Legendary DJ Casey Kasem missing   (wtae.com) divider line 173
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2014-05-12 07:54:51 PM
Glad to see all the mentions of Snuggles.

/snuggles
 
2014-05-12 07:54:54 PM

Archimedes' Principal: Removed from the country in what, a suitcase?  I suspect a sex slavery ring in somehow involved.

/ Someone's going to get away with it too, unless we can find some meddling kids.


Hey, maybe he'll bring back that Natalie Holloway chick.

That is... if they ever come back.
 
2014-05-12 07:58:30 PM
Hmm.. Casey's other Daughter Liberty isn't too bad looking either..
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2014-05-12 08:00:24 PM
They're all just afraid he'll pull a Mickey Rooney.
 
2014-05-12 08:01:15 PM

whyerhead: Hmm.. Casey's other Daughter Liberty isn't too bad looking either..
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ennnhhhhh.  look at her face. all blotchy and shiat.  and she's got some weird eyebrows.  i'd let her slob me off but that's not hittable.  at best she's a 7, and an LA 5.  she's no slampiece.
 
2014-05-12 08:09:04 PM

whyerhead: Hmm.. Casey's other Daughter Liberty isn't too bad looking either..
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Meh. I'd rather fark the dog. That doesn't mean I think the girl is hideous or anything. I just like farking dogs.

/don't judge me
 
2014-05-12 08:09:25 PM
Give him his liberty!

Or give him his pizza pie.
 
2014-05-12 08:09:54 PM
Can't they track him with a seismometer ?
 
2014-05-12 08:12:02 PM

Hobodeluxe: lindalouwho: loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.

This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.

yeah she doesn't want them sticking a will in front of him to sign or anything.


I'm pretty sure the courts made that impossible for anyone to do, around 6 months ago.
 
2014-05-12 08:16:14 PM
It's all a big publicity stunt for his comeback. Says" Seacrest is a pussy"
 
2014-05-12 08:16:27 PM

BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.

This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel

Lol ya got me there!

/needs to skip the "crappy family" stories for a minute instead

Just playing around :)


I know. Watching The Blacklist finale tonight ought to re-ground me.

/wut?
 
2014-05-12 08:19:54 PM
My ex and I had a week long run-in with Jean Kasem when she was in DC filming a really 3rd rate movie. (college comedy)  Filming was set in several buildings at a small women's college in upper Georgetown, where my ex happened to be on faculty.

She goes into her office one morning to find Jean Kasem sitting in her chair, eating breakfast with food all over the desk and using her phone.   She couldn't believe that the beyotch had the gall to simply walk into someone's office and take it over like it was her own. (The strange thing was that Casey had a trailer delivered to the set just for Jean's use.)

I went by the place on my day off and the crew was so obviously annoyed with her that they were being openly hostile to her, while going out of their way to make nice to my ex-wife.  Casey actually showed up in a limo and she got in pouting and drove away, never to be seen on that set again.

So don't color me surprised by these developments.
 
2014-05-12 08:26:29 PM
/Came here for the Negativland awesome
//Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-12 08:40:15 PM

BSABSVR: And the number one place that our callers think he has been voted off to?  That's Easter Island.


All I want is a head like the heads on Easter Island.
 
2014-05-12 08:42:26 PM

BravadoGT: ...and the bodies pile up.  Don't leave town, Mr. Aiken.


man I laughed. Watch out bearded singing euro tranny, you are next.
 
2014-05-12 09:01:22 PM
What does Ryan Seacrest know, and when did he know it?
 
2014-05-12 09:11:34 PM

whyerhead: Hmm.. Casey's other Daughter Liberty isn't too bad looking either..
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She's Lebanese, so there goes whatever chance you had anyway.
 
2014-05-12 09:12:27 PM
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RIP Casey Kasem
 
2014-05-12 09:14:38 PM
She stashed him in the same safe with his $80 million.
 
2014-05-12 09:19:19 PM

Clutch2013: CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

Naturally, first thing I noticed were boobs, and a smile started to form.

Then my eyes de-cropped, and I saw the rest of...her.

Looks like Divine with less makeup.


My first thought was a John Waters film. Ugh.
 
2014-05-12 09:20:51 PM

Mugato: Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).

The search. It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.


The lyrics "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" (NSFW language) never were more appropriate.
 
