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(Bustle)   Facebook lowers your self esteem, you big fat dummy who isn't having as much fun as Fun McFunderfun living it up in Trophywifeville   (bustle.com) divider line 20
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2014-05-12 04:11:08 PM  
I am too busy to post on face book. My over wieght unemployed cousin posts all day and night. So there.
 
2014-05-12 04:43:52 PM  
My friend has a trophy wife. It obviously wasn't for first place.
 
2014-05-12 06:03:48 PM  
I was on Facebook 2 months. That's all the time it took for 3 ex girlfriends, my sister, and my mother to start stalking me. My last post " I'm done with this bullshiat, it's better for "society"".

/is encapsulating quotes wrong? Looks to me it is
 
2014-05-12 06:16:59 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: My friend has a trophy wife. It obviously wasn't for first place


That joke will never get old
 
2014-05-12 06:28:59 PM  

PreMortem: I was on Facebook 2 months. That's all the time it took for 3 ex girlfriends, my sister, and my mother to start stalking me. My last post: "I'm done with this bullshiat; it's better for 'society.'"

/is encapsulating quotes wrong? Looks to me it is


FTFY
 
2014-05-12 06:33:47 PM  
There are about 4 people on my FB who it seems use the site to constantly attempt to boost their self-esteem. They need constant attention and reassurance so FB is a godsend to them.
 
2014-05-12 06:44:01 PM  
I use Facebook to boost my self-esteem. I point and laugh at the incredibly stupid things people say using their real name. Just this morning, a whole bunch of people were talking about how they like curves, not sticks. Buddy, those aren't curves, they're rolls. Those "sticks" are the ones with curves.
 
2014-05-12 06:54:03 PM  
FB is so I can get the Fox News talking points before I see them on the daily show. Thanks Crazy relatives.
 
2014-05-12 07:09:12 PM  
FTFA:  Hello, Bustle.com only works with JavaScript.

#NOPE!

/whatever happened to presenting text with just plain ol' HTML
//no I do NOT want to open up my browser to all your javascript ad crap
 
2014-05-12 07:51:45 PM  
I haven't been on facebook in 4 or 5 months.

There are people whom every detail of their lives would be of interest to me. However I know none of them and I doubt they are on facebook.
 
2014-05-12 08:17:25 PM  
I boost my self esteem by posting news stories and captioning them with quotes I steal from the funniest of you fellows.
 
2014-05-12 11:02:07 PM  
I boost my self esteem by looking at my news feeds full of smoking hot women, fast cars, tattooed pinup girls, faster motorcycles, some combination of the previous 4 things and food porn.
 
2014-05-13 01:30:40 AM  
I get male attention from Fark, why would I need Facebook?
 
2014-05-13 01:47:02 AM  
I have a cousin that posts all this stuff about womens speaking out, and gay rights, and all sorts of liberally free speech stuff -- and yet EVERY time i comment in a way that doesnt masturbate her view of the world she deletes it. 

Social media in general is depressing because you only see other people through their own filters. You only see the image of themselves that they themselves craft. And your poor brain makes you feel like thats how they actually are and thats who you are supposed to be.

And then theres being presented with 100 different people you know and the pressure to maintain a social relationship with them and then the weird feeling of being in contact with hundreds of people and only a few of them ever really say anything back... its like being at a party where almost everyone is a douche and you get the impression you just dont fit in because everyone else is here so they must be getting something out of this so why am i not getting it? I feel so alone in this sea of people...

Its all very draining. There is a cure though. 

Counter their gleaming self portraits with anonymous bitter hate.
 
2014-05-13 01:56:33 AM  

cheap_thoughts: I get male attention from Fark, why would I need Facebook?


Well you know how to get your profile clicked on...

Question: Whats with the self depreciation? Being pretty and that self disparaging at the same time makes you look like a crazy biatch.
 
2014-05-13 09:54:18 AM  
I just can't get enough pictures of married couples and their kids!
 
2014-05-13 12:00:46 PM  
I stay in touch with my nieces, and if there's something that my wife and kids want to share... but I barely go on it unless I get a message that someone messaged me or similar.

Unless I'm going through funny pictures and decide to be stupid and post them.

But one kid and the wife are getting pretty bad on it... I keep reminding them how derp they are to always be on it.

mikefinch: cheap_thoughts: I get male attention from Fark, why would I need Facebook?

Well you know how to get your profile clicked on...

Question: Whats with the self depreciation? Being pretty and that self disparaging at the same time makes you look like a crazy biatch.


psstt... think about it, you just answered the question just by asking it.
 
2014-05-13 12:01:22 PM  

theurge14: I just can't get enough pictures of married couples and their kids!


wow, haven't seen you around in a while!  How've you been?
 
2014-05-13 12:30:28 PM  

imfallen_angel: theurge14: I just can't get enough pictures of married couples and their kids!

wow, haven't seen you around in a while!  How've you been?


Hello, friend!  Been living life, making fun of stuff as usual.  :)
 
2014-05-14 02:00:15 AM  

imfallen_angel: psstt... think about it, you just answered the question just by asking it


See... im not so sure... because i may or may not have faved her under the tag psycho hose beast...

Its the whores dilemma: Do i want attention now? Or to be respected later?
 
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