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(Telegraph)   Attention pot smokers: Please stop stealing the LED lights from my luxury cars so you can grow your demon weed   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-05-12 05:33:54 PM
While most of the items are sold on to other drivers, it is also thought that powerful LED headlamp units are used to help in the production of marijuana

That's some nice drug war scaremongering. Wake me when they actually catch somebody using the headlamps as grow lights.
 
2014-05-12 05:35:45 PM

fusillade762: While most of the items are sold on to other drivers, it is also thought that powerful LED headlamp units are used to help in the production of marijuana

That's some nice drug war scaremongering. Wake me when they actually catch somebody using the headlamps as grow lights.


They make a nice art deco chandelier.
 
2014-05-12 06:00:59 PM

fusillade762: While most of the items are sold on to other drivers, it is also thought that powerful LED headlamp units are used to help in the production of marijuana

That's some nice drug war scaremongering. Wake me when they actually catch somebody using the headlamps as grow lights.


It's the telegraph. It goes scaremonger, scaremonger, bring back hanging, scaremonger, cricket, send them back to africa, scaremongering, cricket. It's just the Daily Mail for rich people.
 
2014-05-12 06:36:10 PM
Those are some very powerful lights. They're not too good for growing, though. http://forum.grasscity.com/indoor-medical-marijuana-growing/94443-car - headlights-growing.html

BS
 
2014-05-12 07:05:23 PM
Makes you wonder how pot ever grow before luxury car accessory theft.
 
2014-05-12 07:05:45 PM
Yeah you aren't gonna grow shiat with those lights.  Not that I'd....y'know....know anything about....that kind of......heh-heh......
 
2014-05-12 07:06:14 PM
Marijuana smokers don't have time to rip off auto headlights. They're too busy stealing from senior citizens and raping babies.
 
2014-05-12 07:08:45 PM
Bullshiat, you need highly specialized LED lights for growing. The normal ones lack the full spectrum plants need.

/or so this guy i know told me
 
2014-05-12 07:09:46 PM
Why would you steal LED lights to grow weed? Plants need non-visible energy to photosynthesize.

Incandescent lights are cheap and provide plenty of heat as waste.

/Not a pot smoker, just someone who remembers high school biology
 
2014-05-12 07:10:53 PM
Attention goose-stepping right wing politicians:  Please knock off the War on Civil Liberties Drugs so pot growers can get their lights at Lowe's.
 
2014-05-12 07:12:32 PM
I feel sorry for those poor Range Rover owners.

Oh, that's right, no I don't
 
2014-05-12 07:12:45 PM
So, no one really knows if anyone is doing this. All they know for certain is that luxury car parts (hoods and mirrors, too) are hot items for thieves. No one really knows why expensive car parts are more attractive to thieves than those of, say, a Dodge Neon. It is a mystery.
 
2014-05-12 07:14:12 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Attention goose-stepping right wing politicians:  Please knock off the War on Civil Liberties Drugs so pot growers can get their lights at Lowe's.


Your rabid willingness to deprive our Moral MajorityTM of people to feel superior to is nothing short of terrorism, and I demand a stop to it at once.
 
2014-05-12 07:17:32 PM
What?! I never heard about this! It's an outrage!

When did the Daily Mail buy the Telegraph?!
 
2014-05-12 07:21:05 PM
You can smoke pot out of just about anything. The same can not be said of growing pot.

My most inventive was a bong I made out of a 14 hole doc martin boot.
 
2014-05-12 07:23:13 PM
Does your town have a problem with potholes?
 
2014-05-12 07:25:43 PM

crotchgrabber: You can smoke pot out of just about anything. The same can not be said of growing pot.

My most inventive was a bong I made out of a 14 hole doc martin boot.


"Marijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs. It leads to farking shoemaking!"
 
2014-05-12 07:28:08 PM
Oh for fark's sake. I can get and rig up a bunch of Surefire flashlights with much more powerful LED lights than they use in Cars.

Hell, they sell 'em at farking LOWES that are more powerful than car headlamps.

JFC.
 
2014-05-12 07:31:29 PM
Fargin' hippies.  Use the SUN, maybe you heard of it?
 
2014-05-12 07:34:38 PM
A distant relation of mine who grows cannabis in California for a dispensary told me that LEDs suck for grow lights.  ... something about power and spectrum and then rambled on for 10 minutes about things I didn't understand about his "art" of cannabis growing.
 