2014-05-12 09:22:05 PM
And this request goes out to a heartsick lover, with a severed head.

/mst3k ain't obscure
 
2014-05-12 09:26:51 PM

Ambivalence: Does it make me a bad person if, when I read that, my first thought is that Kasem is dead and his wife just doens't want to give up control of his money or share an inheritance?


The boyfriend here read aloud the story from the LA Times and that's pretty much the *first* thing I said.... then again, I read far too many true crime novels.

Second guess is some kind of violent moment as a frustrated caregiver, which I hate even thinking about, and someone has hid all the evidence.

/yes I have terrible views on humanity
 
2014-05-12 09:32:12 PM
My brother used to be a radio engineer and he ran this show on the local station.

It was all on LP.

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Now that your image of Casey Kasem sitting at the mic doing the show live has been shattered...
 
2014-05-12 09:32:29 PM
That was this week's long distance dedication, 'Missing You' by John Waite. And now on with the countdown.
 
2014-05-12 09:33:40 PM

Forlorne Greene: Man, we joke around but this guy's had a tough life:

1)  Born in Detroit.
2)  This.


Yeah, but I bet 1930's Detroit was a far less depressing place to live in than modern-day Detroit.....

/ even accounting for the "Great Depression"
 
2014-05-12 09:33:55 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Found him
 
2014-05-12 09:46:07 PM
"I'm Casey Kasem, and I'm an idiot"

/obscure?
 
2014-05-12 09:46:15 PM

Choc-Ful-A: Mugato: Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).

The search. It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.

The lyrics "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" (NSFW language) never were more appropriate.


Check the drapes...
 
2014-05-12 09:47:22 PM
1. Missing You - John Waite
2. Missing You - Diana Ross
3. Missing You - Steve Perry
4. Missing You - Black Eyed Peas
5. Missing You - Mary J. Blige
5. Missing - Evanescence
6. Missing - Everything But The Girl
7. Miss You - Rolling Stones
8. Miss You - Aaliyah
9. You're Missing - Bruce Springsteen
10. You Don't Know What You Got ('Til It's Gone) - Cinderella
.
 
2014-05-12 09:47:30 PM
Just got a "Zoinks!" on Warehouse 13.
 
2014-05-12 10:03:42 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 340x255]

Dammit. You just KNOW Zoltar and Planet Spectra are behind this.

/yes, I know it was originally Gatchaman


That sh*t rocked...
 
2014-05-12 10:11:55 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Forlorne Greene: Man, we joke around but this guy's had a tough life:

1)  Born in Detroit.
2)  This.

Yeah, but I bet 1930's Detroit was a far less depressing place to live in than modern-day Detroit.....

/ even accounting for the "Great Depression"



In the 1930s, even with the Depression, Detroit was still a nice place to live (as large cities go, anyway), and by the 1940s, it was booming because of the productivity due to the war. In the 1950s it was booming because the auto industry was riding high.

Detroit's downfall only came on after Motown turned to shiat, the Big Three automobile manufacturers abandoned Detroit by moving all their factories to Asia, Mexico, or Canada to save money, and nonpartisan criminals (running as "D" but beholden to no one) started playing politics to steal the city's remaining resources.

Add to that corrupt cops, gangs getting a foothold, and Devil's Night being jumped on by every disreputable business owner who wanted to claim insurance (it started out with people torching drug dens and rival gang hangouts, but the business owners realized they could hire firebugs to torch their place on Devil's Night and the fire department would be too busy to get to it, thus allowing the business to be completely destroyed and getting the owner a nice insurance payout.) -- Thanks to Devil's Night activities, whole NEIGHBORHOODS were slowly but surely burned to rubble and ash. My ex-wife grew up there, and the neighborhood where she lived is now several rows of crumbling foundation and burnt lumber, with a few skeletal, charred house frames left on the ends.

So yeah... Detroit was nice a long time ago, and I'm positive Casey Kasem got out LOOOONG before it turned to hell on Earth.
 
2014-05-12 10:19:20 PM
Casey Kasem:  "While I am missing, I would like to welcome KSLT in Pahrump, NV; WHOH in Siblingsburg, WV; and 51BONGO2 in Woolabonga, New Zealand, new affiliates of American Top 40.  Welcome"
 
2014-05-12 10:19:33 PM

Wireless Joe: They're all just afraid he'll pull a Mickey Rooney.


