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(Sun Sentinel)   "When police searched the apartment they found cash, money ledgers, condoms and the cookie jar"   ( divider line
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2014-05-12 04:37:41 PM  
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The more you eat the more you fart: Because People in power are Stupid: "The defendant stated that he knew his actions were illegal and was regretful," the report said.

What an idiot. Never talk to the farkin' police.


Even better:

The "John" told police he had been a repeat client, visiting six times within the last six months

I don't know why people always seem to volunteer this kind of information.
2014-05-12 04:33:17 PM  
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FTFA: When police arrived, Arroyo, his wife, five prostitutes and a "John" were present. Arroyo was the only one arrested.
The prostitutes, identified by initials only, are listed as victims on the police report.  Someone had a clue and didn't arrest the girls.  Why the hell didn't they arrest the john?
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