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(Daily Mail)   To the surprise of the entire western world, Kim Kardashian's baby's first words are not "charge it"   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-12 06:45:19 PM  
That little girl is going to grow up thinking that her mom is just another totally normal mom, but she's going to hit her teenage years and discover who Kim Kardashian is in the real world.

And when that happens, she'll be whoreified.
 
2014-05-12 07:03:52 PM  

SmackLT: That little girl is going to grow up thinking that her mom is just another totally normal mom, but she's going to hit her teenage years and discover who Kim Kardashian is in the real world.

And when that happens, she'll be whoreified.


I think this girl is already whorified.

/dnrtfa because fark them
 
2014-05-12 07:07:12 PM  
I guess "European visual, literary, and performance art movement that many saw as a reaction to the horrors of WWI that despite its almost anti-art proclivities, is often credited to being a precursor to the modernist and surrealist movement" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue."
 
2014-05-12 07:46:45 PM  
I had a dime on "Help!"
 
2014-05-12 07:50:41 PM  
mrwgifs.com
 
2014-05-12 07:52:11 PM  
Anal?
 
2014-05-12 07:53:12 PM  
Funny, I thought her first word would be "me".

It has to be the word she hears most in that family.
 
2014-05-12 07:54:32 PM  
Goonie goo goo?
 
2014-05-12 07:59:28 PM  
I dread the day their child starts learning math.

tng.trekcore.com
 
2014-05-12 08:01:52 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Goonie goo goo?


www.imisstheoldschool.com
 
2014-05-12 08:13:23 PM  
If you clicked that link you are part of the problem.
 
2014-05-12 08:27:04 PM  
 
2014-05-12 08:36:12 PM  
You wanna bet he sat with her all the time chanting "say daddy" til she did?
 
2014-05-12 08:58:36 PM  
She really is a beautiful baby though, no matter what you may think about her parents.
 
2014-05-12 09:07:37 PM  

Trixie212: She really is a beautiful baby though, no matter what you may think about her parents.


31.media.tumblr.com
Unlike Jeyonce.
 
2014-05-12 09:30:13 PM  
Sorry to burst this particular bubble, but the "dadadada" sound is baby babble. It's a sound that babies make. The fact that it is sort of a word for the male parent is pure coincidence.

The "mamama" sound is harder to make, so it comes later.
 
2014-05-12 09:30:43 PM  
Are we going to be subjected to this poor child's every bowel movement because Kim thinks it's cute? This is like people telling you baby stories st work, only 10 million times more douchier.
 
2014-05-12 09:32:44 PM  
We all know the first word of that hellspawn was "money"
 
2014-05-12 09:53:21 PM  
I figured it'd be "CPS!"
 
2014-05-12 10:49:42 PM  

LectertheChef: I figured it'd be "CPS!"


Or, adopt me please
 
2014-05-12 11:14:54 PM  
On the plus side if Kim ever changes the baby's diaper (not putting any money on it since they probably have nannies 100% of the time) Kim won't be squeamish about getting peed on.
 
2014-05-13 12:11:55 AM  
On a serious note, all three of my kids said, "Dada" before "Mama".  It's just gotta be easier to say.  Or maybe it's a survival thing left over from the Kurgan.
 
2014-05-13 12:40:10 AM  

LectertheChef: Of far greater importance.


O. M. G.
 
2014-05-13 12:44:12 AM  
Seriously, Fark?
 
2014-05-13 12:57:49 AM  

OhioUGrad: On the plus side if Kim ever changes the baby's diaper (not putting any money on it since they probably have nannies 100% of the time) Kim won't be squeamish about getting peed on.


Thread over.  You win.
 
2014-05-13 03:46:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-13 11:58:07 AM  

Savage Belief: Are we going to be subjected to this poor child's every bowel movement because Kim thinks it's cute? This is like people telling you baby stories st work, only 10 million times more douchier.


Of course, why else would she have a baby? For love?

Who's going to end up leaving her first, her kid or Kanye?
 
2014-05-13 12:47:10 PM  
"Trust Fund"
 
2014-05-13 04:32:14 PM  

MBrady: "dat ass"


"dem titties"
 
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