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(WTAE)   Legendary DJ Casey Kasem missing   (wtae.com) divider line 173
    More: Sad, Casey Kasem, Los Angeles Superior Court, elder abuse  
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2014-05-12 07:01:06 PM  
Does it make me a bad person if, when I read that, my first thought is that Kasem is dead and his wife just doens't want to give up control of his money or share an inheritance?
 
2014-05-12 07:01:46 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


I recall that they've been married forever, since before pre-nups became a thing.

Doesn't mean she's not a gold digger, but still.
 
2014-05-12 07:01:49 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x710]


he probably just fell in her canyon like vagina. send in a search team, pronto.
 
2014-05-12 07:03:03 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

That's a man, baby!


www.sitcomsonline.comDon't you talk about my beautiful Loretta that way!
 
2014-05-12 07:03:43 PM  
IMHO he was kidnapped by Charlene Tilton and Jan-Michael Vincent.
 
2014-05-12 07:04:44 PM  
It's funny that in 1991 Negativland got a raft full of lawyers up their ass for that U2 single. Nowadays we just look back on those early-digital era shenanigans and laugh.
 
2014-05-12 07:05:13 PM  
Casey call your pep pep
 
2014-05-12 07:05:20 PM  
She kinda looks like a Dominatrix...

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 07:06:10 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


I remember her looking reasonably hot when she'd guest on "Cheers" back in the day. Ahh, time wounds all heels.
 
2014-05-12 07:06:25 PM  

loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.


This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.
 
2014-05-12 07:06:43 PM  

Foundling: Presumably I'm a suspect in this case.

My show was on opposite Kasey's in the 1980's.

//90 watts of thunder. In a valley. On a short tower.


I remember you. You were on tape!

cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-12 07:07:38 PM  

spill_thrill: Casey call your pep pep


media0.giphy.com
Josh Groban is on it.
 
2014-05-12 07:08:01 PM  
He's looking for the pictures he was supposed to see.
 
2014-05-12 07:10:46 PM  
Removed from the country in what, a suitcase?  I suspect a sex slavery ring in somehow involved.

/ Someone's going to get away with it too, unless we can find some meddling kids.
 
2014-05-12 07:13:57 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 340x255]

Dammit. You just KNOW Zoltar and Planet Spectra are behind this.

/yes, I know it was originally Gatchaman


I remember being very confused that Mark (the Eagle) was on the radio announcing songs.  yes, I was quite young at the time.
 
2014-05-12 07:13:58 PM  

DarKrow: He's looking for the pictures he was supposed to see.


This has always been the most enigmatic part of that legendary clip. I always wondered what these "pictures" he was so worked up about not seeing were: headshots of him that he had to approve before they went into a press release? designs for a new studio or green room or office? a bunch of weird snapshots of naked chicks and cats and stuff (essentially the internet in paper form) that people back at the office had been circulating to much amusement but which hadn't gotten to Casey yet? "pictures" in the sense of "moving pictures" -- i.e. advanced screenings of upcoming movies that celebrities get invited to? Alas, now we'll never know.
 
2014-05-12 07:16:19 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Someone's going to get away with it too, unless we can find some meddling kids.


His kids are trying very hard to meddle, with only limited success. Perhaps they lack something, some sort of animal mascot. Maybe a cool van, too.

Srsly, this sucks. I can't imagine being kept from my dad by some nasty, gold digging biatch, especially if he was sick.
 
2014-05-12 07:16:34 PM  
In 2014, a little boy writes: Dear Casey. My name is Timmy and I'm six years old. My mom and dad are worried because they don't know where the fark you are. So where the fark are you? Signed, Timmy.

Well, Timmy, I wish I knew where the fark I was, I really do. But the truth is, I'm just an old man with a tyrannosaur for a wife and a bad case of dementia. You might say I'm lost in my own thoughts -- like the windmills of your mind. And that's our number six song for today, January 5th, 1972...
 
2014-05-12 07:17:03 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x710]


That's really tight butter there.
 
2014-05-12 07:18:18 PM  
Still not convinced Jean's not a gold digger.  Wonder how creepy her mug shot will be?
 
2014-05-12 07:20:13 PM  
Someone needs to call the World's Greatest Detective and his youthful ward, what's-his-name.

static.squarespace.com
 
2014-05-12 07:21:21 PM  

anthonix: I've loved Casey ever since I listened to him every single Sunday night doing the top 40 while playing Legos or drawing spaceships back in the '70s.