Not a Rusty Venture?
 
2014-05-12 10:37:12 PM
She probably doped him up , changed the will and then made him vanish so they can't contest it. The family needs to retain some professional help (kneecappers) to find out where she hid him.
 
2014-05-12 10:51:52 PM

you are a puppet: johnny_vegas: Casey's daughter, Kerri Kasem:

[lh6.ggpht.com image 428x640]

/provided for educational purposes only

Consider me educated. In fact I just graduated summa cum laude.


She's a nutbag Scientologist and conspiracy theorist. Don't stick it in crazy.
 
2014-05-12 11:02:27 PM
I listened to the top 40 as a kid in the early 80's at night at the same time I was watching Scooby Doo during the day and I never made the connection.

I have heard his voice for dozens of hours, enough that I can imagine the voice which is rare for me.
I Hope the end of his days are spent in comfort and peace.
 
2014-05-12 11:05:16 PM

Bathia_Mapes: theorellior: CPT Ethanolic: Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

I remember her looking reasonably hot when she'd guest on "Cheers" back in the day. Ahh, time wounds all heels.

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Not too shabby looking in "Ghostbusters" either, but that was before her boob job.


You guys are crazy. She was never hot.

/I always hated the Tortellis on Cheers
 
2014-05-12 11:12:19 PM
ruh roh Raggy!
 
2014-05-12 11:20:29 PM

grokca: Zoinks!

 
2014-05-12 11:26:42 PM
Maybe he's hanging with Wolfman Jack at some obscure radio station eating melted popsicles?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-12 11:39:15 PM
"This is Casey Kasem, from an undisclosed location, with THIS weeks Top 40...."
 
2014-05-12 11:40:55 PM

Luven: She probably doped him up , changed the will and then made him vanish so they can't contest it. The family needs to retain some professional help (kneecappers) to find out where she hid him.


Since he can no longer speak and has the mental capacity of a child. Any will signed after 2011 would likely be null and void.
 
2014-05-12 11:43:59 PM

borg: Luven: She probably doped him up , changed the will and then made him vanish so they can't contest it. The family needs to retain some professional help (kneecappers) to find out where she hid him.

Since he can no longer speak and has the mental capacity of a child. Any will signed after 2011 would likely be null and void.


Where did it say anything about his mental capacity?
 
2014-05-12 11:48:42 PM

stevetherobot: What does Ryan Seacrest know, and when did he know it?


He knows how to make hundreds of millions of dollars a year. He bought Dick Clark productions a few years ago and owns the kardashian show those two things alone make 80+ million year.
 
2014-05-12 11:56:23 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: borg: Luven: She probably doped him up , changed the will and then made him vanish so they can't contest it. The family needs to retain some professional help (kneecappers) to find out where she hid him.

Since he can no longer speak and has the mental capacity of a child. Any will signed after 2011 would likely be null and void.

Where did it say anything about his mental capacity?


He has Parkinson's Disease, and at this point it's unknown if he's being treated properly for it since his wife won't allow any of his children to visit. That's very worrying. Fortunately today one of his daughters was granted temporary conservatorship over her father's healthcare, which means she'll be able to have access his medical records.
 
2014-05-12 11:56:37 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: borg: Luven: She probably doped him up , changed the will and then made him vanish so they can't contest it. The family needs to retain some professional help (kneecappers) to find out where she hid him.

Since he can no longer speak and has the mental capacity of a child. Any will signed after 2011 would likely be null and void.

Where did it say anything about his mental capacity?


It was mentioned by a radio host a was listening to on my commute home. Host said he has known him for 30 years.
 
2014-05-13 12:05:46 AM

Choc-Ful-A: Mugato: Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).

The search. It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.

The lyrics "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" (NSFW language) never were more appropriate.



Back in the cassette days, I sent Negativland ten bucks in the mail and they sent me a bootleg copy of the U2 tape.  Stand-up guys, they were.
 
2014-05-13 12:54:27 AM

farkingismybusiness: [www.rantlifestyle.com image 640x360]
I bet he's either hanging with the Big Bopper down at the Max or on the dance floor busting The Sprain.


came in for the bayside reference

/leaving satisfied.
 
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