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(WHAM Rochester)   Restaurant gives meal discount to children who behave while eating there, a triple shot of espresso and a puppy to those who don't   (13wham.com) divider line 9
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2014-05-12 06:04:18 PM  
5 votes:
Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.


Drunken louts swearing at the top of their lungs are a part of society.  If you don't like it, stay home.

/this line of reasoning works with pretty much anything
//try it for yourself
2014-05-12 03:46:12 PM  
3 votes:
I RTFA, and it appears to actually be a broad-based "heartwarming scene" discount instead of a specific "well-behaved kids" discount. So hopefully there will now be a slew of absolutely non-attention whoring people descending on this establishment to deliver totally spontaneous and soon-to-be-viral heartworming scenes that will be captured artfully via vertical cellphone video.
2014-05-12 11:03:36 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.




Syphillis is also part of society, that doesn't mean I want to encounter it when I'm trying to enjoy myself at a restaurant.
2014-05-12 05:58:12 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.


I don't want to stay home.  My kids are there
2014-05-12 05:54:49 PM  
2 votes:
wow, so now everyone will be biatching at their waiter that their spermfruit were well behaved and adorable and they too should also receive said discount...

and no, in no way is this any sort of viral marketing...

"heartwarming scene?"  if the owner said "they seemed nice so what the heck, or some other weird reason, but heartwarming scene is too prepared to be off the cuff.
2014-05-12 06:55:23 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

Kids are part of society, if you don't like it, stay home.

Manners are part of a society. If you can't manage them, stay the fark home.
2014-05-12 06:20:35 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-05-12 06:09:23 PM  
1 votes:
What they should give those who don't is a cricket bat upside the head. Keep your farking lousy brats from ruining everyones day, you self important assholes.
2014-05-12 05:55:19 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I RTFA, and it appears to actually be a broad-based "heartwarming scene" discount instead of a specific "well-behaved kids" discount. So hopefully there will now be a slew of absolutely non-attention whoring people descending on this establishment to deliver totally spontaneous and soon-to-be-viral heartworming scenes that will be captured artfully via vertical cellphone video.


My hope is that it's something the wait staff can use at their own discretion.  So if there's something that makes their lives a little less hellish, they can give a surprise thank you to the folks in question.

If people act better in the hopes of getting a discount, well, heck, I'm okay with that.
 
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