But you MUST search for and find the "Celebrities at their worst" compilation of some of Casey's hilarious expletive-filled outtakes from the shows!  Side-splittingly funny.

"What the f*** am I doing?  Promos inside the f***ing game?"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r_GYdYjgSA
 
2014-05-12 07:22:02 PM  
Casey's daughter, Kerri Kasem:

lh6.ggpht.com

/provided for educational purposes only
 
2014-05-12 07:23:26 PM  

drsmith: I say start with the 40th state of the union (South Dakota) and start looking backwards from there..


Nope, not here. North Dakota, you're up.
 
2014-05-12 07:25:54 PM  
I didn't realize he was still alive.
 
2014-05-12 07:28:28 PM  

lindalouwho: loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.

This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.


Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel
 
2014-05-12 07:29:13 PM  
Casey is just retiring from public life to work on restoring his hair to its 1975 glory:

i98.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-12 07:32:57 PM  
Man, we joke around but this guy's had a tough life:

1)  Born in Detroit.
2)  This.
 
2014-05-12 07:33:12 PM  
Jesus Christ on Toast she has huge farking tits!!!!
 
2014-05-12 07:33:47 PM  

lindalouwho: loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.

This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.


yeah she doesn't want them sticking a will in front of him to sign or anything.
 
2014-05-12 07:34:40 PM  

Barnacles!: Casey is just retiring from public life to work on restoring his hair to its 1975 glory:

[i98.photobucket.com image 300x328]


If panties didn't spontaneously explode when he walked by with that hairdo, then there is no justice.
 
2014-05-12 07:35:01 PM  
That's a huge b*tch.

/I thought he was dead
 
2014-05-12 07:35:08 PM  

johnny_vegas: Casey's daughter, Kerri Kasem:

[lh6.ggpht.com image 428x640]

/provided for educational purposes only


Consider me educated. In fact I just graduated summa cum laude.
 
2014-05-12 07:36:06 PM  

vudukungfu: He'll be back in a minute...

with the rest of the story.


kotv.images.worldnow.com

Frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2014-05-12 07:36:51 PM  

theorellior: CPT Ethanolic: Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

I remember her looking reasonably hot when she'd guest on "Cheers" back in the day. Ahh, time wounds all heels.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
Not too shabby looking in "Ghostbusters" either, but that was before her boob job.
 
2014-05-12 07:37:50 PM  
Who f**king cares?
 
2014-05-12 07:40:27 PM  

JonnyBGoode: vudukungfu: He'll be back in a minute...

with the rest of the story.

[kotv.images.worldnow.com image 430x322]

Frowns on your shenanigans.


Whatever.
Where ever he is it's probably on shaky grounds.
 
2014-05-12 07:41:43 PM  
... Now on with the countdown...
 
2014-05-12 07:42:00 PM  
Came her for The Ponderous. Leaving....sad.
 
2014-05-12 07:42:40 PM  

Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).


The search. It's ponderous man, ponderous, farking ponderous.
 
2014-05-12 07:42:55 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: but that was before her boob job.


Anytime someone says "boob job", 
I think of two things.:
The Watergate break in
And Expensive self mutilation
 
2014-05-12 07:43:27 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.

This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel


Lol ya got me there!

/needs to skip the "crappy family" stories for a minute instead
 
2014-05-12 07:44:00 PM  
I have never been one of his fans. I will admit that he had the perfect voice for top 40 radio.
 
2014-05-12 07:44:27 PM  
Meh. Seems like a stretch.

See?

www.wtae.com
 
2014-05-12 07:46:21 PM  
They are together

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-12 07:47:46 PM  
Those bastards from the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya finally got him.
 
2014-05-12 07:48:26 PM  

lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.

This.

I grew up with him on the radio.
There's a long, lousy backstory to the situation. It makes me so sick I think I'll have to skip the comments.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel

Lol ya got me there!

/needs to skip the "crappy family" stories for a minute instead


Just playing around :)
 
2014-05-12 07:49:14 PM  
www.puzzlepuzzles.com
 
2014-05-12 07:50:51 PM  
These uptempo godamn numbers, I been tellin' you guys......You come outta one of these GODAMNED uptempo numbers, and I gotta do a godamned dog's death dedication?  How many times have we been over this?  Get Don on the phone.  No, no, get 'im on the phone!  It's farkin' ponderous.  You farkin' guys are settin' me up.


/that, and "i will slice like a farkin' hammer" are two of my favorite blooper reels.
 
2014-05-12 07:54:39 PM  
Jinkies!
 
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