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(WHAM Rochester)   Restaurant gives meal discount to children who behave while eating there, a triple shot of espresso and a puppy to those who don't   (13wham.com) divider line 12
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2014-05-12 05:58:12 PM  
10 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.


I don't want to stay home.  My kids are there
2014-05-12 03:46:12 PM  
3 votes:
I RTFA, and it appears to actually be a broad-based "heartwarming scene" discount instead of a specific "well-behaved kids" discount. So hopefully there will now be a slew of absolutely non-attention whoring people descending on this establishment to deliver totally spontaneous and soon-to-be-viral heartworming scenes that will be captured artfully via vertical cellphone video.
2014-05-12 11:03:36 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.




Syphillis is also part of society, that doesn't mean I want to encounter it when I'm trying to enjoy myself at a restaurant.
2014-05-12 06:01:00 PM  
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: OregonVet: This thread is about to go all Chuckie Cheese.

It is my RIGHT to drink $9.00 beer until I feel like fighting a teenager dressed as a mouse! Don't farking tread on me!


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2014-05-12 04:57:56 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: heartworming scenes


Ewww.
2014-05-12 06:27:14 PM  
1 votes:

Vexed Thespian: poison_amy: I recommend using Lanham's "Lard Factor" metric to tighten up your writing and get your thoughts on the board first.

I entered a couple of NPR's three minute fiction (600 word short story competitions) contests.

It showed me how much extra, unnecessary, repetitive, synonymous, repetitive and needlessly long writing I do...


There's a time to be succinct, and a time to be verbose. Sometimes you're Hemingway. Sometimes you're Dickens.
2014-05-12 06:20:35 PM  
1 votes:
checkraise.com
2014-05-12 06:10:01 PM  
1 votes:
WHAM, this kid will never dance again.
2014-05-12 06:04:18 PM  
1 votes:
Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.


Drunken louts swearing at the top of their lungs are a part of society.  If you don't like it, stay home.

/this line of reasoning works with pretty much anything
//try it for yourself
2014-05-12 06:01:26 PM  
1 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: So if there's something that makes their lives a little less hellish, they can give a surprise thank you to the folks in question.


So people will get discounts for slapping other people's kids?
2014-05-12 05:48:11 PM  
1 votes:

OregonVet: This thread is about to go all Chuckie Cheese.


Picture a Chuck E. Cheese inside of a Waffle House inside of a WalMart
2014-05-12 04:23:27 PM  
1 votes:
This thread is about to go all Chuckie Cheese.
 
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