2014-05-12 07:34:51 PM
I thought you needed grow lamps, high-pressure sodium, or mercury vapor lights, since they give out more broad spectrum light.

Or so I've heard...
 
2014-05-12 07:40:09 PM
No, no they are not.  And I've grown both LED's and pot.
 
2014-05-12 07:41:27 PM
The best pot-growing light available.
freedesignfile.com
 
2014-05-12 07:49:05 PM

REO-Weedwagon: The best pot-growing light available.


Not hardly. Get it to shine nonstop for weeks on end and then we'll talk. If anything, the growing conditions found in nature hold cannabis back.

/not a grower
//or even a smoker
/// just a gardening enthusiast
 
2014-05-12 07:51:00 PM
"more quickly"?
 
2014-05-12 07:56:55 PM
fark you tardmitter/trollmitter.
 
2014-05-12 07:59:36 PM
You can get a combo containing an HPS bulb, 400 watt dual HPS/MH ballast, and reflector for like $200 from Amazon or Home Depot. Why the fark would you go out and try to cannibalize parts from a Range Rover? Don't these people know that potheads are lazy?
 
2014-05-12 08:07:37 PM
Plasma lighting is where it's at for growing. Full spectrum, more efficient than HPS or Metal Halide. Get the red plasma. (3000K color temp)
 
2014-05-12 08:40:19 PM
Wait, gangs are stealing lights from luxury SUVs and selling them to drug dealers? I thought it was the gangsters and drug dealers who drove those luxury SUVs...or do Escalades not have the right lights?
 
2014-05-12 08:45:52 PM

fusillade762: While most of the items are sold on to other drivers, it is also thought that powerful LED headlamp units are used to help in the production of marijuana

That's some nice drug war scaremongering. Wake me when they actually catch somebody using the headlamps as grow lights.


Stop messing with my derp!
 
2014-05-12 08:50:06 PM

Tigger: fusillade762: While most of the items are sold on to other drivers, it is also thought that powerful LED headlamp units are used to help in the production of marijuana

That's some nice drug war scaremongering. Wake me when they actually catch somebody using the headlamps as grow lights.

It's the telegraph. It goes scaremonger, scaremonger, bring back hanging, scaremonger, cricket, send them back to africa, scaremongering, cricket. It's just the Daily Mail for rich people.


Basically, this guy then?

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-12 08:53:20 PM

a_room_with_a_moose: crotchgrabber: You can smoke pot out of just about anything. The same can not be said of growing pot.

My most inventive was a bong I made out of a 14 hole doc martin boot.

"Marijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs. It leads to farking shoemaking!"

 digilander.libero.it
 
2014-05-12 08:57:20 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-12 09:08:09 PM
So these stoners are building a rig to convert home ac to 12v dc??? Me thinks not.
 
2014-05-12 09:27:54 PM

soseussme: I feel sorry for those poor Range Rover owners.

Oh, that's right, no I don't


Yup. I'll take problems I don't have with my '87 civic for $100, Alex.
 
2014-05-12 09:30:26 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: soseussme: I feel sorry for those poor Range Rover owners.

Oh, that's right, no I don't

Yup. I'll take problems I don't have with my '87 civic for $100, Alex.


Hey! If you get the question right you can buy another one.
 
2014-05-12 10:46:59 PM
My brother has Range Rover and I'm pretty sure it still has the headlights. I can't wait to tell him, we're going to make millions!
 
2014-05-13 03:13:21 AM

machodonkeywrestler: So these stoners are building a rig to convert home ac to 12v dc??? Me thinks not.


Laptop power supply and done
 
2014-05-13 05:13:32 AM

a_room_with_a_moose: crotchgrabber: You can smoke pot out of just about anything. The same can not be said of growing pot.

My most inventive was a bong I made out of a 14 hole doc martin boot.

"Marijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs. It leads to farking shoemaking!"


Cobblers!
 
2014-05-13 08:50:06 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard
2014-05-12 07:10:53 PM


Attention goose-stepping right wing politicians: Please knock off the War on Civil Liberties Drugs so pot growers can get their lights at Lowe's.

Thank godparticle the left is so forgiving on the topic.
 
2014-05-13 10:19:07 AM
When will this reefer madness end?
 
2014-05-13 10:45:39 AM
No they aren't.  You can get 400watt replacement LED bank for less than $200 to grow cannabis that is built to give a specific spectrum of light for plants.

Those Range Rover headlights blackmarket at a grand.

But nice try at fear mongering, retards.
 
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