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(WTAE)   Legendary DJ Casey Kasem missing   (wtae.com) divider line 173
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2014-05-12 04:53:20 PM  
What the f**k? O_O
 
2014-05-12 05:00:02 PM  
Zoinks!
 
2014-05-12 05:04:41 PM  
Stepmom would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 
2014-05-12 05:05:42 PM  
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars...
 
2014-05-12 05:09:14 PM  
And the number one place that our callers think he has been voted off to?  That's Easter Island.
 
2014-05-12 05:09:19 PM  
Coming in at #1 one on this week's top 40 countdown, "where am I, and how did I get here?".
 
2014-05-12 05:18:44 PM  
Hmmm.  If he's on an Indian Reservation, perhaps his trophy wife put him there for herbal and other woo-woo bullshiat treatments.  Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.  Lots of guest spots, no talent whatsoever.  Apart from being blonde and seeming stupid.
 
2014-05-12 05:23:56 PM  

grokca: Zoinks!


Damnit. That was my first thought too.
 
2014-05-12 05:28:52 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.


Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2014-05-12 05:36:10 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


Looks a bit like Rob Ford in drag.
 
2014-05-12 05:59:58 PM  
image.spreadshirt.com
 
2014-05-12 06:06:56 PM  
The hits don't stop til we reach the top!
 
2014-05-12 06:08:37 PM  
i.imgur.com

Dammit. You just KNOW Zoltar and Planet Spectra are behind this.

/yes, I know it was originally Gatchaman
 
2014-05-12 06:09:02 PM  
Well, Casey, here is your long distance dedication from the album The Long Goodbye, with a track called, "Losing Me."
 
2014-05-12 06:12:04 PM  
Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days.
 
2014-05-12 06:18:32 PM  
Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).
 
2014-05-12 06:28:33 PM  

loveblondieo: Unfortunately he may already be dead or very close to it. It sounds like his wife was trying to cut off any contact his family had to him and this just ensures they can't be with him in his final days. for the money

 
2014-05-12 06:33:34 PM  
He's off the charts
 
2014-05-12 06:38:52 PM  
He's just looking for a little dog named Snuggles.

/god dammit
 
2014-05-12 06:39:31 PM  
Search all of the abandoned amusement parks and mansions. If all else fails, leave a trail of Scooby Snacks back to his house.
 
2014-05-12 06:40:34 PM  
PS:

I bet he's off walking his pet dead dog named Snuggles.
 
2014-05-12 06:40:59 PM  
Maybe he's out in the middle of nowhere and has a sprain?
 
2014-05-12 06:41:34 PM  
What the f*ck am I doing?
 
2014-05-12 06:41:43 PM  
I've loved Casey ever since I listened to him every single Sunday night doing the top 40 while playing Legos or drawing spaceships back in the '70s.

But you MUST search for and find the "Celebrities at their worst" compilation of some of Casey's hilarious expletive-filled outtakes from the shows!  Side-splittingly funny.

"What the f*** am I doing?  Promos inside the f***ing game?"
 
2014-05-12 06:42:07 PM  
img.fark.net

...and the bodies pile up.  Don't leave town, Mr. Aiken.
 
2014-05-12 06:43:19 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x710]


More like a steam shovel in drag
 
2014-05-12 06:43:23 PM  
hidensneek.com
 
2014-05-12 06:43:52 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x710]


Looks a little like. . .

b-i.forbesimg.com
 
2014-05-12 06:44:27 PM  
See, when you come out of those upbeat threads, man, it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you gotta go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for. I want somebody to use his farking brain to not come out of a goddamn story that is-that's upbeat and I gotta read about a farking DJ dying!"  Is Drew on the phone?
 
2014-05-12 06:44:30 PM  
Boy, this is farking ponderous, man, ponderous!
 
2014-05-12 06:44:32 PM  
I hope he hasn't fallen too many notches.
 
2014-05-12 06:45:32 PM  
Is it sad that I listened to his final broadcast clip on that site and cried? I remember many years of waking up to Kasey on Sunday Mornings, and he even did a Long Distance dedication for me once.. I hope that he's alright right now..
 
2014-05-12 06:45:45 PM  

Somacandra: Its probably that guy who owned Snuggles before he died. You know what I'm talking about. (NSFW).


Thanks. I love that clip.

grokca: Zoinks!


Should've figured I'd bee too late for that one...
 
2014-05-12 06:46:28 PM  
Ran across this - seems appropriate.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-05-12 06:47:15 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 648x710]


images.tvrage.com

Don't  do that!
 
2014-05-12 06:47:48 PM  
He's headed for number one with a bullet.
 
2014-05-12 06:48:29 PM  
These legal proceedings are farkin' ponderous, man. Ponderous!

/join us this Sunday morning, and every Sunday morning at two ... TWO?!?
 
2014-05-12 06:48:30 PM  
He'll be back in a minute...

with the rest of the story.
 
2014-05-12 06:49:52 PM  
Meh, I probly fapped to the gold digging shrew when she was starring on "The Toretellis", provided I hadn't run outta baby batter while watching Dana Plato.
 
2014-05-12 06:49:56 PM  

Peaceboy: Boy, this is farking ponderous, man, ponderous!


Farking ponder....

/tiny fists o' rage
 
2014-05-12 06:50:31 PM  
Better get Teletraan I to send out a sky spy...oh wait.

/obscure?
 
2014-05-12 06:51:36 PM  
Since everyone else took the good Casey Kasem quotes, I'm just going to give props to the weekly 80s rebroadcasts. A few weeks ago, I not only remember the particular broadcast, I had taped certain songs on a cassette tape. It gave me chills and deja vu.

/csb
//and the countdown rolls on
 
2014-05-12 06:52:59 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


Naturally, first thing I noticed were boobs, and a smile started to form.

Then my eyes de-cropped, and I saw the rest of...her.

Looks like Divine with less makeup.
 
2014-05-12 06:54:33 PM  
This guy's from Michigan and who gives a shiate?
 
2014-05-12 06:54:37 PM  
Presumably I'm a suspect in this case.

My show was on opposite Kasey's in the 1980's.

//90 watts of thunder. In a valley. On a short tower.
 
2014-05-12 06:56:04 PM  
Did they check her cleavage?
 
2014-05-12 06:57:00 PM  
I say start with the 40th state of the union (South Dakota) and start looking backwards from there..
 
2014-05-12 06:58:14 PM  

CPT Ethanolic: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jean Casem has always seemed to me to be the ultimate gold digger, ever since the early 80s when her husband was doing his best to start her career for her.

Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???


That's a man, baby!
 
2014-05-12 07:00:39 PM  
www.rantlifestyle.com
I bet he's either hanging with the Big Bopper down at the Max or on the dance floor busting The Sprain.
 
2014-05-12 07:00:52 PM  

robmilmel: CPT Ethanolic: Oh come on, does THIS look like a gold digger to you???

Looks a bit like Rob Ford in drag.


lol.
 
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